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Funny homophone four-character idioms
Spilling sperm and seeking stems.
A wall covered with manure
The stem is full of yin.
The farmer's three fists
I want to sleep every day
Laugh and boil
Make a hole with a stem
Throw away all four pairs of trousers.
Sperm years
The mad cow cried
Stand upright for a hundred years
Niubuqun
Ma Wuji
Love the environment, everyone is sick.
Long hard true stem
Nine yin competing for stems
Children will not be left behind.
Dida Wu Bo
be deeply rooted
Betty Wong is cheap enough.
Give it directly to you
Spend money like water.
Want to be Huang da d
Judas in heaven'
Volleyball tackle
Married for a long time.
People still love when they are cheap.
Write with a pen.
2. The funniest idioms have different words with the same sound. Look at the advertisement:
Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.
Supplementary advertisement: "turtle" is safe.
Glasses advertisement: a "bright" is amazing.
Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"
Transparent tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"
Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.
Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.
Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"
Air conditioning advertisement: don't sweat for life.
Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.
A laundry advertisement: "Don't give up clothes"
An advertisement for a real estate company: all rooms have it.
A cake advertisement: "cake" is rising step by step.
Advertisement of Stomach Medicine: From "No" to "Stomach"
Horse racing advertisement: enjoy "riding"
Advertisement for electric iron: 100 "clothes" and 100 "clothes"
Fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.
Washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother
Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"
The advertisement for the treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller and the small "stone" becomes smaller.
Printer advertisement: a hundred words are not worth a "key"
Paint advertisement: lewd paint
Refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier
Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: hemorrhoids are fearless.
Garden apartment advertisement: live with it.
Dance machine advertisement: smell the machine dancing.
Seafood Advertising: A "Fresh" Step
Dental clinic advertisement: "quick cure" crowd
Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.
Others:
"It's now or never", "It's urgent to cough", "Hemorrhoids are not old",
3. Describe funny four-character idioms. Original publisher: My home is here.
The Japanese idiom is well organized: an unhealthy trend, you have to have a leading "COP" to do things, and others can do it for you. Life and death: funeral work is stability. As long as someone dies, there is work to do. Self-boredom: a common psychology of men: a wife is someone else's good, and she asks for it herself-boredom! Between the lines: the position of punctuation marks in an article. Too lazy to cook: a dish tastes good, but you are too lazy to cook for fear of trouble. Blow: debug the microphone before use. One-hole view: refers to The Analects. Take a long-term view: listen to the opinions of elders. Resourceful: Play football with wisdom and strategy. Excellent game: the winner of the game can get the opportunity of free travel. Forget the turn of the year: I don't remember which year I made friends. What's the point? That's not enough. Describe the food shortage. Nothing goes wrong: it's no good not going. Used to encourage people to take part in an activity. Business is business: the daughter-in-law refuses to do anything for the family, and always says "business is business". Collusion: The same river suffers from the same pollution. Rich and colorful: it is unreasonable to think that more resources can be exploited if resources are rich. Noisy: the result of answering the judgment question. Put all your eggs in one basket: because you are short of money, you only buy one bet in the lottery. Two-pronged approach: the living standard has improved, and water pipes and gas pipes have been installed. Overqualified: Sawing down towering trees to make disposable chopsticks. Quick eyes and quick hands: People with eye problems move their hands quickly. The professional plumber came and the badly blocked toilet was dredged. Mixed feelings: influenza strikes, a common scene in hospital outpatient service. Unfair injustice: the sigh of Americans of color when recruiting unfair treatment. Very painful: this is a woman's inner thought that she is going to give birth. Be vividly portrayed: If you want to go out to play, please page me! Hell pays the bill: for those who deliberately refuse to meet the conditions of the loan.
4. What are the four-word idioms that describe funny? 1, funny and humorous [fē ng q ù ng sh ē ng]: The description is very humorous.
Out: "Clear Draft Gao Chuan": "Jun is good at painting, and it's interesting to taste a stone into a sheep, or to stand as a sheep, or not to stand as a sheep, or to be half-finished without leaving it as a stone."
2. Laugh heartily [pěng fù dà xiào]: Laugh with your hands over your stomach. Describe meeting a ridiculous thing and laughing uncontrollably.
Source: Sima Qian's Biography of the Japanese in the Western Han Dynasty: Sima Yi said with a smile: "The doctor has Taoism, how can he say it now?" How can they say it? " "
Laugh [h not ng t á ng d à xi ao]: describes the whole room laughing at the same time.
