Send a funny copy to a circle of friends (selected 3 1 sentence)

1, soaking my feet, soaking my feet, I cried, and even my feet were soaked.

Everyone cares whether you fly high or not, and whether you are tired or not. Only I am different, I don't care about you.

I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

4. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness, you simply can't imagine.

5. Jackson Yee and I went to have fun, and we will come back to catch the astronauts who love to eat for you!

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

7. Someone always smiles at you and hits you, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.

8. It is safe to give up expectations of everyone.

9. Be a man and do some soda cookies and things like that.

10, I just bought a 9 million Lamborghini, but I couldn't find the start button, which woke me up!

1 1. Don't reason with me. Give me the money. Everything you said is right.

12, just five minutes after doing homework, my mobile phone became jealous and I was coaxed for two hours.

13, I finally know why I lick Oreos first, because then no one will rob me.

14, no matter how ordinary it is, it is a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

15, what I hope to get is what I expect, and what I lose is harmless.

16, my return rate is quite high. I basically look back at good-looking people.

17, even if it fails 99 times, try again 1 times to make up an integer.

18, I think many friends like to make friends. The general circle of friends can receive a lot of praises, all funny and interesting sentences, which will improve your position in the circle of friends. Let's take a look at the funny copywriting and funny copywriting sentences in the circle of friends.

19, the whole world stinks of love, and only I smell of single dog.

20. Other girls have good personality, good looks and good temper, while I have a good appetite!

2 1, I am alone in this empty city, and I don't know love. Don't expect or be disappointed.

22. If you take care of others, you will wear yourself out sooner or later.

23. I'm not the kind of girl who spends 500 yuan and has to think about it for a long time. I have to think about spending 5 yuan recently.

Please use some skills when cheating. Since you cheated, don't let me know the truth.

The moon is closed tonight, so I came to say good night.

26. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

27. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

We insist on one thing, not because it will be effective, but because we firmly believe that it is right.

29. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one in the evening and one in the morning.

3 1, I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot dew, and Nanren.