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Interesting brother's composition
Interesting younger brother composition 1 I have many younger brothers. What I want to talk about this time is neither naughty Ermaodou nor lovely Li Xinxin, but interesting Du.
What my brother said is very interesting. Once, my brother said to his third aunt, "Mom, you said that Tsinghua Peking University wanted me when I grew up. Where should I go?" My brother's questions are really ridiculous. I was worried about these things at an early age. Another time, my brother wanted to play monopoly with me, but I didn't want to play monopoly. But my brother has been pestering me, and I still stick to my point of view. My brother was forced, so he pretended to threaten me and said, "If you don't play monopoly with me, I will-please!" I thought he was threatening me, but it wasn't what I thought. Seeing his miserable appearance made me laugh and cry, so I had to promise him. I saw my brother's face lit up at once and jumped three feet for joy. I really can't help him!
My brother trusts me very much, so I often play tricks on him. Once, when I was putting on my shoes, my brother asked, "Where are you going?" I stifled my laughter and said, "I'm going out to play." Stay here by yourself! " "Hearing this, my brother suddenly sat down on the ground with tears in his eyes. It looked like he was going to cry, so I smiled and said, "I'm lying." My brother's face lit up immediately.
This interesting brother!
Interesting younger brother composition 2 New Year's Eve is always a New Year's Eve, and someone will invite you to his house for dinner. Today, I went to my aunt's house for dinner. My first cousin and second cousin are at home, and my second aunt is here. Of course, my second cousin and my cousin also came. My cousin is only three or four years old, which is very interesting. My cousin is one year younger than me, my eldest cousin is playing computer, my second cousin is watching TV, and my cousin is too young to understand. My cousin and I went to play with him. My cousin walked and climbed down the stairs. We had dinner together in the evening, and my cousin and I finished eating.
Because my cousin was used to it, he began to throw away all the fruits in my aunt's house, which led my cousin to pick up fruits everywhere. I watched TV, and my cousin ran to the TV and pressed my TV. My cousin seems to find that I am using the remote control to turn it on, and then press it a few times, but it can't be turned on. Who knows, my cousin pressed it again and opened it. It was really amazing!
Cousin has taken all the fruits. My cousin saw that the fruit basket was full and went to turn it over quickly. Cousin picked it up again. Cousin doesn't seem crazy. She immediately turned a box of Wang Lao Ji on the ground upside down and went up and kicked a few feet. Aunt ran up and scolded a few words, because we were all here in the afternoon and my cousin got used to it. Father comes at night and cousin is a stranger. My father scolded my cousin, and my cousin went to find my aunt. A few minutes later, he looked at my father, but he was afraid to say anything.
My brother is very interesting, especially on his birthday.
In the morning, my brother got dressed happily, asked my mother and I for presents happily, and then asked my father for presents. At noon, we went to a restaurant to celebrate my brother's birthday. After lunch, my brother couldn't wait to blow out the candles. When he makes a wish, he even makes a wish with a toy. His brother seems to like that toy very much. After my brother blew out the candle in one gulp, my father and I drew some lines on his face. My brother saw that he had become a lovely Xiaohua Mall, not to be outdone, but also drew a few lines on his father's face, which made my father and I become Xiaohua Mall.
My brother wrote a big word "Wang" on his forehead and turned himself into a big tiger to scare my father and me. Dad and I saw it and wrote a big word "Wang" on our forehead to scare our younger brother. I fought head-on with my dad and my brother, my brother hit my dad and my dad hit me. As a result, my brother came first, my father came second and I came third.
Another time, we went skiing. My brother and I slipped down the hillside and both fell to the sky. When I saw it, my father and mother both laughed their heads off. My father will teach me skiing, and my brother will be taught by my mother. One minute, two minutes ... after a while, my brother learned.
This is my funny brother!
I have a younger brother, who is the happy fruit of our family. There is nothing that doesn't make us laugh. We can't forget it, it keeps coming to my mind. My brother likes candy!
That time, grandma bought a pack of salt and put it in a jar. My brother has been licking his saliva since he saw it! At that time, I was doing my homework. My brother came over and smiled and said to me, "Sister, can you help me with the candy my grandmother just bought?" Okay? Sister is the best! I shook my head. All right! I can only do my best! Look, sister, I'll exchange this "content can be changed into something else" with you, and I'll give you this "grimm's fairy tale" if you bring me the sugar! I can't help it I'm a book fan! I followed my brother to the cupboard. My brother pointed to the salt and said, "This is it!" "I was thinking: hmm? How can my brother point to salt and say it's sugar? Hee hee! There's a lot to see. Then, I helped my brother give the salt to my brother. As soon as he gets the salt, he grabs it, whether he likes it or not. " Sister, why is this so salty? "My brother stuck out his tongue and made an interesting expression." Ha ha ha ha! I cheated. It's actually salt! Ha ha ha ha! "I said to my brother with a smile. Hearing this, my brother rushed to the faucet, drank water and vomited, laughing so hard that his teeth could not be closed. My brother glanced at me with his eyes. I told my family about it in the evening, and everyone laughed.
