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Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao

1. Excerpts from The Complete Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao are crystal clear, fluttering with the wind, watching the sunrise and making graceful dance sentences. Everyone lives a quiet life of "working at sunrise and resting at sunset" and "watching and helping each other".

Recorded a funny scene of a group of naughty and lovely children on campus. Lin forgot to pee after class, and as a result, she fell on her pants in class. Dong Liu always slips a note into your collar when you are not looking, and then it floats in your collar. Ma Shuai became a goalkeeper and shouted excitedly on the court. Where is he guarding the door? Even ahead of the attacking players ... you see, there are many funny things like this in the book, which are the focus of attracting the roots. Naughty bag Look at naughty bag and see who is more naughty!

Every time I read a novel on campus, I am very involved. A book is almost done in one go, and this biography of Dai Xiaoqiao is no exception. At noon, I only heard Genggen laughing while watching in the room. I leaned over and asked him what he was laughing at. People say it's super funny, and they say they saw themselves and their classmates in this book! And pass the written book to my hand, so that I can read it well.

In this book, I actually saw my own shadow. Dai Xiaoqiao's mother is a typical nagging mother, who never forgets to nag Dai Xiaoqiao all the time in life and study. Looking at this nagging mother in the book and comparing her performance in life, it's exactly the same! I made up my mind that I must be a calm mother in the future, talking less, observing more and thinking more.

Hehe, I didn't expect a book to let mother and son find their own shadows from different angles! Reading makes people progress. Is this the reason? When I was reading this book, I didn't expect Genggen to take out the book Wang Xiaozhong, a Nonsense from the bookcase to read. I told Gengen that it's called reviewing the past and learning the new. Just smiled and nodded, feeling that I read two books at noon and really gained a lot!

2. Dai Xiaoqiao's thoughts after reading "Dai Xiaoqiao's thoughts after reading" caught my attention as soon as I opened the book. It seems that this book is really beautiful and interesting. At the beginning, "My name is Dai Xiaoqiao, but don't call me Big Banana, because everyone in my class calls me Big Banana."

This really brought me back to my childhood at once. At that time, we were also trying to give our classmates various nicknames. I think children are all the same now, right? Bite off the Cow's Tail left a deep impression on me, among which Cao Dimin seems to be a guessing madman. Without the teacher's stop, he would make people guess riddles every day and make people guess wrong again and again, but he admired his riddles and his imagination was everywhere. I really don't know where he got these riddles or whether he invented them himself. I think these riddles are quite humorous, for example; What are the words "female" and "male" on the left? Let's praise them together. What is the word "not Lin"? What is the word for biting off an ox's tail in one bite? It is said that children are afraid of teachers. In this book, the teacher and Dai Xiaoqiao are buddies, because the teacher can start from the child's psychological thoughts. Although they usually fight, in the eyes of adults, some things we do are ridiculous, but children are also very serious about everything, because nowadays children are surrounded by curiosity and simplicity, and everything is new and interesting to them. So I think our parents should also start from the heart of their children. Like teachers, we all came from childhood. We should first give our children a happy childhood. A happy child is the premise of healthy development. Learning in games and knowing the truth of learning and being a man on the road of growth are the starting points for our long-term training of children. At the beginning of the third grade, my mother bought me a complete biography of Dai Xiaoqiao. When I opened this book, I immediately fell in love with Dai Xiaoqiao, the protagonist in the above article.

This is a group of naughty children who like fighting and playing football. I think this is a group of children who should be about my age, because they like to do things similar to mine. For example, I like giving nicknames to my classmates, telling jokes in class, playing football on the playground and asking many small questions.

There are many interesting questions in the article, such as: why do you want to disinfect your feet, hands, body and buttocks when disinfecting? If the vertical numbers of math problems are not aligned, it will make a joke; Who am I going to marry when I grow up? After reading this book, I feel that every child's childhood is happy and colorful. I hope my childhood can continue to be so happy. The childlike interest and fun of children in Dai Xiaoqiao's all-round reading once again made me realize the happiness, laughter and carefree childhood. This biography of Dai Xiaoqiao written by teacher Mei tells the story of a group of boys who just went to school. They play and chase all day, and they are extremely happy.

They call each other nicknames. Lin is a generous child. He wants to take them to KFC, but when they arrive at the door, they find that they have no tickets, so they surround Lin. Lin was sweating with anxiety. As a result, Ma Shuai found the ticket and ran into KFC happily.

Because Dai Xiaoqiao and Lin didn't go to the toilet between classes, Lin actually peed on his pants during class, and the classroom was in chaos, so the teacher couldn't go to class again. Dong Liu didn't fall, but he left his position with a smile, and he was so happy that he couldn't describe it.

Du stamped his foot and beat his chest, because he could write "Lin is a king of urine" in the future. This will save Dai Xiaoqiao.

He told the teacher that his home was close to the school, so he went to get Lin his pants. He ran into the toilet first, but when he returned to the door, he found the key was still in his schoolbag and had to run back to school. It's really funny to see here.

Dong Liu also has a unique skill-tearing up notes and stuffing them into people's collars. They are really naughty children. Wang Xiaozhong invited his classmates to see an open-air movie, but he remembered the time and forgot the date. He took 1 1 as the 25th, which was careless.

One interesting story after another makes adults relive the fun of childhood. Good books can purify children's minds, cultivate children's sentiments and get rid of impetuousness; Good books guide children's way forward; Good books are the ladder of children's life progress ... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! ↖(^ω^)↗~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~。

The whole story of Dai Xiaoqiao This is the story of a group of boys. They are crying, fighting, running back and forth every day, covered in dust and happy as hell!

