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Why is Guo Moruo called Wen Chou?

First of all, Guo Moruo was of sufficient weight and was also a master of that era. His academic achievements were no worse than any master in the Republic of China era.

Secondly, Guo Moruo joined our party in 1927 when our party was at its worst, and fought for his beliefs throughout his life. This kind of character is the most hated by fans of the Republic of China and fans of Fruit.

Third, as a top scholar, Guo Moruo took the lead in establishing the Chinese Academy of Sciences and became one of the founders of the scientific community in New China.

In other words, Guo Moruo not only made great contributions to the cultural world, but also made great contributions to the Chinese scientific community. For this reason, he has been regarded as a benchmark in the cultural and scientific circles by our party.

Our Party sets him as a role model, so those who hate the power of our Party will naturally describe him as a "literary ugly".

Think about it, Guo Moruo has become a "literary ugly", "iron-minded Guo Moruo", and a "scumbag"...

Then, our party, which sets him as a benchmark, can What good thing is it?

Let’s take a look at the methods used to discredit Guo Moruo:

First of all, Guo Moruo did write a poem praising Li Yunhe. This poem was posted all over the Internet by trolls. It's just that the navy will not tell everyone that this poem was written in 1967, not 1976. In 1967, Li Yunhe only "occasionally exposed himself" and was not the main culprit of the "×× Anti-Gemming Group" in 1976.

As the Internet is developed these days, as long as you search carefully, you will find that Guo Moruo never harassed anyone, whether during the war, after 1949, or even in the political movements one after another starting from 1957. Records of persecution.

Moreover, even when writing articles, Guo Moruo is measured. "Comments on the new historical drama "Hai Rui Dismissed from Office" was not written by Guo; "What are the fates of Song Shuo, Lu Ping and Peng Peiyun in the mosquitoes? "What are you doing" (that is, the legendary "first big-character poster of XXism") was not written by Guo; the subsequent criticisms of Lin, Confucius, Zhou Gong, contemporary great Confucians, and Song Jiang...

< p>Almost all articles that led to the escalation of the movement have nothing to do with Guo Moruo.

On the contrary, Guo Moruo’s partner Zhang Jinfu, secretary of the Party Leadership Group of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, said that during the anti-rightist period, Guo Moruo and he took various measures to reduce the impact of political movements on the Chinese Academy of Sciences. During the period of mosquito transformation, Zhang Jinfu was imprisoned in the cowshed, and it was Guo Moruo who fished him out.

Marshal Chen Yi once said to Zhang Jinfu: "It is a blessing to work under the leadership of Mr. Guo."

To say that he is "iron-hearted" is simply because Guo Moruo has never been defeated in previous political movements.

Actually, this is someone else’s skill.

Think about it, what will be the consequences if he is knocked down?

You know, he is the president of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. If he fails, under the circumstances at that time, who will be in this position? Eighty percent of them are characters like Kang Sheng and Xie Fuzhi.

At that time, those stinky old people at the Chinese Academy of Sciences will be able to live a happy life.

To describe such a kind person, such a person who has endured humiliation and tried every means to reduce the impact of the movement on the scientific community, as Wen Chou (why not Yan Liang)...

God Ri Zhaozhao

In addition to smearing her politically, she also made a scandal in her private life.

The firepower is concentrated on Guo Moruo's lower third lane.

The first person to be made a fuss about was Zhang Qionghua, the wife arranged for him by Guo Moruo’s parents.

Unfortunately, Zhang Qionghua has been waiting for Guo Moruo all his life. The problem is, Zhang Qionghua is illiterate and has feet bound. Think about it, asking the men here to live with an illiterate woman with small feet for the rest of their lives... How strong a taste does this require?

In "Manchu Old Documents", the names of women with bound feet are "lame-footed women" and "lame-footed women". Huang Taiji was still like this three hundred years ago. Guo Moruo couldn't figure out the reason for this. What is there to blame?

The second is his Japanese wife Guo Anna.