I don't think having a younger brother is a bad thing, do you? If you are like my brother, give me a compliment!
There are four people in our family, father, mother, brother, me and "little glutton"-cousin. My aunt asked my cousin to come to my house for a while. My cousin's reputation as "Little Glutton" is not empty.
Knock, knock ... The noon 12 bell finally struck. A delicious steaming lunch has been arranged for us to eat.
Lunch is about to start, only to see "Little Glutton" eagerly put the delicious roast chicken leg into "neat" white teeth.
A few minutes later, I saw "Little Glutton" eat all the roast chicken legs just now. Wow! My brother can beat the "invincible hand" at such an amazing speed.
"Little greedy ghost" is not only greedy, but also very playful. As soon as I played, "Little Glutton" immediately became a "naughty elf". This "elf" is not an ordinary "elf" because he has a special liking for playing.
One night, we were very sad and wanted to go somewhere to play. Suddenly there was a shrill cry in my ear, saying that I was going to the square, and I was "ready to go". I don't want to mention how proud I am!
Look! This little brother is really interesting. First "gluttonous", then "naughty elf". Do you think this little brother is very interesting?
I have an interesting younger brother, and I often call him "Kid".
My brother has a pair of small eyes and a rectangular face, but he is only one and a half years old, so he must not look like this.
On one occasion, my brother was playing by the oil drum, playing and accidentally sitting on the "trunk" of the bicycle next to him. There is a cover on the oil drum, and there is a pull ring for lifting the oil drum under the cover, which can rotate, so it becomes my brother's "steering wheel" and the "trunk" becomes my brother's "seat". There are two oil drums, so one oil drum is a "horn". I saw it and asked, "What are you doing, son?" Is it fun? "My brother can't talk, so he is called' eyah, eyah' and looks very happy." It must be fun. "I said smilingly. After a while, I realized that he was riding a horse.
Another time, it was even funnier. When my brother and I were sitting in a car, the car stalled. My brother insisted on listening to music to start the car, but it exploded as soon as it started! Grandma, mom and I have been holding him and won't let him press the start button in front. As a result, he grabbed my leg and I felt that I was bleeding. Finally, he got bored. Grandma gave him a biscuit and he smiled.
I have an interesting brother. Do you have an interesting brother?
If someone asks me who is the most interesting person in the world, I will not hesitate to say, "This man is my brother, Shi."
I remember when he was eight, he asked me to tie my hair. I acquiesced, and he was busy on my head: I tied my hair into a pair of horns for a while and turned me into a big black cow for a while; Then I tied my hair into a "bow" and turned me into a small butterfly with no aesthetic feeling. Of course, I won't resist. Let him play with it. Later, he probably couldn't think of a more interesting hairstyle, so he helped me tie a twist braid that I used to wear when I was a child. When I was about to pull it out, he said, "Sister, don't pull it out. Why don't you leave this hairstyle on your head all afternoon?" I saw his pleading face and sighed and said, "Well, all afternoon!" " "Hearing this, he danced with joy. How's it going? Isn't my brother cute?
Another time, he was more interesting. One day, I was sitting on the sofa watching TV and eating. While I was watching, he suddenly came to me and said, "Sister, do you believe there are mermaids in the sewers?" "Of course I don't believe it. It's strange to have a mermaid! " After that, I continued to eat while watching, which was very uncomfortable. But he stuck out his tongue at me angrily and said, "Hum, don't believe it!" Seeing that I ignored him, he began to sing "Good luck" in his dry duck voice again. This song made me lose the mood to watch TV, so I had to say to him, "My good brother, please stop singing." I believe it's not enough? "He stopped singing and squeezed in to watch TV with me. How's it going? My brother is very naughty!
Our harmonious family is like a cup of boiled water, and my brother is a candy in this cup of water, which brings us a sweet and happy life.
My little brother is less than three years old, but he already has a "personality".
Issue 1: Never let yourself suffer!
Once, I played with him and pinched his chubby little face. Who knows that he also "deals with a man as he deals with you" and stood on tiptoe to pinch my face. At first, he gently let me relax my vigilance, but later it became heavier and heavier. Finally, he gave me a hard squeeze with his nails, leaving two deep nail prints before he stopped. I cried in pain, and when my grandparents found out, I was going to hit my little brother. The squeak and scream of my little brother accompanied my sad cry, which was really unbearable.
Second: help people who are good to themselves everywhere.
