I want an idiom joke of several hundred words! 3Q。

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"Fireflies reflecting snow" is an allusion to two ancient reading models. The protagonist of "Yeast" is Che Yin 1600 years ago. The Biography of Jin Shu and Che Yin said that the poor often get oil, while Xia Yue practiced putting dozens of fireflies in his bag to take pictures of books. He stayed up all night. ..... He is famous for his erudition.

The hero of Snow White is Sun Kang 1700 years ago. Shang You Lu said Kang: less studious, poor but without oil, learning in the winter and the moon, ... becoming an official of an ancient scholar.

It is in books, and it has been circulated among scholars in the past. But can fireflies reflect snow instead of oil lamps to illuminate books in the dark?

According to Fabres, the author of Insects, "Although the light of fireflies is bright, the power of lighting is quite weak. If you take a firefly and move it on a line of words, you can see the letters or the whole word in the dark, if it is not too long; But beyond this narrow land, nothing can be seen. This kind of light will make readers lose patience. " The article "Before the Spring Fireflies Began" quoted Fabers, and compared with "Biography of Che Yin in the Book of Jin", thought that what was said in the Book of Jin was "a little ridiculous". It is said that dozens of fireflies. Can candlelight have geometry? Even if there is, it takes time to catch it during the day, and it is futile to work hard at night. And there are storms from time to time, which is impossible. "Cowhide down.

I haven't tried the capsule firefly, but Xue Ying has naively tried it. That was during the fourth battle in northern Hunan. I was in the second day of junior high school and fled to the mountains with my school. There is a lamp for self-study at night, which should be turned off after self-study. Once I was working on A History of the Scholars, and I was anxious to finish it, so I put on my scarf and stood in the moonlight on the snow. Although there is a saying that "the moon shines on the snow", the words in the novel book can only vaguely identify a few simple strokes, and finally I can't understand them. I can only go back to my room and get into the cold bed to be a good student.

However, this "big talk" of beautifying "model figures" has been used by parents and teachers to teach children, but it has been taught for thousands of years and has never been exposed. It was not until the late Ming Dynasty that a "master bleaching" played a joke on these two idols in his joke book, saying:

In summer, Sun Kang went to see Che Yin, studied at home and didn't have a car. Asked where people went, the family replied, "I went to catch fireflies in the wild." Looking back and forth in winter, he saw Sun standing outside the door, looking up at the sky for a long time. Go up and ask, "Why don't you study?" The answer is: "It doesn't look like snow today."

After all, it is a laborious and troublesome thing to destroy the statue above the shrine, and it may be dangerous. Therefore, only the way of "floating the white master" is clever, telling jokes is harmless, and the bird gas that is stuffy in the heart can be released a little.

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