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The new father’s emotional intelligence is too low. He posted on WeChat Moments: He loves to be a father and has no side effects, which angers his wife.

After the baby is born, many new parents can’t wait to share it with their family and friends. Posting on Moments is a good channel for many new parents to announce good news. Within half an hour, almost all my friends knew about the birth of the little baby.

The question is, what kind of copywriting should be used when posting on Moments, and what kind of pictures should be posted? If the copywriting is good and the pictures are posted correctly, you will win praises from your friends; if you make a mistake, you will make a joke, and you will even annoy your wife and be dissed by your relatives and friends.

For example, when star Xue Zhiqian officially announced that he was going to be a father, he might have wanted to take a warmer route because of his excitement or concave shape. Unexpectedly, because of a photo, he was quickly criticized by netizens, which was embarrassing.

Some time ago, a friend born in the 1990s was promoted from an expectant father to a novice baby daddy. I was overjoyed and posted on Moments to announce the good news! The accompanying picture is a picture of a crying child, and the text is: Everyone is celebrating that I am a father. Fortunately, the child is carrying a gun.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the post was posted on WeChat Moments, many friends complained about it. One friend said angrily: "What kind of person is carrying a gun but not a gun? In today's society, men and women are the same... "

Some friends also reminded: "Delete it and repost it before my wife sees it! Don't forget to mention your wife, she is the hero..."

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A friend immediately responded: "What is it that the whole world is celebrating, and I am lucky to be a father? What is this? The wording is so wrong..."

At the reminder of many friends, while his wife was still sleeping, the friend quickly deleted the circle of friends. 30 minutes later, the friend reported the good news again and said: I am very happy that I became a father today. Mother and son are safe. Everything is fine. My wife and I have no side effects...

After seeing the copy sent by my friend again, The friend reminded me again: You might as well not post this, your wife will definitely not forgive you if she sees it;

A friend immediately responded: Why would you like to be a father if you are successful? Side cut, you are really hopeless, hahahaha

Unexpectedly, the wife woke up, picked up the phone and saw her husband’s announcement. She was so angry that she stamped her feet and asked her friends to delete it quickly. He was not allowed to send it.

Regarding the friend who was "incurable" and had "low emotional intelligence", her wife was completely speechless. She finally said to him: If you can't speak, just shut up. People think you are dumb!

The way a new father announces the good news is wrong, both in the copywriting and the pictures! But it’s mainly the copywriting. For example, the one with a gun in the first version of the copywriting will give people a “patriarchal” impression.

Another example is the word "no side-tracking" in the second edition of the copy. It is a very private topic. If Bao's father makes it public like this, his wife will inevitably be angry.

Similar words such as "celebrating", "celebrating", "successfully becoming a father", etc. are inappropriate.

As a new father or mother, it is understandable that you feel excited, but you should pay special attention when organizing text and filtering pictures! Don't be like the friends with low EQ and Joker Xue above, who post random posts, ignore the health of the newborn and look concave. In the end, the gain outweighs the loss.

01. Wrong way of taking pictures

①Break the newborn’s fingers hard

Generally speaking, newborns' hands are in a "fist shape" most of the time, with their thumbs held inside by four fingers, and they cannot open them voluntarily for the time being.

If, like Joker Xue, you forcefully break the newborn's fingers, it will be easy to hurt the newborn's fingers.

A netizen posted a photo of his disabled finger, hoping that new parents can take it as a warning: When he was a child, his finger was broken by his parents. At that time, he could not speak and had skin problems. red; when the parents realize that something is wrong, they are unable to do anything else...

② Forcing the baby to raise his head

Many novice parents, in order to It looks good when taking pictures, but it will unintentionally make the baby lie down or raise his head. As everyone knows, newborns, especially newborn babies, cannot fully bear the weight of their heads due to their fragile spines.

If the baby is forced to raise his head, it is likely to cause the baby's cervical lordosis. Generally speaking, babies cannot raise their heads independently until 3 months old.

③ Put makeup on the baby

Most babies have very low appearance when they are born! Many parents put makeup on their children in order to look good on camera. As everyone knows, many harmful substances in cosmetics can corrode your baby's skin and cause dryness and allergies. In short, it is not recommended to put makeup on newborns.

02. The correct method of official announcement

Becoming a father or mother for the first time is a joy! You may wish to refer to celebrity parents when posting a message to announce the birth of a child. Many celebrities officially announce the birth of a child. They are creative and will not harm the baby, giving people a sense of warmth and a bit of touching.

①Representatives of the warm-hearted type: Zhang Jie, Chen Xiao, Dong Xuan

The official announcement method of warm-hearted parents, separated by You can feel the tenderness when you look at the screen, giving people a feeling that "the world is complete without you". Their pictures usually show a family, either big hands holding little hands, or big hands holding little feet.

Zhang Jie: After Sister Na gave birth to twins, the photo Zhang Jie posted during the official announcement was: the couple’s hands were placed in a heart shape, and the twins’ little feet were placed in the heart shape. It was particularly loving. !

Chen Yanxi: When her son was born, Chen Xiao’s official announcement method, both in copywriting and illustrations, was very playful and novel: using rock, paper, scissors as a metaphor for the relationship between a family of three.

Dong Xuan: It adopts the form of "big hands hugging small hands", and the illustrations are also very careful. The father's hands hug the mother and the child. The copywriting is also very loving and worth learning and imitating.

② Representative of the talent type: Lin Youjia

Parents of this type will write a paragraph about themselves when officially announcing the birth of a child. Words from the bottom of my heart. For example, Lin Youjia, who writes in prose, has a very stylish way of announcing the news

③Funny representatives: Harlem, Stefanie Sun

The humorous and talented teacher Harlem, I had a daughter at the age of 59. When the official announced the good news, it was also a surprise and she won with one move!

In addition to Harlem, Stefanie Sun’s official announcement of the good news was also unique, very interesting and impressive!

In short, when a new member of the family arrives, parents must pay attention to both the copywriting and the pictures when announcing the good news. Don’t annoy your wife like the new dad born in the 1990s above.