They are inspired by genius every day—

Send a spy to play football.

Weep your pants in class.

Writing a composition has nothing but pants.

The skill of sticking small notes on others' backs is perfect.

I grabbed soup for lunch, and the police came to arrest me.

I went home after class and took someone else's schoolbag.

None of these stories are the best,

You should read the best stories yourself.

After reading it, your childhood mood will bloom.

Adults also watch and appreciate childhood.

Directory: 1. Big bananas and potatoes.

Shave your head on the road

3. Generous and stingy forest

4. Bad habit of not getting married

Lin saved me.

6. Unique skills

7. Football spy

8. Pant composition

9. Mix empty fart balls

10. Wrong schoolbag

1 1.

We are all adults.

13. Tiger

14. Keep a diary

15. Forever Friday

16. Grandpa and Uncle

We are all horses.

18. Picking up garbage

19. Invite people to dinner

20. Cross your legs

2 1. Deaf

22. Crosstalk

23. Bite off the cow's tail

24. An extremely hygienic mother

25. write a check

26. Is it comfortable to be a father? e 799 be 5 baa 6 e 997 aee 7 ad 94 e 59 B9 ee 7 ad 943 1333238643563

27. Wang Xiaozhong's good friend

28. The red card was sent off

29. Footprint Competition

30.naughty stories

3 1. Green pencil

32. Fall on all fours

33. Have a bad memory

34. bandits eat soup

35. Empty fart house

36.do you want roses?

37. feel dizzy

38. worry early

39. Partner team

This visit.

4 1. Students sharing a desk

42. Police, police, police

Revolutionary martyr

44. Nonsense

45. Good command

The boy's childhood (postscript)

4. The author of Dai Xiaoqiao's Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao-Mei is on the university campus, and he is Professor Mei; On the road of children's literature, he is a famous writer; He is the brother of Zi Han's uncle Zi Han's uncle Zi Han, and the children love him, but one day, he will definitely become a real grandfather Zi Han.

He is a lamplighter who comes to the children's window at dusk. Light up the lamppost with literature, so the road outside the window lights up, and there is literature in the lives of children and parents.

Literature is really good, life is light and romantic, and a lot of love is born. He stresses classics, excellence and literary height. He also talked about his childhood, growing up and being a person who likes everything. When he talked about this, many people shed tears with joy. He also shed tears. He likes it. Everyone calls him a poetic speaker. He did the "third thing" for the world, just like that flower woman.

5. There are several words in The Complete Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao. The Complete Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao is a book published by Jiangsu Children's Publishing House on June 5438+ 10, 2009. The author is May. This book mainly introduces the stories of a group of boys, mainly the protagonist Dai Xiaoqiao. They are crying, fighting, running back and forth every day, covered in dust and happy as hell! They are inspired by genius every day-sending a spy to play football. Weep your pants in class. Writing a composition has nothing but pants. The skill of sticking small notes on others' backs is perfect.

I grabbed soup for lunch, and the police came to arrest me.

I went home after class and took someone else's schoolbag.

None of these stories are the best,

You should read the best stories yourself.

Read it and your childhood will be in full bloom.

Adults also watch and appreciate childhood.

6. The main content of Dai Xiaoqiao's biography: the reading experience of the buddy team. This summer vacation, my mother bought me a set of books called Dai Xiaoqiao and his buddies. These books are very interesting.

Dai Xiaoqiao is a little boy who has just entered school. He has a group of buddies who attend classes together and play together all day. Everyone has a nickname. For example, Lin is called stingy, and Ma Shuai is called throwing horses. His own nickname is not much better. It's called Big Banana. Oh, by the way, his father also has a very interesting nickname called Big Potato!

However, Lin is not really stingy. His father can often get some tickets to KFC, and he will also take his buddies with him generously. Along the way, these little guys walked on the road, screaming and running back and forth, and no one was unhappy. On the busy road, only their noise can be heard. But when I got to the door, I almost couldn't find the ticket.

7. What is the main content of The Complete Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao? The main content of The Complete Biography of Dai Xiaoqiao is the story of a group of boys. They are crying, fighting, running back and forth every day, covered in dust and happy as hell! They are inspired by genius every day-sending a spy to play football. Weep your pants in class. Writing a composition has nothing but pants.

The skill of sticking small notes on others' backs is perfect. I grabbed soup for lunch, and the police came to arrest me. I went home after class and took someone else's schoolbag.

Dai Xiaoqiao is a little boy who has just entered school. He has a group of buddies who attend classes together and play together all day. Everyone has a nickname. For example, Lin is called stingy, and Ma Shuai is called throwing horses. His own nickname is not much better. It's called Big Banana.

However, Lin is not really stingy. His father can often get some tickets to KFC, and he will also take his buddies with him generously. Along the way, these little guys walked on the road, screaming and running back and forth, and no one was unhappy as hell. On the busy road, I only heard their noise, but at the door, I almost couldn't find my ticket.

Extended data

This book mainly tells a series of interesting stories that happened in the study and life of a little boy named Dai Xiaoqiao. The author tells the story in the form of one short story after another. The plot is close to life, and the language is humorous and interesting, which can make young readers laugh when reading.

The focus of this book is not to preach to children, but to give them a relaxed and pleasant reading experience. In reading, I was naturally moved by the positive and optimistic attitude of the protagonist "Dai Xiaoqiao".

References:

Sogou encyclopedia-biography of Dai Xiaoqiao