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Is anyone afraid of flies and maggots?
When I was living in the dormitory in winter, I took 13 flies on the radiator of the computer monitor, and took 7 flies five minutes later, lying to you! (Actually, the dormitory is not dirty, mainly on the first floor. The indoor temperature is high, and it's winter, so flies react slowly. It can be seen here that you are not afraid of flies, but you can rule out having a baby in your stomach.
Maggots, a word, frighten my hair to stand on end, short and long, so touching, soft body ... goose bumps up!
Although the caterpillar is afraid, it likes to bully it. When I see a caterpillar at school, I usually abuse it gently and let it roll over. Then you can upgrade it and turn it into a big caterpillar (because Mao Mao was pinched off).
Hehe, I hope no one calls me a pervert!
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