Requesting the script of "Who Calls You Excellent"

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Performers: Da Bing, Zhao Weiguo

Qi: Happy New Year to all TV viewers across the country. Soldier: I am Soldier. Zhao Weiguo: I am Zhao Weiguo. Hey, the soldiers are very famous. They are our advanced workers this year.

Offsite voice: The certificate for advanced workers

has arrived. (Zhao Weiguo takes the certificate) Zhao Weiguo: Specially awarded to advanced workers as... (The soldiers prepare to bow)

Zhao Weiguo: (Read loudly) Zhao Weiguo! (Ding Bing fell forward with his front legs, then immediately rose up and leaned on Zhao Weiguo)

Ding Bing: Okay, aren't you advanced? To be advanced, one must set an example and take the lead everywhere. In this way, let us welcome Zhao Weiguo with warm applause to tell us all a cross talk, okay?

Zhao Weiguo: What can a person say? Get off here. Soldier: (walks to the audience) I think this place is pretty good.

Zhao Weiguo: (Speaking on the stage) Dear audience friends, hello!

Dr. Bing: (sitting on the steps causing trouble) Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, you brought your

brother-in-law. It’s not my brother-in-law. I asked him why he brings different people every time.

Zhao Weiguo: Audience friends, let me tell you a joke. They say it looks like a dog from a distance, but it looks like a dog from a close distance. If you hit it, it will not go away, but you will lead it away...

Private: Dead dog. Not interesting at all.

Zhao Weiguo: There was an old man who suddenly bit his left eye. What do you think happened?

Private: For fake eyes, take off the eyeballs, put them in your mouth, bite them and then put them back.

Zhao Weiguo: Bite his right eye again. Can't both eyes be fake?

Dr. Bing: Dentures, take them off, bite your right eye, put them back again...

Zhao Weiguo: Come up, I will tell you a riddle. You guessed it, I Can I give the prize to you?

Dr. Bing: Really? Say it.

Zhao Weiguo: When talking about "big soldiers", add a little "dog soldiers", and when "dog soldiers" are missing, read "big soldiers". Do you think this is "bad" or "indispensable"?

Dr. Bing: I am immoral, (audience laughs) I cannot do without!

Zhao Weiguo: Then we call them dog soldiers.

Soldier: You are wicked! (The two bowed and left the stage)