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Alipay 500 million project joke expression pack

You may not know about stars, but there is one person that everyone must know. Basically, people who surf the internet and people who have mobile phones should distinguish this person. He is Ma Yun, and I won't say much about Ma Yun's deeds. A thousand words are summed up in one sentence. Even if Ma Yun retires, I still use Ma Yun's Alipay. As the founder of Alibaba, Ma Yu took a big step forward in China's economy. Moreover, Ma Yun's influence is also very strong. As a rising star, Ma Yun's story is simple, but it is also very complicated. Listen to Ma Yunyun's understatement about how I started my business, and then look at today's achievements. I wonder if the people who rejected Ma Yun before have any regrets?

Ma Yun not only changed himself, but also changed a lot of our motherland. He has participated in many programs, and his deepest impression is that he has no shelf. At that time, I ate all the super spicy peppers to punish the competition and keep my promise.

It is this kind of education that makes Ma Yun win. There are many public welfare projects on Alipay now. As long as you move your little finger every day, you can benefit many people and many centers. Remember Alipay planting trees? When ANT FOREST first came into view, he didn't believe it.

After all, who will plant trees in the wild, and where will the funds come from? So everyone didn't react much until ANT FOREST gradually absorbed everyone. At the beginning of boredom, I should pay more attention to watching other people's trees grow so big.

Unconsciously, he once put up with the existence of ANT FOREST. ANT FOREST is not a simple little program. He really planted a tree and won. Every time I share this phenomenon with you, more and more people are participating in ANT FOREST. 500 million people have planted trees for four years, and now the heat in ANT FOREST is decreasing. ANT FOREST built by Jack Ma at a sky-high price, how has it always been?

There is a small sapling in Alipay. Seedlings need everyone's low-carbon energy to grow into trees. When it grows to a certain extent, it can plant a real tree in the desert. This needs to be adhered to, which is dispensable for us, but it is not an easy thing for Ma Yun.

There is no doubt that Ma Yun used his strength to prove that my resolution is correct, and now 500 million users will participate. After planting trees for four years, statistics show that 65.438+0.22 billion real trees have been planted. Four years is neither long nor short, but the trees planted in these four years are amazing.

This is the result of everyone's unconscious. Everything is changing, but nothing seems to have changed. For example, Ma Yun's legs are thin, but what remains unchanged is that ANT FOREST continues, and small moves will bring a different environment. The situation in ANT FOREST is not very good this year. Alashan is in a state of drought this year. It hasn't rained for a long time, and the occasional artificial rainfall is not very effective.

The trees leading to 1 forest look "fleshy" with bare leaves. However, the bad state is also a shocking scene, so many trees have grown up. This is everyone's hard work, how can you just listen? I believe these trees will develop better and better in the future.