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A joke about TVXQ!! .
Dialogue between a fan and Chang Min at the autograph session.
Fans: Hello, brother! Chang Min: Well, hello!
After greeting each other, Chang Min began to sign. . .
Fans: My brother is 176 cm tall, hehe. When waiting for the signature, the fans joked like this.
Said, signed the name, and the fans took a look. I saw a sentence posted below the signature on the paper: "ps: Yes 186. "
Shen Changmin hair incident
At the signing ceremony, fans with long straight hair asked Chang Min to sign.
Fan: Brother, please touch my hair.
Chang Min: Ah. . . No . . Me. . . Not exactly. . . What? . . . Gross. . .
A landmark event in Shen Changmin.
Chang Min: Hello! Fan: Hello!
Chang Min: What's your name? Fan: What's my brother's name?
Changmin: Oh. Write a signature: What's Brother Xiang's name? . .
Park Youchun's autograph session.
One day: Hello! Fan: Hello!
One day: What's your name? Fan: What's my brother's name?
One day (flustered): Ah, I don't know my name?
Fan (crying): Well, my memory loss is very serious. . .
One day: Ah, my name is Park Youchun. What's your name?
Fans: $&%%# & (*%
One day (flustered): Huh?
Fans: $&%%# & (*%
Finally, I wrote, and ps: the name is really special. . .
Park Youchun's autograph session incident
One day, a fan came forward to look for an autograph. . I found that Changmin sitting next to me was so handsome one day, completely like a statue, so I started staring at Changmin after I signed up.
One day: I said, that. . .
Fans are still staring at Chang Min. .
One day: that. . . Sign it. . .
Fans: Ah! Ah, great!
Take back the signature and see, and attach "ps: Chang Min is so handsome!"
Jellyfish incident in Kim Jae Jung
At the autograph session
Zaizhong: What's your name? Fans: jellyfish.
Zaizhong: Huh? Fans: jellyfish.
Zaizhong: Excuse me, what's that?
Fan: Ah, let's write nicknames like this.
Zaizhong: Well, what's the nickname?
Fans: "Kill the jellyfish trapped in Kim Jae Jung."
Zaizhong: Huh? Fans: "Kill the jellyfish trapped in Kim Jae Jung."
At:. . . I said. . . Jellyfish are also living things. . . (ps: I was once stabbed by a jellyfish in the sea)
Graffiti in Kim Jae Jung
At the signing ceremony, a fan wrote his name on his palm.
Later, the fans who came up said to me: Brother, scribbling on your hands is equivalent to smoking.
Zaizhong: Take that back.
Fan: It is my wish to receive a reply from my brother, even once.
In: Haha ~ ~ Reply ~ ~
Fan: If I don't reply, I will go to a concert in Thailand and streaking.
In: looking forward to ~ ~ ~
Fan: Brother Zaizhong, did I scold you? I kept writing to you, but you didn't reply. I have answered my friend. What is this?
Zaizhong: My husband is too strict. I'm sorry it took me a while to write it for you.
Fan: Brother Zaizhong, I have an appointment with my brother. The Hao Yun brothers refused to come out. Please call him for me.
Hao Yun: Do you want to tell me directly? How troublesome it is to scream
Fan: If you don't reply or come, I quit! Is Japan better than Hou Xian? The fool in this game! Changmin, this fool ...
Zaizhong: Why are Changmin and I the only fools? ! Why? Why? Chang Min is a genius! ! ?
Fan: I hope to get an answer. Give me an answer.
Zaizhong: Hey! ! Reply!
Fan: I want to call you brother. Hello, let's get married.
Hao Yun: Well, marry your brother.
Fan: If you don't reply, the ghost of senior three will appear in your dream.
One day: I will give you an answer. . Hmm. How interesting
Fan: Come on! Yunhao, come on! Come on one day! Come on, Chang Min! Come on, TVXQ!! !
Junxiu: Come on, TT~ Junxiu, come on!
The above is more reliable, parents can believe it! ~ The following is Xiu Xiu's personal experience, and all the following are true! !
Q: Speaking of pajamas, are there no clothes inside?
Xiu: Yes! ! By morning, my pajamas had been completely kicked off! !
One day: Jun Xiu, what are my strengths?
Junxiu: Advantages? Do you know that?/You know what?
One day: you have gone too far! I feel very natural.
Junxiu: I think I will be a considerate and kind person one day. And humor, the atmosphere maker in TVXQ!! And then the face is very simple ...
One day: Ahahahaha ~ What do you mean, the face is simple (laughs)? !
Junxiu: Ah, no, but the face is very stylish and handsome!
3 budokan concert:
Hao Yun: Oh ~ ~ ~ Junxiu looks very serious today!
Xiu: Actually, that's what I am! !
4 SM interview:
Judge: You have 30 seconds to introduce yourself.
Xiu: Everything is all right except poor study (pause).
It's not that you don't study well. ...
Performance 5: Hao Yun and Chang Min usually make a summary. Just can't get in or out.
The four of them only look at me when they have nothing to say.
Q: Then what?
Xiu: and then ... then I smiled, Nkang Kangkang. ...
