A funny joke in a circle of friends

1. There is only 1 on the earth, so everyone should take care of the earth; There is only 1 person on the earth, so everyone should love me.

2. If you live well, it is because God wants you to have faith in him; If your life is not good, it is because God has faith in you.

3. Girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules …

4. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

5. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

6. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes can't be recognized by wearing makeup now.

7. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

8. Whenever I am ready to say that I will start saving money now, there is always a voice saying to me, be nice to myself, which is why I can't save money.

9. I have a particularly powerful ability to always find things before they are lost. But the police insisted that I called it stealing.

10. Yesterday, I hit my son. Today, he said to me: Dad, I will be obedient and don't hit me, okay? I said, how did this happen? How can this ancestral craft be lost? Your grandfather used to hit me like this.

1 1. My brother had a fight yesterday and had more than 20 stitches in his leg. I couldn't take it anymore, so I bought him a pair of autumn trousers.

12. Eating together is called table pooling, and riding together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

13. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror.