Friends classic funny lines

Every time I watch Friends, there will be some scenes and lines lingering in my mind. The following are the classic funny lines of Friends that I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Friends classic funny lines (1)

Monica: Living together? There is no sign of this.

? Living together? But there was no warning.

Chandler: What I asked was a hint.

? Then let my request be a signal. ?

I love you!

? I love you? .

Monica: I love you!

? I love you too. ?

Chandler: Are you holding the door now?

? Are you talking against the door now?

(pause)

Monica: No.

? No?

Chandler: Yeah, yeah, me too.

? Cough? Me neither. ? Chandler is so cute.

Joey: (to Monica) OK! Listen, listen, if you ... You're going to live with him, I feel it? It's my duty to tell you the truth about him! Okay？ What? What a terrible roommate! Terrible! He forgot, huh? Oh-oh, he always, he always, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? What? This is the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler. )

? If you really plan to live with him, you need to know what it means. His roommate is so bad that he always forgets? He always, he always? Come on, he is the best roommate in the world. ?

Ross: Me? I've known you two for a long time. Me? I've never seen you two as happy as a millionth of you? Since you? We are together. Do you really want to leave all this in your room? This is stupid. Which is more important, love or stupidity?

? I have known you for so long that your life together is one million times happier than before. Now, do you want to put this happiness behind you for the placement of a broken house? This is stupid. What is the most important thing in your life, love or stupidity?

Joey: This is the electricity bill we paid? ! ! !

Well, yes.

(Joey runs over and turns off the light. )

Joey didn't know how expensive the electricity bill was until Chandler moved out. Joey is like a simple child who needs someone to take care of him. Knowing Chandler like his brother is his greatest luck.

Joey: Well, what? What's it called?

Chandler: Cup.

Chandler created a brand-new cups game in order to give Joey some money without hurting his self-esteem. (The rule is based on anti-drag, and the rule is that the card in Joey's hand is big. )

Ross: Oh, you know, girls don't like me talking about science. Well, they don't like you to correct their grammar.

Chandler: They don't like you to explain why your jokes are funny.

They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

Ross and Chandler taught Joey that? Reject the girl program? Including talking about science, correcting grammar, repeatedly asking each other if they love you, and explaining in detail why their jokes are funny. Sure, Chandler's sentence? Ba dum bumb cheshhh！ ? More classic. Brothers who are not popular with women, watch carefully, but remember to do the opposite, such as literature, confuse grammar, never say I love you, and explain in detail why your jokes are boring. If you do this, you can be a bachelor for life like me.

It's okay, Rachel. I'm not judging you; That's who you are. Me. I'm more free, you know? I run like a child, because it is the only interesting way.

Phoebe is really a model of nature. She doesn't care what outsiders think. She runs like a frog, because it's the only way she finds it interesting. Being a strange person like this may be the only way she finds it interesting. Later, Rachel ran like this, not because of her personality, but because of her affirmation and support for her friends.

Monica: Hmm!

Rachel did a terrible and strange thing on Thanksgiving Day, and everyone tried to enjoy it for fear of breaking her heart.

Monica: 5 6 7 8!

Monica and Ross's amazing group dance is personally very enjoyable. It also highlights the happy side of this pair of dolls. They have the same memories and marks of growth.

Joey: No! Years! Happy new year!

Joey's midnight kiss plan was interrupted by the director, and he couldn't help shouting. A lover is a lover. The following is the relevant dialogue:

? At that moment, your red lips made me irresistible. ?

? At that moment, I also had the urge to kiss you. ?

? I still can't shake the feeling of my heartbeat, 3,2, 1. ?

? You don't have to count down every time you kiss me. ?

? No, I just need time to catch my breath. ?

I don't know? I don't want to know what Monica bought me. y？ Do you know? I mean, listen, me? I'm sure she's trying very hard to buy you a present. She wants to surprise me. I want to see Monica's face? When I gave her my gift, her face, me? I'm sure she wants to see my face when I get the money.

? I don't care if my present is better than Monica's. I know Monica must have put a lot of thought into it. When I gave her a gift, what I expected most was her surprised and happy expression, and I think she did the same when she gave me a gift. So, stop looking for her present, okay? True love and surprise are the best gifts, and this is the true meaning of gratitude. ?