6 Moderator: What condolences did the staff give you?
Xiu: Will the Japanese celebration send condolences?
Moderator: simulate the fried noodles or octopus burning made in the shop.
Xiu: Please give it to us next time! ! !
Hao Yun: I want to make a complaint. Junxiu is always the last one to go out.
Xiu: (very calm) That's because you occupy the toilet!
8 show: Football is my wife!
Q: What are your wishes before you die?
Xiu: Hi ~ ~ ~ Here he comes! ! !
10 q: when will you blame yourself?
Xiu: Never mind that hector is here! !
1 1Q: What's your specialty?
Xiu: Sing, dance and play! !
12 q: what happens when you are happy?
Xiu: Dahezai! !
0 1. I'm an artist, and I definitely won't get 100, absolutely not. The best score in music is 99.9, and I only have about 20 points myself.
02. Being born is the hardest.
03. "As a person ... the difference from any animal is that you can feel the joy of learning. That's why I want to study forever,
Keep studying until I die. You can't say that you have lived without reading. "
If I really love a woman, it is unshakable! The February issue of Arane 37 degrees has been completely translated.
I don't think we can be pure friends with girls, because men and women are different. Boys and girls have different definitions of friends who can confide secrets and heartfelt words. I don't think we can do it without friends. The February issue of Arane 37 degrees is fully translated-
06. My ears are soft.
07. Actually, our relationship is average, but we have been arranged together. What a pity!
08. No matter when and where you are handsome, everyone should work hard. .....
09. Although I have good physical strength, I am weak!
10. I decided to give up my glamorous image!
1 1. I want to become one day, so I can know that his forehead is so big that he won't feel cold!
12. Eat more when you have a good appetite, eat more when you are in poor health, eat more when you are happy, and eat more when you are unhappy! (Evaluate the youngest)
13. The hardest thing in the world is that one person gets another person's heart. Memory does not exist in the mind, but occupies a position in the heart, so it can be seen.
14. Relatives never leave, no matter what the situation, no matter how embarrassing, they will give meager support.
15. If you love someone, you must keep your promise. Because this is only a promise of two people, we must keep it. If only one party abides by the violation of one room, the promise is meaningless. Mutual trust and keeping promises are all necessary conditions for the success of love.
16. I play football so well, why do I throw the ball so well?
17 just went to Japan until the budokan performed for two years. We will ask ourselves why we came to Japan. To be honest, it's like the feeling that the company sent us. We also seriously discussed giving up in private, but with the cooperation of some good staff, we walked step by step and finally stood on the budokan, singing from the first song to the last. The common idea of five people at that time was to have a fight. Although we don't know how far it will go, we have reached the end. Maybe this may be the end, so let's make every effort. Five people decided to work hard and do it well.
18 honey, I don't know where you are. Being my wife will make you happier than anyone. I can sing it to you at any time if you want.
19 according to the trainee, I am the boss, and then my descendants!
Because I'm smart.
2 1.JJX: Oh, yes, I almost forgot the most important thing! The most beautiful thing is the "eyes" and "faces" of all of you who have been paying attention to TVXQ!! . More beautiful than anyone! !
PYT: Everyone is beautiful except Jun Xiu! !
Everybody: clap your hands and laugh.
There is also a touch of sadness, but as long as you look at it, you will feel warm in your heart. Besides the sky reflected by the sunset, I quite like the natural scenery. There are many photos of natural scenery in my notebook, such as the Alps, seabirds on Bora Bora, grasslands and so on. Look at them and I'll be cured!
Whenever it rains, I am the sun of TVXQ!! . Oh, it brings you joy (all smiles)-daily necessities Patty May 2008.
Q: What do you think is beauty? Jjx: I think it's The Sky After Sunset.
[Xiu Donghai] Are you in the training room now? Get me one, too! What a boring East China Sea! Donghai? Didn't you say you were going to buy me rice? How's it going? Contact me anyway. Oh, are you in the practice room now? Now I speak with Sheng Min Godin, that's all. . . . Junxiu (funny)
Dear brother Hao Yun. Happy birthday to you. I want to say a word to you on your birthday. Soon, my brother and Tian Mingding will have a fierce but serious "hammer and scissors" to wash dishes, but how does this fist feel so good? Of course, it doesn't matter to me whether Miqi brushes the dishes or not, but you must win my birthday ... I hope you can appreciate the leisure of this world-it's worthwhile to brush the dishes.
Is this an active date? & gt_ _ _ _ & lt
28 Xiu Xiu replies to UFO. # @ # Fans: If you give me a reply, I will wear a bikini to the next concert. Really. Shia Junxiu: Really ~ ~! ! See you at the concert! (-This Korean food! )
29. I hope to die on the stage (I don't know why, I don't want you to mention anything about death, you must give me a healthy and happy life forever! )
Frequently visited places: SM, schools, libraries, bookstores.
3 1 I want to be a woman in the afterlife (Xiu Xiu answered in the answer)
One day, you can realize a huge dream that no one can imagine (another tongue twister! @#@@¥)
33! But! I like one day! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Because he is lonely! & gt& lt (Admit it! )
I like doing everything happily. Mickey and I are more negative and respect me.
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