About American and British humor jokes

American humor is full of connotations, while British humor is very serious nonsense. Below I have compiled American humor and British humor jokes for you, hoping to help you.

▽American Humor

Hello, you've reached Jim and Sara.

We can't pick up the phone right now ,

because we're doing something we really enjoy.

Sara likes doing it up and down,

and I like doing it left to right.

So leave a message,

and when we're done brushing our teeth,

we'll get back to you.

(Hi, this is Jim and Sara's house. We can't answer the phone right now because we're doing something we really love to do.

Sara loves to go up and down. Do it, but I like to do it left and right

Okay, please leave a message and we will call you back after we finish brushing your teeth)

▽英. Style humor

Two men are chatting.

One said, "Have you read in the local newspaper

about these two thieves caught yesterday?

One stole some batteries,

and one stole some fire-crackers."

- "No. What happened afterwards?"

- "One was charged, and one let off."

Two men were chatting.

One said: Have you read in the local newspaper?

About the two thieves caught yesterday?

One stole some batteries,

Another one stole some firecrackers. ?

-?No, what happened next?