Look at us. We? Re a couple!

Joy took the spice girl roommate to the Chandler couple's house for dinner, and the Chandler couple called them a one-on-one couple. Chandler pays Joey the bill and pretends that Joey bought good wine. Unfortunately, the spice girls don't like this generous couple, so Joey has to endure the pain and emphasize justice.

If you need money, will you please let me lend you some money?

Joey is so poor that even the cable TV and telephone have stopped. Chandler sincerely wants to help him.

Speaking of shame, Xiaoke has been embarrassed since graduation. Thanks to those Chandler who helped me, I look forward to my big break to repay you.

Yes, we're sorry to tell you, but you, Phoebe, are weird.

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Ok, where is it? This is a nuclear holocaust, me? I am the last man on earth. Would you like to go out with me?

? If there is a nuclear explosion, I am the only man in the world. Will you love me?

Chandler keeps asking Monica if she loves him, and the answer isno. Can you imagine how happy they will be in a few years?

Joey: That? Yes, I stepped forward! She? She is my friend, and she needs help! If I have one, me? I'll pee on any of you!

Joey's idiotic and touching declaration: I can pee on any of you if you want. ?

I didn't? I don't know what I am fully responsible for! Okay？ ! I didn't? Don't finish this letter!

Ross is really stingy. What's wrong with taking these responsibilities as a boy? Listen to him? Are you resting? I think it's funny, but now I feel more and more hateful.

Mrs Geller: The next time you prepare food for me, there is nothing in the refrigerator except ice.

People like Monica's cooking at the party. Mrs Geller finally admitted her daughter and said that she would never prepare spare food next time.

Oh, I just want to say, "Hey!"

Chandler ran for several blocks and fell down countless times just to say something to that girl. Hey? . It's a pity that she is Joey's girlfriend, although she is more suitable for Chandler.

Or do you like to be a breathless speaker? What a coincidence. Dear boy, no matter how old I am, running after the girl I like is always the most beautiful heartbeat.

Chandler: I've been thinking about her since the moment I met her. I love her so much that I want to cut my throat, so that I can't believe you met her first every moment of every day! !

Chandler told his true feelings about Joey's girlfriend: I fell in love with her from the first moment I saw her. I miss her crazily and dream of her company. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second, I hate that I didn't know her before you. ?

Oh, no big deal. I just went to several bookstores, talked to several dealers ... and called the author's grandchildren.

Chandler went to many bookstores, asked many booksellers and made many phone calls to the descendants of the original author before buying a rare book as a birthday present, but Joey only bought a pen to tell the time, so Chandler had to exchange gifts with Joey. Love Chandler more and more!

No, sadly, if you tell her how you feel before you kiss her, I know Joey, and he might walk away.

If Chandler tells Joey how he feels about his girlfriend, he will be much better.

Or, it would be much better if Ross told Chandler these words.

When that guy robbed us, I was locked in the recreation room for about six hours. Do you know what I was doing inside? I wonder how I let you down!

? When our house was robbed, I was locked in the cupboard for six hours, and I thought how sad I would make you. ?

Monica: OK! Whatever you say, but, married a lesbian, abandoned a man at the wedding, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, and dumped a girl? Wooden legs in the fire, livin? In a box! !

Monica was accused of dating Richard and his son, and then angrily exposed her shortcomings. Yes, none of the six people's lives are perfect, but they are all living happily; No one has not made mistakes, but they are all the kindest.

Don? Don't say I have no feelings! This is the ticket stub of our first date! This is the eggshell when you cooked breakfast for me for the first time in bed! This is the first time we saw it in the museum. Together. Well, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I will keep important things!

Rachel's emotional moment: don't say I'm inhuman. This is the ticket stub for the first time we watched a movie together. This is the eggshell you left when you cooked breakfast for me for the first time. This is the fossil we took from the museum on our first date. I may return the gift you gave me, but I will keep everything I think is worth cherishing. ?

