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A short story about Guan Yu.

1, warm wine to chop Hua Xiong:

Cao Cao recruited soldiers and joined forces with Yuan Shao, Gongsun Zan and Sun Jian to attack Dong Zhuo. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went with Gongsun Zan. Hua Xiong, the general of Dong Zhuo, defeated Sun Jian, the pioneer of the Tenth Eighth Route Army, and killed two generals before the battle. He is very proud. The 18 th Route Warlord panicked and was at a loss. Yuan Shao said, "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou are not here, otherwise I am not afraid of Hua Xiong." As soon as the voice fell, Guan Yu shouted, "The young man is willing to cut off Hua Xiong's head!" Yuan Shao thought Guan Yu was just an archer on horseback and said angrily, "We have hundreds of generals on the 18th Route, but we want to send an archer on horseback. Doesn't it make Hua Xiong laugh? " Guan Yu said loudly, "If I can't kill Hua Xiong, please cut off my head." Cao Cao listened and appreciated it very much. He poured a cup of hot wine and handed it to Guan Yu, saying, "General, drink this glass before you kill the enemy." Guan Yu took the glass and put it on the table and said, "I'll drink it when I come back!" " "Say that finish, carrying a sword on the horse. Guan Yu was so skilled in martial arts that he soon cut off Hua Xiong's head. Back to the barracks, Cao Cao picked up the glass on the table and handed it to him. The wine in the glass is not cold yet.

2, three British war lyu3 bu4:

"Three British Wars against Lu Bu" is a story in the long historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The background of the story is the story of Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei fighting with Lu Bu in Hulao Pass after Yuan Shao joined forces with the 18th Route Governors to crusade against Dong Zhuo, and Lu Bu defeated the generals one after another. See Chapter 5 of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. "Sanying" refers to Liu Bei (word Xuande), Guan Yu (word Yunchang) and Zhang Fei (word Yide).

3, chop Yan Liang over Wen Chou:

At first, Yan Liang's Hebei army deployed on the plain, completely ignoring the superiority of Cao Cao's army in the high sea. It is estimated that they are too strong. Enemy cavalry can't rush, don't care, and make the mistake that pride goes before a fall. When Guan Er rushed to the enemy line, he went alone with great intelligence. From then on, the enemy couldn't guess his real intention, so he didn't take him as a charge. This may be the reason why the enemy never stopped Guan Yu with a bow and arrow. In the face of Guan Er's charge, Yan Liang couldn't sit still at first. It's one thing to underestimate your enemy, and it's also one thing to be confused about your opponent's intentions. His location is Zhong Jun, which is the headquarters. According to common sense, no one is stupid enough to rush into the enemy group, so he is a little careless. Yuan Jun didn't understand Guan Yu's behavior. He wouldn't move without an order. It is estimated that Guan Yu didn't attack Batman, and everyone is puzzled. Guan Yu's horse runs really fast. When Yan Liang found out that he was coming for himself, it was too late to make a correct response. In addition, at the last moment, Yan Liang was not sure what Guan Yu was going to do, and Guan Yu didn't have a common name. In order to be a general, Yan Liang didn't cut the unknown general, and didn't mount a horse and carry a knife. Guan Yu's knife is also very distinctive. The first attack was not a big cut, but a straight stab. It was fast and hidden, and Yan Liang was not easy to dodge. This is also a key point. Generally speaking, Guan Yu used a very despicable means to kill Yan Liang by strength.

Wen Chou is even simpler. Cao Cao's ambush disrupted Wen Chou's army. In this case, retreat is the first, otherwise the other side's soldiers will catch themselves. It happened that Guan's second brother went to fight with him at this time. Wen Chou, of course, is a coastal coastline, and I feel that my opponent can't solve it with a few moves, so I immediately retreat. I didn't expect Ma Chao, the second brother, to be very fast. Even if Wen Chou did, he couldn't make a comeback and was hacked back.

4. Go to the meeting alone:

In 2 15, Liu Bei took Yizhou, and Sun Quan ordered Zhu Gejin to ask Liu Bei for Jingzhou. Liu Bei refused, and Sun Quan was very angry. He sent Monroe to fetch Changsha, Lingling and Guiyang. Changsha and Guiyang Shu will surrender immediately. When Liu Bei learned of it, he personally rushed to the police from Chengdu (now Hubei Public Security Bureau) and sent General Guan Yu to compete for the three counties. Sun Quan also immediately stationed in Lukou and sent Lu Su to station troops in Yiyang to resist Guan Yu. At this critical juncture, in order to maintain the alliance between Sun and Liu and not give Cao Cao an opportunity, Lu Su decided to discuss it face to face with Guan Yu. "Sue invited us to meet each other, and each of us kept a hundred paces, and all the generals were alone." After the talks, the two sides eased the tension. Subsequently, Sun Quan and Liu Bei agreed to divide Jingzhou equally. "Taking Hunan as the boundary, so the army will stop." The alliance between Sun and Liu was maintained.

This "one-knife meeting" was perfunctory by dramatists and novelists. Guan Yu became a hero, while Lu Su became a short-sighted and timid dwarf. This is an artist's creation, not a historical truth. Lu Su single-handedly promoted the alliance between Sun and Liu, and it was "difficult to keep for life" (Wang Fu's words). So Liu Bei and Sun Quan became stronger and established Shu and Wu to compete with Cao Wei. The Three Kingdoms period only appeared in the history of China.

