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Find the lyrics and search the title of the song. I believe all your lies.

Find the lyrics and search the title of the song. I believe all your lies, but I hate myself for loving you wrongly.

Lyrics: Wang Jianfu, Bei Ruo Dehua

Arranged by Cavin Lee

Harmony: Fan Tongzhou Black Duck.

Original song: PG One

I used to love you so much.

I believe it will last forever.

I told my true feelings.

But left a hate.

Only blame yourself for being naive.

When you say you will love me all my life.

Let my infatuation believe it.

Who is in love with someone else now?

Betrayed the soul of false love

I loved you by mistake, and I hate myself.

I hate myself for being so infatuated.

Burn the love you gave to ashes

But I still can't help feeling sad.

I loved you by mistake, and I hate myself.

I hate myself for being too emotional.

This lost love has no ending.

It's just that I was too hard on you.

Love you wrongly.

My favorite person.

Now it's a separation.

My tearing still hurts.

But still begging.

Who says I love my life?

Let my infatuation believe it.

Who is in love with someone else now?

Betrayed the soul of false love

I loved you by mistake, and I hate myself.

I hate myself for being so infatuated.

Burn the love you gave to ashes

But I still can't help feeling sad.

I loved you by mistake, and I hate myself.

I hate myself for being too emotional.

This lost love has no ending.

It's just that I was too hard on you.

Love you wrongly.

Don't tell me you still love me.

Don't feel sorry for your lies.

I loved you by mistake, and I hate myself.

I hate myself for being so infatuated.

Burn the love you gave to ashes

But I still can't help feeling sad.

I loved you by mistake, and I hate myself.

I hate myself for being too emotional.

This lost love has no ending.

It's just that I was too hard on you.

Love you wrongly.

How many lies did you believe in HR interview? 1. Interview invitation notice

Before the interview, we usually call the candidates. After simple communication, if you think it is ok, you will be informed of the interview.

Whether it is an invitation by SMS or email, it is a formal notice, which means that you have the opportunity to enter the company for an interview.

But what will HR say if it fails after receiving a telephone interview?

I usually lie like this: well, I'll make a recommendation first and give your resume to the head of the department. If the person in charge thinks it is ok, I'll call you again and invite you to the company for an interview.

In fact, there are two situations to say this. One is that you really need the person in charge to confirm whether your resume is ok, and the other is false, that is, you feel that you can't do it and don't need an interview, but you are embarrassed to refuse you directly, so you lied and told you that your resume needs to be recommended to the person in charge.

Of course, there are two procedural problems in resume recommendation, and each company is different.

For example, some companies are used to HR interview first, and feel ok after the interview, and then recommend a second interview to the employing department.

However, there is a problem in this situation, that is, candidates may need to run twice, first try HR's face, and then re-examine the facade of the business department.

In another case, like the company where my elder brother works, HR interviews the person in charge of the business at the same time, or confirms the time of the person in charge of the business before sending an invitation.

There are two situations at this time. In the process of recommending resumes, first confirm by telephone, then recommend to the business department to read resumes, and finally invite interviews.

Or should HR submit his qualified resume to the business person in charge for confirmation before inviting?

In the case of telephone communication first, HR will find it inappropriate to tell lies, but it will appear when the resume of the person in charge of the business is confirmed to be qualified before inviting candidates. The person in charge of the business feels that the resume is suitable and wants an interview. As a result, HR called and found that the applicant had found a job, which was equivalent to HR digging a hole for himself.

Therefore, they will not hesitate to choose between telling a lie to offend the applicant and digging a hole and being scolded by the business department.

2. Notice of interview results

This kind of lie should be the most told by all HR.

HR usually says: the manager is in a meeting, so go back and wait for news first, and then we will make an appointment for an interview.

Then, there was no news.

In retrospect, this is actually a lie. "Is the manager in a meeting?"

The manager does have many meetings, but he doesn't always have meetings. It is likely that he was too embarrassed to refuse directly, so that he delayed the time of his grades in the meeting and interviewed other candidates.

Another kind of lie that applicants refuse to tell is more common, and they say it every day-"After considering your situation comprehensively, we will give you an answer within 5 working days." Or "We will comprehensively compare the situation of other candidates, and then ..."

That's right, so there is usually no then. It's just that HR is embarrassed to directly refuse your wording.

I often use it in interviews now, and I don't think it's appropriate. They went out for a walk, went to the bathroom and came back and said to the candidate, the manager is in a meeting. Why don't you go back and wait for the notice? Or, do you need to make a comprehensive comparison and wait for the notice when you go back?

Give an answer after two weeks.

Finally, the interviewer's question is: When will the results come out?

HR will generally say: because of the long process, the interview results will come out in two weeks, please wait patiently.

