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Author: Wang Kangxian

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Updated in July 2007-10 1: 25: 00 words: 1603.

Audience friends, first of all, I want to make an important introduction here. I have unparalleled determination. Because I decided to quit smoking a few days ago, I actually quit when I said quit. I haven't smoked for two days in a row. Oh, my God! I can't imagine ... I admire myself, but I think it's not bad if I have such a determination to kill people. I'm sure I'll go down a road of no return. After repeated weighing, I decided to give up the idea of quitting smoking in order to find my original purity and perfection. Ni Kuang said: People who smoke and drink are happy, while those who don't smoke and drink are healthy. Between happiness and health, everyone respects health and enjoys its happiness!

I also heard that smoking has three advantages.

One: prevent thieves. After a friend who smokes a lot got married, he coughed less and less during the day and night. May I ask? Cough at night, dare the thief come? Don't underestimate, this is a very eye-catching anti-theft measure, because it breaks the saying that "silence is better than sound" in ancient poetry;

Two: People who have smoked for many years are black, so you don't have to worry about makeup when you play Bao Qingtian (Bao Gong); Well, it can really save a lot of trouble when necessary. Needless to say, when Zhou Jie played Bao Gong, he was really sad because he blackened his face. It can be seen that African miners are not completely without advantages.

Three: Never get old. People who smoke since childhood will never get old. According to the research of an American scientist, a friend who smoked for many years died at the age of 50 at most. According to the dying old people, "not getting old" is a kind of luck, because in the end, you can't compete with pets, and pets are pets! Besides, as we all know, the words "Smoking is harmful to health" are written on every cigarette pack. What is the reason? A: A comma should be added, which means "smoking is harmful to health", which is further divided into ...