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What kind of experience is it to talk to death?

This experience is like playing a cold joke. Once I went to eat during my lunch break, and all the fast food downstairs was full, then I went to find a place to eat stir-fry To tell the truth, it's embarrassing to eat cooking alone. One dish is enough. It will take a long time.

Then I found a booth to sit down, and several real estate agents came up next to me, all of whom were small partners of the chain home. There are about seven or eight people sitting at the round table next to me, separated by a screen, so you can still hear clearly if you listen carefully.

After listening to their chat, I came to the conclusion that the manager and their seniors led the freshmen to have dinner together, which seemed to be in droves by the way.

The manager is a very cheerful and fat man, who keeps beating around the bush to relieve the tension and strangeness of young people who have just joined the company.

There is a girl who seems flexible and attracted my attention. She is a newcomer, but she seems to have a lot of work experience. There's nothing too embarrassing about pouring water and ordering.

Then when I silently praised her. ...

I heard the following conversation:

Manager: "Ha, ha, ha, we are all a family in the future, and we will take care of each other if there is anything. Our industry has a good development prospect and supports people. I used to be thin and handsome, but now I am fat and handsome. "

Everybody, haha, clap and cooperate.

Manager: "But the premise is that our industry must be patient and learn to accumulate customers, and quantitative change can lead to qualitative change. It doesn't matter if you are rejected. If you insist on calling, you will always succeed! "

The girl replied excitedly: don't worry, I have inquired, and those who do our business must be shameless!

The round table of eight people fell into a dead silence.