Who is the person who is kind to his brother? Grandpa, of course!
Every time grandma complains to grandpa, my little brother has two effective solutions: the first one is serious, and my little brother will strike the table hard and shout, "Stop!" " "Usually at this time, grandma's voice will come to an abrupt end. Look at my little brother and grandpa, and finally sigh helplessly. The second is the comfort type. The younger brother will move a bench to sit next to grandpa and whisper, "Stop it, stop it. "At this time, only grandpa will submit to humiliation. Isn't that a step back?
Do you think my brother is cute?
Interesting Brother Composition 9 Whenever I see my brother, I will see his cockfighting scene in my mind, which really makes me laugh hysterically.
That time in my hometown, I was feeding the rooster. The rooster is a good boy, pecking at the millet with his head down. Suddenly, the younger brothers standing in the distance spread their feet and spread their hands one by one, provoking the rooster like Bruce Lee: Come on, come on! Say that finish, also kicked, a dignified appearance. The rooster was not afraid, but looked up at him with puzzled eyes and took a step forward. My brother suddenly got scared and took a step back.
Seeing the chicken standing still, my brother's overbearing power came again. He turned around on the spot, stretched out his fist and looked arrogant: Hum, you know what I can do! When the rooster heard this, it seemed that he was in a bad mood and took his feet and ran towards his brother. Seeing this, my brother turned pale and ran away in a panic. As he ran, he shouted, Don't chase me! Stop chasing me! I quickly followed up.
My brother ran into a dead end, and the rooster was approaching him step by step. My brother was too scared to move, clinging to the wall. Seeing that the rooster didn't give in, the younger brother was so scared that he was furious. He closed his eyes and came with a 360-degree boomerang and shouted, Ah! I tried to scare the rooster away, but the rooster didn't flinch, but fainted, hitting the wall and fainted. When the rooster saw his younger brother faint, he turned and left, continuing to peck rice. I smiled when I saw it.
Brother is really interesting!
Interesting little brother composition 10 I have a little brother who is four years old this year. He is one of my biggest toys. He has a pair of big eyes like black grapes, very shiny, like a black gem. He is white and fat, so cute.
My little brother is very interesting. He is like a robot with a switch. As long as I pat his face, he will start playing with me at once. We played hide-and-seek, and I hid in the closet and squatted behind my clothes. He opened the closet door and didn't see me. He doesn't care if I show my feet in socks and my legs in pants. Maybe he thinks his pants will squat. After a long time, I almost fell asleep. I have to come out before he finds me. It's my turn to find him. He is in my mother's bedroom, trying to hide on the windowsill. He grabbed the windowsill with both hands and tried to jump on the windowsill again and again, shouting, "Go! Go! " But I can't climb it because the windowsill is higher than him. He panted and jumped there for an hour without getting up. I asked, "Are you hiding?" He still hasn't gone up. Brother is really interesting!
Yesterday, my brother asked me to buy him French fries. After buying, I'm going to change. It only took five minutes. When I came back, there was nothing. My brother wolfed down a bag of potato chips for five minutes. Seeing me back, he quickly put the last piece in his mouth. He looked at me proudly, and I was so angry that I wanted to hit him. He never eats so fast at ordinary times, only when he competes with me.
This is my funny and lovely brother.
Interesting younger brother's composition 1 1 I have a good friend. He is my brother, and his name is Mingming. The little guy is only 3 years old and very likable. He has a big head and a tall nose, and his big eyes are like two sparkling black gems.
Once, my mother and I took Mingming for vaccination. I saw a female nurse aunt wiping Mingming's arm with an alcohol cotton ball, and then quickly plunged the slender needle into his muscle. Then when he was about to cry, the needle had been pulled out and the movement was very skilled. After the vaccination, he even said, "Mom, I am a little man. I won't cry, will I? " Mother replied, "You are really something. Give a thumbs-up when you make it clear. "
Another time, my mother and I finished eating. I'm lying down to sleep. I saw Mingming enter the kitchen. He took a rag, squeezed some detergent and began to wipe it in the pot. When my mother came back, the sundries after dinner had been cleaned up. Mother was surprised and said, "My God, who washed the pots and pans!" " "Clearly said," mom, I washed. "I am very happy after being encouraged by my mother, and I often mention it to me.
This is the little boy that everyone loves, lively and lovely, which is my good friend and my good brother-Mingming.
My cousin Jiang Zhuoyuan is three years old and just went to kindergarten. He is willing to go to kindergarten. When he comes back every day, he always likes to say, "My stomach is so big."
Today is different. As soon as my brother comes in, he rummages for food. He saw me eating cookies, so he reached for some and I took some. My brother reached out to me for it. He curled his lips, frowned, slapped the sofa and kicked the table, and kept crying: "Don't let my sister eat, there are no cookies …" Suddenly the cookies in his hand fell, and I immediately picked them up for him. He stopped crying and wolfed down his food.