Kathy: It might make things easier if you can't talk. Listen, huh? Look, I don't know. I don't want to be caught between two best friends. I just, can I? I can't stand to see what all this has done to you. I can't? I don't want to be that reason. So, I don't? I don't think we can meet again. Me? I'm going to find my mother? I'm in Chicago, right? I'm going to stay there for a while. I think this will do. You will be great, but what about you? I know it's probably for the best. y？ Do you know? Me? I will miss you. Bye

Kathy said to Chandler in the box: It's good that you can't talk now, so that our parting will not be so sad. I don't want to be a woman who affects your brother's feelings. I can't watch you ignore each other for me. So I don't think we should meet again. I will go to my mother's in Chicago to get used to it for a while. I know how happy we will be together, but now, separation is the best ending. Can you understand? I will miss you. Goodbye, dear. ?

Yes That? This is what you really want. Yeah, I don't know? I don't want to be your reason? If you are unhappy, it will only make me unhappy. I am really unhappy? I don't want to be your reason. I am unhappy.

Phoebe gave up the dining car with Monica and supported her as a chef. Because this is what Monica really wants to do. To wronged Monica is to wronged herself. Phoebe doesn't want to wronged herself?

I gave up two children. I just hope there is someone around me who has given up children. He can tell me how terrible it is to give up children. I just think that this will be something you will regret every day for the rest of your life.

Phoebe's mother said to her, I abandoned two children. I wish someone could tell me what a terrible thing it is, and let me spend every day in endless regret.

15, Monica: 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts to get excited) 2. Seven ..? 7? 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7? (mouth 7)

Chandler's girlfriend, an old friend who talks about everything, came to thank Monica that night.

Ross: Me? I have lunch at this table, right in the middle. Me? I'm having lunch here with my good friend Joey. What if he? I want to sit with me.

Ross launched a campaign against class discrimination for his good friend Joey at the lunch table in the museum.

No, me? I really don't mind. y？ You know why? Look at them. I made them, so? Do I know? Giving up a child will be a million times harder, but, oh, my God, it? It will feel a million times better, right?

Phoebe decided to have children for her brother and sister-in-law. Although it will be a hundred thousand points sad to give up the child, it will be a hundred thousand points happy to see my brother and sister happy. The greatest sister in the world.

18, Kathy: acting! Chandler, this is my job! Me? Me? I play a role in the play! How can you not trust me? !

Chandler: Well, you can understand, considering how we started.

Cathy said to Chandler, how can you think I betrayed you? Chandler said, so how did we start?

I can't believe that smart and kind Chandler would say such hurtful things. Never expose the scars of your lover, especially for you.

Joey: Well, suppose until the baby is born? I gave up at birth. No extra animals will die, you-you? I'm just eating my animals.

Phoebe really wants to eat meat after she is pregnant, but as a vegetarian, she cares about killing. In order to make her feel at ease, Joey, a meat maniac, gave up eating meat automatically until the baby was born and gave the opportunity to eat meat to his good friend.

Rachel: Ross, that girl has been chatting with your friends all night. She wants to hear your story and see Monica? The photo album, I mean you don? If you don't want to do that? You were only in there for two weeks.

This girl has been chatting with your friends all night, asking about your past and asking for your photo album. Do you think this is a sign of short-lived love?

It? It doesn't matter. Sometimes, things don't? T work like you? I think they will.

Sometimes, life is not as beautiful as you think.

Knowing that Ross was getting married, poor Rachel always thought they could be on and off, but once there was no possibility of getting married, she felt the importance of each other.

Phoebe: So, does shopping make you feel better about Ross?

Can shopping alleviate your yearning for Ross?

Rachel: There aren't enough shops in Manhattan.

There are obviously not enough shops in America.

Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

? Ross, when did you start planning this wedding?

I don't know? I don't know. A month?

? I don't know. More than a month ago. ?

Monica: Emily may have been planning since she was five years old! Since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it behind her head. That? This is what we do! We dream of a perfect wedding, a perfect place, but the most important thing is that we have a perfect man who knows how important other things are.

? The girl began to fantasize about her wedding at the age of five. They want a perfect wedding, an ideal place, and more importantly, they want someone who really understands how important this ceremony is to her. ?

Rachel: Really? Know what? No. It? It's not over until someone says "I do"

I won't give up until they are officially married.

Priest: Marry you, Emily ...

Marry you, Rachel ...