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Elderly Services and Management Nursing Workers
The old server is boring and professional! It brings you a helpless life and you can't find a good job. When you apply for a job with passion, your boss will reject you because your major is not suitable for you. That is, for a position that only requires a high school degree, tell him that you are a veteran. When you graduate, he will also turn you away.
It is difficult for people who graduate from elderly services and management to find a job because of professional restrictions. Do you think they can go to a nursing home? Joke, let me tell you, does it matter to you to go to a nursing home? If you don't have a relationship, what are you going to do? You said you started as a waiter? Stop dreaming. If you have connections, you can start as a waiter. If you don’t have connections, you can only be a waiter for the rest of your life.
Let me tell you, you live in a nursing home and work around the clock. Do you think your salary is high? Two hundred for the first three months, then four hundred, (some may be slightly higher) without signing a contract and without any insurance. You only get half a day off when you are on duty.
You said work is easy? I said, get up at 5:30 in the morning to fetch and deliver water, then fetch and deliver meals, clean, etc. You can’t take a break until dinner is over at about 6:30 in the evening. If you have anything to do in the evening, you can Go and do it, no matter how late it is,
Moreover, the ones you find yourself are different from those sent in by connections. Those with connections are easier than you and earn more than you, and you can only work. .
China is facing an aging population, and being able to make money and develop among the elderly are two different things.
It’s like seeing a very beautiful and sexy girl next door, but whether she marries you or not is a completely different matter.
Come and have a good relationship with the teacher, maybe you can get promoted. How about building a good relationship with the teachers, so that you can be assigned more easily after graduation. Studying is not important, passing is the bottom line.
1. There is only one public nursing home in every city, and its name is: Social Welfare Institute.
All other nursing homes are private (not privately contracted, but privately run).
2. In Dalian, don’t think that you can earn more in a private nursing home than in a public nursing home. In order to make money, private nursing homes will give you a very small salary (the salary itself in Dalian is very low, which is recognized) and if you stay in this nursing home, congratulations, your working hours will reach more than 12 hours. And your salary will be less than 800 yuan (this is the price of skilled workers after one year. If you just go there, your salary will be around 600 yuan. I am not talking nonsense. This is my personal experience! According to 07-08 Years of actual standards!) And there is no insurance, absolutely no. It is said (said by the private owner) that those who have worked for more than three years have insurance, (but I have never heard of any classmates having insurance!!)
3. Don’t think that it is easy to get into public nursing homes. I can tell you that it is difficult to get in without a very hard connection, but you can also get in, but (note the “but”) you are working and not working, understand. ? Even if you have a position and can make more money, you are not included in the personnel establishment of this unit. You don't have insurance, and you can be opened at any time.
4. I know that everyone has a geriatric care worker certificate (some are called geriatric care workers, etc.). Everyone thinks that they can be an easy geriatric care worker, but you are wrong. In Dalian (other places) The city doesn’t know) The basic salary of an elderly care worker is one hundred (yes, one hundred, you read that right!) If you care for one person and they give you another one hundred, how many do you think you can care for? I know that most of them can take care of about 6-7 people, that is, you feed people, wipe their bodies, catch people's feces and urine every day... and the monthly payment is 800 yuan.
Do you think the job is easy? Is it easy to do?
On Dalian Huanghe Road, a nursing home near Carrefour is also an accommodation place for elderly people traveling across the country. It was also rated as a very good nursing home by students. When I graduated in 2005, I went there for 200 yuan. One month (yes, I was correct, it was 200 yuan a month) without any insurance. Those staying in a nursing home have to get up and work at 5:30 every morning, and have to work until about 6:30 in the evening (this is every day, not occasionally). Occasionally I have to go to the airport to pick up people who are traveling. Several times I went to pick up people and came back in the middle of the night. I still had to get up at 5:30 the next day to work. There was even a time when the plane was delayed and I came back at 2:30. , the next day was business as usual. Do you think there will be more after becoming a regular employee? It’s true that it doubled after I became a full-time employee. It was 400 yuan after I became a regular employee. But this is in Dalian. What’s the use of four hundred yuan? That time I had just received my salary and I was going for a walk on vacation. Someone gave me a There was a flyer that said the cheapest housing in Dalian - starting price is 3,680/square meter. I almost burst into tears after reading it.
The most typical one is the elderly service and management major. It is a national pilot program and a provincial key program. It is all decoration. I am a garbage major. I graduated from that garbage major. Nearly a quarter of my previous class None of the students applied for that major! ! ! I don’t know why I came here. It’s so despicable. After I went there, the teacher praised that rubbish major to the sky and promised that we wouldn’t regret it. But in the end, how many people in our class didn’t regret it?
Nowadays, everyone is talking about China entering an aging society, but it is completely different if you major in elderly services.
China has entered an elderly society, and your future employment development are two different things. It is just like seeing a beautiful and sexy girl next door, but whether she will marry you or not is two different things.
The biggest disadvantage of this major is that you cannot use it after studying.
You cannot get into public nursing homes. If you get into a private nursing home, you will be an ordinary waiter, almost like a laid-off female worker.
Private bosses will tell you directly: you will be a waiter when you come, don’t think about anything else. We can’t let you be the boss of a nursing home we open with our own money! It is even more impossible for you to manage this and that.
There is almost no difference between graduates and nursing workers, and they are even worse than nursing workers. We paid tuition to go to college, but in the end we have to compete with laid-off female workers and migrant workers for jobs. Is this reasonable?
Don’t talk to me about being a top scholar in your profession. I can’t even support myself, so how can I talk about getting married, buying a house, and honoring my parents?
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