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Ask for a short story of 10, and make comments (it makes sense later, and the story should not exceed 100 words). !

A donkey in lion's skin

A donkey found a lion's skin, and he wore it into the village. All the people and animals ran away when they saw him coming. The donkey is very proud. He screamed loudly, but he was recognized. His master ran over and gave him a beating. Soon, a fox ran up to him and said, "Oh, I knew you were a donkey as soon as you opened your mouth." Moral: Although appearance can temporarily cover up a person's shortcomings, it is easy to expose.

The Tortoise and the Hare

The rabbit boasted about his speed to the animals. "I have never failed," he said. "When I run, no one is faster than me." The tortoise said quietly, "I want to compete with you." "This is a joke. I can race with you while playing. " Said the rabbit. The race started, and the rabbit was gone in a blink of an eye, but he felt that he was running very fast, so he took the race lightly and fell asleep on the side of the road. The tortoise walks slowly, but keeps walking. When the rabbit woke up, he saw that the tortoise was near the finish line. The rabbit lost the game. Moral: Pride goes before a fall; Only by perseverance can we achieve our goal.

a wolf in sheep's clothing

The wolf wants to eat sheep, but he is afraid of vigilant shepherds and sheepdogs. One day, the wolf found a sheepskin and put it on the sheep. A lamb mistook the wolf in sheep's clothing for its mother and was led out of the flock. The wolf succeeded in deceiving the sheep and eating the lamb. Moral: the appearance of a thing sometimes masks its essence, so it can't be judged only by superficial phenomena.

Thirsty crow

A crow was thirsty and looked for water everywhere. Finally, he found a pitcher. However, there is not much water in the pitcher, and his sharp mouth can't reach the water. He tried again and again, but failed. Just when he wanted to give up, he suddenly thought of an idea. The crow took a small stone and threw it into the pitcher. Then he took another stone and put it in. Gradually, the water level rose. The crow drank the water happily. Moral: Although some things seem trivial, every little makes a mickle, which will bring great changes.

The fox and the goat

An unfortunate fox slipped and fell into a well. The well is too deep for him to jump out. A goat passed by and asked the fox what he was doing underground. "Oh, haven't you heard?" Said the fox. There will be a severe drought here, so I jumped into the water to get water. Why don't you come down for a drink? "The goat believed the fox and really jumped into the well. The fox immediately jumped on the goat's back, jumped again and jumped to the edge of the well. ""Goodbye, friend, "said the fox. Remember, don't trust the advice of a man in trouble. Moral: People in trouble often sacrifice the interests of others in order to get out of trouble, so their suggestions are often unreliable.

A fox with a broken tail

A fox's tail was caught. When he tried to escape, he broke his whole tail. At first, when he saw other foxes, he felt ashamed. Later, he decided to face this misfortune and called a meeting of all foxes. After everyone arrived, he tried to persuade other foxes to cut off their tails, saying that it was inconvenient to meet the enemy's tail, and the tail was useless at all. But he didn't say anything about the benefits of having a tail. An old fox stood up and said, "If you hadn't lost your tail, you wouldn't have come to persuade everyone to cut it off." Moral: Some people suggest others for their own benefit, and we can't trust their opinions.

The fox and the grapes

One hot summer, the fox walked through an orchard. He stopped at a bunch of ripe and juicy grapes. The fox thought, "I'm thirsty." So he stepped back, rushed forward and jumped up, but he couldn't reach the grapes. The fox stepped back and tried again. Once, twice and three times, but I didn't get the grapes. The fox tried again and again, but failed. Finally, he decided to give up. He walked with his head held high and said, "The grapes are not ripe yet. I'm sure they are sour. " Moral: When many attempts fail, some people tend to deliberately despise success in order to seek psychological comfort.

Wolves and sheep

The wolf was bitten by a dog and was seriously injured. It lies in its nest in pain and can't go out for food. He felt hungry and thirsty. At this time, he saw a sheep and asked him to fetch water from the nearby river. "You give me some water to quench my thirst," he said. "I can find my own food." "Yes," the sheep replied, "if I bring you water to drink, then I will cook for you." Moral: Lies can't stand scrutiny and are easily seen through.

Wolves and cranes

When the wolf was eating, a small bone in the meat got stuck in his throat, which was very painful. He ran around trying to find a way to relieve the pain. To convince people, he said, "If I can take out this bone, I can give anything." Finally, the crane agreed to have a try. He told the wolf to open his mouth, then put his long neck into the wolf's throat and took out the bone with his sharp mouth. The crane asked, "What reward did you give me?" The wolf bared his teeth and said, "hey, friend, you can safely take your head back from the wolf's mouth." This is the reward. " Moral: An insatiable person will not appreciate the help of others.