5. After five levels, six generals will be killed:

Killed Kong Xiu when crossing Dongling Pass; Killed Han Fu when crossing Luoyang City; Kill Bian Xi when crossing Si Shuiguan; Kill the satrap Wang Zhi when crossing Xingyang; Killed Chyi Chin when crossing the Yellow River ferry; Cai Yang was killed outside the ancient city occupied by Zhang Fei, hence the name "going through five customs and killing six generals".

6, flooded seven army:

Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, and Cao Cao ordered General Yu Ban to be the general of the Southern Expedition, with Pound as the pioneer to command the Seventh Route Army to save Fancheng at night. Guan Yu received the letter and went to meet the enemy himself. Guan Yu and Pound fought for more than a hundred rounds, regardless of the outcome. On the second day of the battle, the two generals came out together without answering. After fifty rounds of flattery, Pound pulled out his horse and fled, followed by Guan Yu. Pound was hit by an arrow, but Guan Yu couldn't dodge the arrow, and he was hurt by nutrition. Ten days later, the arrow wound healed. I also heard Guan Ping say that Cao Bing moved to the north of the city. Guan Yu didn't know what he meant. He rode up the hill to watch. He saw many people in the North Valley. He saw that the Xiangjiang River was so fierce that all seven armies were flooded. So he ordered his men to prepare boats and rafts, pack up rain gear, and send people to block the water inlets everywhere. Pound discussed with the generals that it was not easy to stay in the valley for a long time, and he was going to transfer the sergeant to the highlands tomorrow. That night, it was stormy, and Pound was in his tent, only to hear a lot of shouting. As soon as I saw this account, the flood surged from all directions. The soldiers of the seventh army drifted with the waves and drowned a lot. Yu Jin and Pound led the troops to climb the small dirt mountain to escape, and Guan Yu came to kill them with an army. Yu Jin saw that there was no way around and surrendered to Guan Yu. Pound and the defeated soldiers without armor were surrounded by Guan Yu's military forces. After a short battle, all the people surrendered. Only Pound caught a boat and tried to go down the river, but Zhou Cang's raft hit the water and was captured alive.

7。 Beat Maicheng:

In the twenty-fourth year of Jian 'an, Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, and the seven imperial armies flooded and the military strength increased greatly. Cao Cao once proposed to move the capital to avoid its sharpness. In October of the 24th year of Jian 'an (2 19), General Monroe of Jiangdong attacked Jingzhou and captured Guan Yu's stronghold Jiangling when Guan Yu confronted Cao Ren, commander of Fancheng. Guan Yu was attacked on both sides, so he quickly withdrew from Fancheng and returned to the west to station in Maicheng. Lv Meng adopted the strategy of disintegration, which made Guan Yu's soldiers unwilling to fight and gradually dispersed. Guan Yu was isolated and stuck to Maicheng. Sun Quan sent someone to induce Guan Yu to surrender. Guan Yu pretended to surrender, put up a flag at the head of the city and pretended to be a sergeant, but he escaped, only a dozen riders followed. Sun Quan sent Zhu Ran and Pan Zhang to cut off Guan Yu's various back roads, captured Guan Yu and his son Guan Ping alive in Linzhou and immediately executed them.

Eight, Tuntu Shanhaiguan Convention Three Things

Cheng Yu proposed a plan to Cao Cao to trap Guan Yu in the dirt mountain. Zhang Liao persuaded Guan Yu to surrender and listed three counts: 1 violation of the Taoyuan Covenant. Ignore Liu Bei's wife. Guan Yu was clever and brave, but he didn't want to work for the Han family, so he died. Guan Yu was so persuaded, but he agreed to three things: 1 only surrender to the Han Dynasty, not to Cao Cao. Take care of Ersao (Liu Bei's wife). As long as you know the whereabouts of Liu Bei, no matter how far away Wan Li is, you should resign. Cao Cao agreed. Later, Guan Yu killed Yan Qiu, hung the national seal, passed five customs, killed six generals, and finally reunited with Liu Bei.

9. Guan Yunchang released Cao Cao:

"Zhuge Liang is brilliant, Guan Yunchang knows Cao Cao" is a well-known story, and it is also an important chapter in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Before the novel was written in Chibi, Zhuge Liang decided that Cao Cao was defeated and wanted to go to Huarong Road. He watched the celestial phenomena at night. Cao Cao died improperly. First, considering the feelings of Cao Cao and Guan Yu, he sent Guan Yunchang to guard Huarong Road, leaving his personal feelings for Guan Yu. Second, if the state of Wei is destroyed at this time, it will make the State of Wu fully attack Shu, and make Shu in dire straits. The novel also writes that Cao Cao really retreated from Wulin to Huarong Road, and laughed three times on the way. Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu were not wise enough to lie in a dangerous place. Cao Cao laughed and worshipped Zhao Yun and Zhang He as enemies, so he could get away. Two laughed out of Zhang Yide, two generals, Zhang Liao and Huang Xu, boycotted Zhang Fei and made Cao Cao escape again. San Xiao is serious, laughing at Guan Yunchang. He is on the narrow road of Huarong Road, which is dangerous, while one person guards it. In addition, Cao Jun has been unable to fight again at this time. Helpless, Cao Cao had to listen to the adviser and let Guan Yu go himself. Guan Yu thanked the old days and let Cao Cao go back to Jiangling.