Tell a few philosophical stories, or jokes, or current affairs comments, etc.

There was a man who had to go home alone because he worked late ~ ~ On the way, he had to go through a mountain ~ There was a mass grave on the mountain ~ There were all kinds of horrible legends ~ ~ Because it was getting late ~ Other paths were difficult to walk, extremely dangerous ~ The terrain was wonderful ~ ~ Only the road through the cemetery was safer ~ ~ ~ Then the man walked carefully ~ ~ and the moonlight vaguely. ! ! ! A breeze blew ~ clouds covered half the moonlight ~ it was dark around ~ ~ there was a looming fire behind a tombstone! ! ! Men's pores shrink in an instant, sweating like a pig ~ the whole body is frozen ~ their eyes are wide open and empty. I recall all kinds of legends I heard during the day ~ ~ After a while ~ The fire kept flashing and shrinking ~ This man wanted to go home quickly but was afraid to go forward ~ ~ At this time, he was halfway up the mountain ~ The journey before and after was almost the same ~ ~ If a ghost escaped there, it would be the same ~ ~ I thought about it ~ I might as well try my luck and see what it was ~. Immediately, I gently picked up a stone from my feet ~ ~ I aimed and threw it out ~ ~ It was the sound of hitting the mud ~ ~ The fire jumped ~ Then suddenly, accompanied by a rustling sound, I floated powerfully behind another tombstone ~ I stopped behind it ~ ~ It took the man a long time to react ~ ~ I saw some effects ~ ~ I got up the courage to pick up a stone and throw it at it immediately ~ It seemed that I hit something ~ ~ The fire rustled behind another tombstone ~ But ~ This time, except for the rustling, There was the sound of treading ~ ~ This man's whole body was tense instantly ~ The soles of his feet were sweating ~ ~ I knew there was something there ~ ~ I thought, I would rush over immediately if I drove it away again ~ ~ So I picked up a stone and threw it over ~ ~ It was crackling again ~ At this moment, the fire roared. ! The man looked ~ broken ~ ~ dripping in his crotch ~ ~ just then ~ a deep old voice shouted angrily: hello! ! ! ! Have you had enough? ! ! ! ............., I'll just find a place to smoke a cigarette and take a shit! Do you need to stone me three times? ! ! ! ! !