He is also very naughty. Last time he took my hand and said, "Sister, let's fight." I agreed. He took off his shoes and climbed into bed. He rushed at me and tried to hit me. I immediately grabbed his hand and pushed him down. He quickly stood up again, and I thought to myself, I still can't handle him? He stretched out his leg and kicked me again. I caught him by the leg and knocked him down. He may find it boring to keep losing, so he got out of bed and ran away.
Another time, I put a rubber band next to the pillow. He ran over and pointed to the rubber band. "This is mine, not yours." "This is mine," I said angrily. "This is mine, not yours." Say that finish, he grabbed the rubber band and ran. I forgot to put on my shoes to chase him. I thought to myself, this boy is really bold. How dare he run to the balcony with my rubber band? My brother threw it on the ground. I thought bitterly: let me catch you next time and never let you go again.
My cousin is interesting! I like this cousin very much.
I have a younger brother, nicknamed Tao Tao. He is a naughty boy.
One day, I went to my grandmother's house, and she told me that Tao Tao had given herself a new name. Because my uncle never named Tao Tao, Tao Tao gave himself a name. That day, I asked Tao Tao what kind of name he gave himself, but Tao Tao not only told me his new name, but also told me which kindergarten he was in. To this, I said, "Xintiandi Kindergarten is Li." Because of his inarticulate speech, I listened like a straw bag, which made me burst into laughter and laughed for a long time. From then on, whenever I think of "Li Taobo", I laugh.
Tao Tao still has many jokes!
Yesterday, Tao Tao came to my house to play. It was originally agreed that Tao Tao would stay at my house today and go out to play after dinner, but grandpa came to pick him up just after dinner. In order not to let Grandpa take him away, Tao Tao quickly got up the courage and ran into the dark room he was most afraid of, playing hide-and-seek with Grandpa. But when Grandpa said that my aunt was waiting at the intersection, Tao Tao suddenly changed her mind. Mother asked Tao Tao not to play in the future. Tao Tao replied, "Come back tomorrow. There is plenty of time. I will come back later and I can play next time." After that, I went back with my grandfather.
My brother, he is our "pistachio". What he did and said was ridiculous and fun. This is my interesting brother-Tao Tao.
One morning, I woke up from my dream and found a suit of armor beside my bed-Iron Man's armor. Just as I was looking at this suit of armor, suddenly, there was a recording in the armor. "Hello, I'm Iron Man. I know you want to be like me. Today I will let you experience what it's like to be Iron Man. You only have a week to own this suit of armor. After a week, the armor will disappear automatically. " I'm so excited to hear that. At this time, the armor became a core thing, and I put it in my pocket.
Today, when I went out to play with my good friends, an adult came over. While other friends and I were not looking, the adult hugged a little fat man and turned and ran away. A child found an adult and asked him to call the police. But when I saw that the prisoner was about to escape from our sight, I immediately took out the core and it suddenly became armor. I put on my armor. Suddenly, I flew. When the police saw me, I couldn't help exclaiming, "Boy, you have Iron Man's armor, and you caught the prisoner. You are amazing! "
In these seven days, I have helped many people, saved people from drowning, blocked cars for grandparents, let them cross the road and catch thieves.
I'm so happy. I really hope I can be Iron Man.
Interesting brother composition 15 in the park, on the bus ... everyone has had interesting things, and everything has its own unique characteristics. Some things are funny, some things make people feel very sorry ... Those things always leave me with good memories and cherish them in my heart. Let me tell you something interesting.
Today, on my way home, something happened that made my mother and I burst into laughter, but my brother looked helpless.
After school, my mother came to pick up my brother and me. Every time I get on the bus, I feel a warm feeling in my heart, and the pressure of the day is suddenly relieved. Walking on the road, we talked and laughed with our mother. At this time, there was fog on the window, and my brother took the opportunity to write on the window: "Great man." At that time, because my brother just wrote the word "good" next to the female word, the body shook when he wrote the right word, so he erased the typo by hand and wrote the word at the back without writing anyone. This happened to be discovered by me, and I read aloud: "big girl." My brother has been explaining. As soon as I said, "explanation is cover-up ..." He was so ashamed that my mother and I burst into laughter, but my brother was helpless. Finally, my mother said, "stop laughing when my brother admits he is wrong." Be serious. " When his mother said this, my brother couldn't help laughing.
Through this incident, I found a typo, so I have to write it again. Otherwise, it may turn into comedy or tragedy.
I love this little brother. He gave me a lot of happiness and filled my life with laughter. I love him and he loves me more. He is my childhood wealth and my best partner.
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