Wolf and lamb

Once upon a time, a wolf was drinking water in a stream and saw a lamb drinking water downstream. "That's my dinner," thought the wolf. "I want to find an excuse to eat him." So he said to the lamb, "How dare you muddy my water?" "I didn't, sir," replied the lamb. "I drink water downstream. How can I muddy the water you drink? " "So," said the wolf, seeing that the plan failed, "why did you speak ill of me today last year?" "Impossible," said the lamb. "I am only six months old now." "I don't care," said the wolf. "If it's not you, it's your father." With that, he rushed to the little goat and ate it. Moral: When a bad guy wants to find an excuse for his evil deeds, he doesn't care whether the excuse is appropriate or not.

Old lion

An old and frail lion was very ill and lay dying under a tree. The animals surrounded him, and when they saw that the lion was dying, they came to get back at him. A wild boar rushed to his side and bit him hard. Then, a bison pushed him with its horn, and the lion lay there helplessly. Seeing that he could do whatever he wanted with the beast, the donkey kicked the lion's head with his hoof. The dying lion said, "I reluctantly endured the violence of the brave, but I have to endure the insult of you clown in shame." It's really disappointing. " Moral: No matter how glorious the past is, it is hard to avoid disrespect and revenge from others after losing its glory.

The old lion and the fox

An old lion claimed that he was dying of illness. He told all animals to listen to his last words. A goat went into the lion's cave and stayed there, and then a sheep went in. Before, a rabbit went in to listen to the last words of the king of beasts. But soon, the lion seemed to be good enough to walk to the mouth of the cave. He saw the fox standing at the mouth of the cave and asked, "Why don't you come in?" "Dear Your Highness," replied the fox, "if I hadn't found only footprints, I might have entered the cave." Moral: Be careful of other people's traps, because once you go in, it's hard to get out again.

The lion in love

A lion fell in love with a beautiful girl and found her parents to propose to her. The girl's father doesn't know how to answer. He couldn't bear to give his daughter to the beast, and he was afraid of angering the king of beasts. So the father said, "We are happy to marry our daughter to you, but we are afraid that you will accidentally hurt her. If you pull out your teeth and cut off your claws, we will marry our daughter to you. " The lion loved the girl very much, so he trimmed his claws, pulled out his fangs and went to find the girl's parents. But this time, they laughed at him and kicked him out. Moral: Some people easily believe what others say and give up their own strengths. As a result, they are easily defeated by those who once feared them.

The lion and the mouse

The lion fell asleep, and a mouse climbed up and down around him, which soon woke the lion. The lion was very angry and caught the mouse. "Give me a break," begged the mouse. "Maybe I can help you one day." The lion thinks it's funny. He thought, "How can this little mouse help me?" But he raised his paw and let him go. Soon, the lion was trapped in a trap. The hunters wanted to give the live lion to the king, so they tied him to a big tree and went to find a carriage. At this moment, the mouse passed by and saw the desperate lion. He went over and chewed the rope quickly and said, "I am young, but I can help you." Moral: Some friends may seem insignificant at ordinary times, but they may be of great help when we are in trouble.

Canary and bat

The canary hanging in the window cage often sings at night when the birds are asleep. One night, the bat came and asked her why she was silent during the day and sang at night. The canary replied, "Last year when I was singing in the daytime, the birdman heard my singing and caught me." . From then on, I will never sing in the daytime again. "The bat said," you know it's useless to be cautious now. If only you had known before you became a prisoner! " "Say that finish and flew away. Moral: We should be vigilant before the danger happens, because once it happens, it is useless to be careful.

Bats, birds and beasts

Birds and beasts declare war, bats don't fight. The bird said to the bat, "Join us." The bat replied, "I am a beast." Later, some wild animals said to the bat, "Join us." But the bat replied, "I am a bird." When the bird and the beast declared a truce and peace, the warring parties understood the deception of bats. Bats came to the birds, and they were all hostile to him. The bat went to look for the beast and was driven away. Moral: People who are duplicitous will come to no good end.

The white-haired man and his wives

A middle-aged man has two wives, one is young and the other is old. They all love him very much. When a man's hair turns white, the young lady feels very unhappy because it makes him look old. So, every night when she combs his hair, she will pull out some gray hair. However, the old lady is glad that her man is getting old, because then she won't be mistaken for his mother. So, when I comb his hair every morning, I pull out some black hair. As a result, the man soon found himself bald. Moral: When we are under pressure, we can't give in blindly, otherwise we will soon have nowhere to retreat.

