What are some English jokes with shorter translations?

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a road sign that says, "School-Go slow".

A great man.

Teacher: If Shakespeare were still alive, would he be a great man?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, because so far no one has lived to be over 400 years old.

A great man.

Teacher: If Shakespeare were still alive, would he be a great man?

Student: Of course. Because so far, no one has lived to be over 400 years old.

Who is the laziest?

Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how others work?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Who is the laziest?

Father: Hey, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, no, you know! Think about it, when other children are doing their homework and writing, who sits in class and just watches others do their homework?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.