Out: Song Ouyang Xiu's "Return to the Field" Volume 1: "Feng Xuju said with his right foot:' This is also 900. "So I baked (coax) laughter. "
4. Laugh in the hall [H33ng Tá ng Dà xi]: describe people in the room laughing at the same time.
Departure: In the Tang Dynasty, the imperial history was divided into imperial court, foreign court and imperial court, and the most senior one in the imperial court was in charge of chores, which was called "miscellaneous end"; Every court can eat, but don't talk or laugh. If the miscellaneous end laughs first, the people in the third hospital will laugh, which is called "roasting hall" See Tang's Records of Words and Records.
Lean forward and lean back [[qián fǔh?u y?ng]]: the body shakes back and forth. Describe the appearance of laughing or sleepy.
6. Lace characters: people who are exquisite, quick-talking, humorous and active in newsworthy occasions.
5. What are some funny four-character idioms? 1 The weirdest person-Crouching Tiger's tallest giant-the biggest mouth-the longest leg-the biggest hand-the meanest person in absolute monarch-the tightest heart-the longest life-the worst thief in 8+00 years-stealing the sky 1 1- the widest mouth-/kloc-0. The longest words in four years are 438+07, the most valuable words-a promise as good as a gold 18, the most sincere advice-golden advice 19, the biggest oath-the seas run dry and the rocks rot 20, the widest words-thousands of miles away 2 1 The most knowledgeable person-the most powerful thief who knows everything 22-the biggest difference is stealing pillars 23, being hungry 26, people who love work 27, sleepless nights 27, the longest stick in a thousand generations 29, the most successful 29, the worst ending in the net 3 1- the greatest satisfaction of mowing grass and removing roots 32- the most in the sky. 35 The busiest season-eventful autumn day 36 The most public thing-Everyone knows 37 the most brilliant medical skill-the medicine for treating diseases 38 the most superb technology-the uncanny workmanship 39 the most brilliant command-the most mysterious action-the most elusive 4 1 The smallest needle-pervasive 42 biggest change-earth-shaking, large capacity-all-encompassing 45 biggest difference-worlds apart 46 hardest cooking-cooking without rice 47 biggest change-earth-shaking 48 fastest speed-light speed 49 most public thing throwing 54 biggest leaves-loudest sound from leaf obstacles 55- earth-shaking 56 highest waterfall-straight falling 57 most wrong pursuit. Progress 59- the wildest place one step away-the barren land 6 1 the most dangerous time-the most unusual climate-lightning-the most expensive manuscript fee-the smallest mailbox-incredible-the longest sentence-the biggest quilt-the overwhelming space-the boundless 70 largest photo album-all mountains and rivers are separated-far apart- The most dangerous errand-the most upright person-the highest point of a gentleman-the highest point of the southernmost shortcut-the most difficult dish to cook-the most stupid suspect-the most ignorant monk-the monk hits the net one day to do the most public thing.
The most abnormal place-blue sky thunderbolt. 108 The most expensive manuscript: 1,000 yuan.
The longest article109-with a head and no tail 1 10 The most learned person: knowledgeable. 1 1 1 The meanest person: penniless.
1 12 The most desolate place: barren land. The tallest giant is indomitable spirit.
1 14 The most special difference: the difference between heaven and earth 1 15 The most desperate future: at the end of one's tether. 1 16 The longest day: the days are like years; The most abnormal climate: a bolt from the blue.
Shortest season: a day in Sanqiu. 1 19 The poorest person: nothing. 120 The fastest way to read calligraphy is to read ten lines at a glance. 12 1 the biggest operation: thoroughly remould oneself. 122 the biggest trip: collapse. 123 The cleverest tongue: a clever tongue. Panacea: panacea 126 Worst answer: speechless 127 The most insidious smile: the knife hidden in the smile 128 The most critical situation: close call 129 The highest waterfall: plummeting 130 The best fisherman: the gang is caught. 32 Farthest place: 133 Beyond the cloud nine, the most United group: unite as one, 134, the most difficult road: unable to move, 135, the heaviest hair: a close call, 136, the biggest disaster: extinction. 039 The most heartless person: heart of stone 140 The biggest mouth: swallowing mountains and rivers 14 1 the biggest hand: covering the sky with one hand 142 The biggest project: creating the world 143 The biggest container: everything/kloc-0. +046 The biggest resource: inexhaustible 147 The biggest place: boundless 148 The biggest operation: reincarnation 15438+0 The biggest lie: the biggest lie 15 1 the widest vision. 38+054 Longest pillar: a pillar in the sky 156 Highest reward: a golden word 157 Worst beauty: beyond recognition 158 Most acute eyes: everything in a glance 159 Most bizarre idea: whimsical1. 162 the heaviest words: 163 the most precious words: 164 the farthest place: 165 the most desperate place: people at the end of their tether: indomitable spirit 167 the most dangerous game: playing with fire and setting yourself on fire 65438. 438+069 The most difficult argument: poor argument 170 The longest life: endless 17 1 the widest mind: an open mind 172 The reddest heart: a childlike heart 173 The most intense argument: angry words.
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