Old man and death

An old man cut a lot of firewood in the forest and walked a long way with difficulty. He was too tired to carry all the way, threw down the firewood and shouted, "I can't stand this life, death, take me away." At this moment, death came and said to him, "What do you want, old man?"? I heard you calling me? " "Sir," said the old man, "can you help me put that burden on my shoulder?" Moral: Even if life is unfortunate, people should cherish life.

Greedy person

Once upon a time, a miser buried his gold nuggets under a tree, and every week he went to dig him out and have a look. One night, a thief dug up all the gold bars. When the miser came to check again, he found nothing but an empty hole. The miser beat his chest and wept bitterly. The crying attracted neighbors, who told them that there was his gold nugget here. After asking the reason, a neighbor asked, "Have you used these gold bars?" "No," he said. "I just come to see it from time to time." "Well, look back at this hole," said the neighbor, "just like when there are gold nuggets." Moral: Even the most precious things, if used improperly, will not bring any benefits.

Goose laying golden eggs

One morning, a farmer found a golden egg in his goose nest. He took the egg home and was surprised to find that it was a golden egg. From then on, the farmer can get a golden egg every day. From then on, he became rich by selling his golden eggs. Farmers are becoming more and more greedy. He wants to get all the golden eggs in the goose's stomach at once. So he killed the goose, but there was nothing in its stomach. Moral: If we don't know how to be contented and insatiable, we will lose what we already have.

The fox and the lion

The fox was very scared when he saw the lion for the first time and quickly hid in the forest. When he met the lion for the second time, he stood nearby and watched the lion pass by. When he met the lion for the third time, he got up the courage to go up and have a very cordial conversation with the lion. Soon they became good friends. Moral: Don't be afraid of what you don't understand. If you get close to them, you will feel nothing to be afraid of.

Snakes and eagles

Snakes and eagles are fighting, and fighting is inseparable. The snake clung to the eagle. When the farmer saw it, he untied the snake for the eagle and let it out. In retaliation, the snake put poison in the farmer's cup. When the unsuspecting farmer picked up the cup to drink water, the eagle swooped down and knocked out the cup in the farmer's hand. Poisonous water spilled on the ground. Moral: Good is rewarded, and good people are rewarded.

Eagle and arrow

The eagle is flying in the sky. When he sees a hare, he will pounce on its prey. Suddenly, someone hit it with an arrow. The eagle flapped its wings and landed on the ground. Blood gushed from the wound. It looked down and found that the tail of the arrow was actually made of its own feathers, so it said painfully, "Alas, we always provide the enemy with tools to destroy ourselves!" " "Moral: People are often hurt for their own reasons, and that kind of pain is even more uncomfortable.

One-eyed doe

A blind doe can't see anything approaching her from the blind direction. In order to avoid danger, she always eats grass on the high cliffs by the sea. When she was eating, she stared at the landing with her beautiful eyes. In this way, she can resist the attack of hunters from land. But a hunter found that she was blind in one eye, so he rowed a boat and shot her from the sea. Moral: People often take strict precautions against easily foreseeable dangers, but ignore what they think is safe.

Bucks in the bullpen

A stag was chased by hounds, ran into the cowshed and hid in a pile of hay, with only the tip of its antlers exposed. The hunters soon came to the bullpen and asked if anyone had seen the deer. The shepherd looked around and saw nothing, so the hunters left. Soon, the master came back. He looked around and felt a little abnormal. He pointed to the pile of hay and asked, "What are those two strange things?" The shepherd rummaged forward and found the deer. Moral: When you run away from another danger, don't ignore it.

Trumpeter

A trumpeter was captured by the enemy in a war. When they were ready to kill him, he begged them to be kind to him. "I'm not a soldier," he shouted. "I only have a brass horn, and it can't hurt people. Why did you kill me? " "You have no weapons to fight," the enemy said to him, "but you called all your soldiers to attack us." Moral: People hate people who encourage others to do evil more.

Milkman

A farmer milkmaid went to the market with a bucket of milk on her head. After walking for a while, she began to plan what to buy after selling the milk: "I want to buy a new dress so that I can go to the dance, and all the young boys will ask me to dance." Thinking of this, she really shook her head, and the milk bucket fell to the ground, and all the milk flowed out. The girl was very sad and went home empty-handed. Her mother said to her, "My child, don't play your wishful thinking too early." Moral: Don't make wishful thinking too early.