The separation of Guo Moruo and Guo Anna is actually beyond reproach.

In 1927, Guo Moruo wrote an article condemning the principal, then participated in the Nanchang Uprising, and then joined our party when it was at its worst (the navy said he was "iron-bone"), so he was The principal was wanted and went to Japan under Zhou Enlai's arrangement.

In 1937, the Japanese bandits launched a full-scale war of aggression against China. At this time, Guo Moruo did not transform into Japan like the anti-Japanese hero Wu Qingyuan and live a happy life with his wife and children. Instead, he left his wife and children. , fled back to China alone.

Some people say, why don’t you bring your wife and children back?

Answer: If Guo Moruo was not Superman, Rambo, or Obei, he would be in trouble even if he escaped alone, and even let his whole family escape.

After Guo Moruo returned to China, he married Yu Liqun in 1938.

There is nothing blameworthy in the eyes of those who understand him. After all, he has no future vision, and it is impossible to predict that Japan will be defeated in eight years, and that he and Guo Anna can meet again in 11 years.

But if you insist on saying that Guo Moruo escaped from Japan alone because he loves the new and dislikes the old, and is a scumbag, I have nothing to say. After all, Guo Moruo is indeed not as good as the anti-Japanese hero Wu Qingyuan in terms of private life.

Let me explain, "Anti-Japanese Hero Wu Qingyuan" is really not me scolding him to ridicule him, but Wu Qingyuan's fans have banned him like this, and you can search it on the Internet.

As for Yu Liqun’s sister Yu Lichen, she and Guo Moruo have nothing to do with each other.

You must know that before Yu Lichen committed suicide, the content of the suicide note he left was "With such a country, such a society, and such a self, there is nothing we can do."

It was discovered that Guo Moruo would be Xie Bingying, who started out in chaos and finally gave up, said this:

"You must have never imagined that Guo Moruo is such a despicable and shameless liar with a human face and a beast heart! I'm sorry for my parents, I'm sorry for the country, I'm sorry for my friends, I have no shame. I can only die."

The words "such a country" in Yu Lichen's suicide note are obviously dissatisfied with the current situation of the country.

In Xie Bingying's version, Yu Lichen had sex with Guo Moruo, got pregnant before marriage, and was abandoned by Guo Moruo, so he was "sorry to the country"@_@

In addition , I really don't understand what "having sex with Guo Moruo, getting pregnant out of wedlock, and being abandoned by Guo Moruo" has anything to do with the country. How can it become "I'm sorry for the country"? !

It is also related to "country", with completely opposite meanings.

It’s obvious who Wen Chou is.

Based on the invention of Wen Chou and Xie Bingying, the Internet trolls added fuel and jealousy, and the process was similar to "Running for Governor" and "Ma Ji Lays Eggs". The final result was that Guo Moruo and Yu Liqun were still dating Yu Li after they got married. Chen fooling around - Guo Moruo married Yu Liqun in 1938, and Yu Lichen committed suicide in May 1937. So Guo Moruo became the Ning Caichen of the twentieth century, not even sparing female ghosts.

Under the overwhelming rumors, Guo Moruo has become a "literary ugly", a "scumbag", a "iron-minded Guo Moruo", a "talent + a gangster", "Guo Moruo looks like a dog from a distance and looks like a dog up close" (Lu Xun Never said this). ...

So, if Guo Moruo is not Wen Chou, Xie Bingying is.

Guo Moruo is not a scumbag, but Chang Kaishen is.

Guo Moruo is not an "iron-bone Guo Moruo", but Comrade Nikolai. In the Soviet Union, he wrote an open letter and scolded his own father, Chang Kaishen, until he was bloody. In order to kneel down and lick the Soviet revisionists, Nikolai Comrade La is so disobedient and unfilial that he will be struck by five thunders from heaven. He is the one who "killed Chiang Ching-kuo with great righteousness".

History will always remember Guo Moruo and his great contributions to China in many fields. As for the trolls who troll people online, they will eventually be lost in the long river of history.