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Bayern, with 300 million in hand, has become a laughing stock! The promising reinforcement was intercepted by the Bundesliga relegation team
With the opening of the summer window, Real Madrid and Barcelona are busy in full swing. Seeing this, Bayern fans were filled with excitement. Except for the early signing of two new players, Hernandez and Pavard, there has been no movement from the home team. Regardless of Sane or Rodri, it seems that there is no future. The so-called 300 million heavy signings have become a joke in the eyes of the masses.
I don’t mean to cause hatred by saying this. If you take a closer look at Bayern's signing operations, you will find that it is a bit incomprehensible. Take the previous transfer of Hummels as an example, which is equivalent to helping the championship rival Dortmund strengthen its shortcomings. According to media reports, the reason why Hummels wanted to leave Bayern was because the management clearly told him that Hernandez and Süle will be the main players in the new season.
Unwilling to be a substitute, Hummels chose to return to Dortmund. He was probably holding his breath, hoping to prove himself against Bayern. The transfer of Hummels has just been completed, and Bayern, which failed to purchase Sane, was revealed to want to sign Barcelona's Dembele. Once the deal is concluded, it will be equivalent to giving Dortmund a transfer share of 40 million euros for free. According to the Bundesliga's price standards, there are just enough specialties to strengthen the shortcomings of the center. Once this happens, I believe Dortmund's road to the championship in the new season will be smooth.
There is a saying that the rain and dew will be shared equally. The same goes for Dortmund, and the same goes for Schalke. According to "Sports Bild", Bayern's rumored new player Kabak was intercepted by Schalke. Yes, you read that right! The Turkish defender chose to join Schalke instead of Bundesliga giants Bayern.
The reason for this is not only because Schalke's coach Reschke had worked with Kabak in Stuttgart, but also because of Bayern's outrageous signing efficiency. Due to the unresolved issue of Boateng's stay, the Bundesliga overlords are unable to offer Kabak a new contract. The Turkish central defender did not want to wait any longer, so he decided to renew his relationship with Reschke.
Those who should buy are hesitant, and those who should leave are forced to stay. Faced with Sanchez's transfer request, Bayern's management chose to keep him, claiming that it was for the sake of lineup thickness. The problem is that Bayern's midfield is now overcrowded, and Sanchez's ability is simply not enough to start. The consequences of leaving him behind? I can only continue to listen to his constant complaints.
Just as a certain Bayern fan self-deprecated, Bayern’s signings can be divided into four sentences: you can’t buy what you want to buy, you can’t sell what you want to sell, you won’t let those who want to come, and you won’t let those who want to leave. Let go. The so-called 300 million blockbuster signings seem to be turning into large certificates of deposit in the bank again. It's just a pain for the Bayern fans who keep climbing trees. Next, they can only envy the large signings of other giants!
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