The thief and his mother

A thief was caught, sentenced to death and executed three days later. He wanted to say goodbye to his mother before the execution and was allowed. When his mother came to see him, he said, "I want to tell you something." He spoke softly, but she couldn't hear him; When she approached, the thief whispered again. When the mother put her ear close, the son suddenly bit her ear and almost tore it off, and everyone around her was shocked. "This is her punishment," said the thief. "When I was a child, I stole things in the store and took the stolen things home. Instead of punishing me, she smiled and said, "Don't be seen." It's because of her that I ended up like this. Moral: If a small mistake is not punished at first, it will surely lead to a big mistake.

Hercules and the coachman

A driver is driving a van along a muddy path. Suddenly, the wheels of the carriage got stuck in the mire and the horse couldn't pull them out. The coachman threw down his whip and knelt on the ground, praying for Hercules to appear. "Hercules, please help me." He said. Hercules appeared, but said, "friend, lift the wheels with your shoulders and drive the carriage out." What's the use of kneeling there and praying for me? " Moral: When we are in trouble, don't just count on others' help, but rely on our own strength first.

Liangkouguo

There is a clay pot and a copper pot floating in the river. Whenever the tide rises and falls, the earthen pot should be as far away from the copper pot as possible. Don't be afraid, my friend, I won't hit you. "But I may come into contact with you," the earthen pot said to the copper pot. "If I get too close to you, whether you touch me or I accidentally touch you, I will break." Then, the clay pot floated away. Moral: It's not safe to be with tough people.

Dogs and wolves

A wolf is starving to death. A dog saw it and asked him, "your irregular life will definitely ruin you." Why don't you work steadily and get meals regularly like me? " The wolf said, "I have a place to live, so I don't mind." The dog replied, "Come with me to my master, and we will work together." So the wolf and the dog returned to the village together. On the way, the wolf noticed that there was no hair on the dog's neck He asked strangely why this happened. "Oh, nothing," said the dog. "My master chains me up every night. You will get used to it soon. " "Is that the reason?" The wolf said, "Well, goodbye, my friend, I'd rather choose freedom." Moral: Freedom is more important than happiness.

Pigeons and ants

An ant went to the river to drink water and unfortunately fell into the river. A pigeon saw it, dropped a branch and saved him. After a while, the ant saw the hunter aiming the gun at the pigeon and bit its foot hard to prevent it from hitting. Pigeons are very grateful to ants. From then on, they became good friends. Moral: Some friends may seem insignificant at ordinary times, but they may be of great help when we are in trouble.

Frog and well

Two frogs live in a swamp. In a hot summer, the swamp dried up, so they had to leave to find a new wetland. They soon discovered a deep well. One of them looked down and said to the other, "This is a cool place. Let's live here. " The other one is wiser. It said, "Don't worry, friend, if this well is dry, how can we get out?" Moral: Everything should be thought out before being put into action.

Horses and donkeys

Horses and donkeys travel together. The horse pulls a light cart and walks easily, while the donkey walks with a heavy saddle. "I wish I were you," sighed the donkey. "You don't have to do anything, but you are wearing such a beautiful harness." Then a war broke out, and the horse was unfortunately seriously injured in the final charge. The donkey walked past the dying horse. "I was wrong," said the donkey. "Safety is more important than beautiful clothes." Moral: Don't envy others casually. Everyone has his own life, his own happiness and misfortune.

The fox and the lion

One morning, the mother fox took her baby out of the nest and saw the lioness and her baby. "Why do you only have one child, madam?" The mother fox asked, "Look at my healthy child. If she has the ability, a proud mother should raise more children. " The lioness said quietly, "Yes, look at this beautiful group. All foxes! I only have one, but he is a lion after all. " Moral: Value lies in quality, not quantity.

Wind and sun

The wind and the sun are arguing about who has more energy. Suddenly, they saw a pedestrian walking on the road. The sun said, "whoever can make pedestrians take off their clothes is stronger." The sun hid behind the dark clouds and the wind began to blow violently. The stronger the wind blows, the tighter the pedestrians are wrapped. The sun came out and warmed the pedestrians. They felt very hot and quickly took off their coats. Moral: Persuasion is usually more effective than coercion.

The fox and the crane

Once, the fox invited the crane to dinner. He prepared nothing except a little soup on a shallow plate. The fox can drink soup easily, but the crane can only wet the tip of its long mouth. After eating, the crane is still hungry "Sorry," said the fox, "this soup is not to your taste." "You're welcome," said the crane. "Please come to my house in a few days and have dinner with me." A few days later, the fox was invited. He found that all the food was packed in a long bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was so thin that his big mouth couldn't fit in and he couldn't eat anything. "I don't want to apologize. You deserve it. " The crane said. Moral: If we intentionally hurt others, we will only hurt ourselves in the end.