Some excellent candidates, after the second interview, send him an employment notice directly to arrange the next day's employment, while others send an offer directly by phone before walking to the bus stop.

If a company tells you that it will take two weeks to get the interview results, then such a company should not pay too much attention. It takes so long to confirm the interview results, and the office efficiency of the company can be imagined.

If the company tells you that it will take two weeks to approve this proposal, you can still believe it. After all, I have been approved for a month, so the interview result and offer approval are two different concepts.

The most likely outcome after two weeks is that the interviewer will treat you as a spare tire and wait for other suitable candidates.

4. Other lies

With regard to the welfare system,

Another lie, asking the supervisor if he can solve his own account problem, and the supervisor vowed: of course, I will help you.

After he joined the company, he came over for a week or two and asked the boss. The boss told him that their company was a branch. There is no branch this year, and there is no place to recruit fresh graduates. He entered the company as a new recruit in the club, so he had no place to settle down. The settlement is limited to the fresh graduates recruited by the company headquarters.

Beg lyrics: Don't believe his sweet words. She looks fine.

I wish you a long life together.

But I never understood,

How can you be so fast,

Let's take our past,

Forget all this.

You look happy,

I wish you love each other forever.

Although my heart hurts,

Keep your letter,

I want to ask you how to choose love.

Remember your sweet words,

Forget your sweet words.

The trap you made with tenderness,

Used to make me cry,

But I don't want to leave or run away.

Remember your sweet words,

Forget your sweet words.

I hope you lie less and less,

Give a woman a sincere hug,

Don't make her feel as sad as I do. Nobody knows.

Why do women take lies seriously? It has something to do with the level of liar.

This is also related to women's own IQ.

For no reason,

I take my mother's angry words seriously? You must be so serious about some problems that you didn't even see your mother angry. . .

Ask for a song title and lyrics with these jokes. I believe in men who are really hurt by love.

Lead singer: Lv Pin.

Lyrics: Lv Pin Company

Composer: Lv Pin Company

You left without saying goodbye.

You left me alone.

Who does the lips say that there may be no loneliness in the dream?

My tears slipped quietly.

You left and forgot to be together.

You've changed. Who gave me what I had?

Why does true love last forever in the water under the bridge?

I shouted, but you refused to look back.

I am such a man who is hurt by love.

I only blame the original love for being stupid and true.

Your simplicity trumps all my stupidity.

I believe all the lies.

I am such a man who is hurt by love.

Absorb your remaining temperature.

I have asked you ten thousand times, how can you have the heart to hurt me too much?

You left and forgot to be together.

You've changed. Who gave me what I had?

Why does true love last forever in the water under the bridge?

I shouted, but you refused to look back.

I am such a man who is hurt by love.

I only blame the original love for being stupid and true.

Your simplicity trumps all my stupidity.

I believe all the lies.

I am such a man who is hurt by love.

Absorb your remaining temperature.

I have asked you ten thousand times, how can you have the heart to hurt me too much?

I am such a man who is hurt by love.

I only blame the original love for being stupid and true.

Your simplicity trumps all my stupidity.

I believe all the lies.

I am such a man who is hurt by love.

Absorb your remaining temperature.

I have asked you ten thousand times, how can you have the heart to hurt me too much?

The first sentence of the song "Believe it" there is particularly impressive. ...

There is a cheerful and clear situation in the middle. ...

Mabel at the Wheel ...

The perfect combination of Laure Shang and Yu Quan. ...

Yu Quan and Laure Shang's perfect interpretation of the song. ...

What lies are told that you don't believe, but others believe? Because of intellectual problems or social experience, many people have no discrimination against lies and believe what others say, which leads to this situation.

Solitaire believes that he is sincere.

genuinely

Antisense hypocrisy

Interpretation is true and sincere, without any falsehood.

Wu Yingming's "Baihua Pavilion" is the third fold: "As the saying goes, the depth of the sea must bottom out, and it is sincere."

Use case ~ find a confidant.

This case has been completely clarified.

When the true meaning is revealed, the truth is revealed.

Antisense is unfathomable, and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false.

Explain clearly: make it clear thoroughly. Fully understand the real situation.

After more than a month of close investigation by the police, the case was finally solved.

High insight

Antisense, one hole view, one gain view

Interpretation of combustion: understanding, thorough. A correct and thorough view.

The source is Feng Ming Menglong's "Warning" Volume III: "People of insight are still wrong, let alone others!"

The study of dual-use cases goes deep into the room of Confucianism in Song Dynasty, but Sinology can't be ignored. What a shame it is to lean on the wall and violate your words! (Fan Jiang, "Master Gu of Chinese Studies")

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I almost believe it.