Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The first scene of the sketch script we performed was written by my classmate. I always felt that there was no humor in it and the content was a bit cliché. Please help me revise the script.

The first scene of the sketch script we performed was written by my classmate. I always felt that there was no humor in it and the content was a bit cliché. Please help me revise the script.

Male: Good evening to all the greasy senior sisters, the junior sisters with cute voices and soft bodies... um...

Female: Dear senior brothers, good evening to all the newbies here.

Male: Today is November 5, 2015, which is 6 days away from Singles Day. According to the lunar calendar...

Reporter: ...( Since they come from all over the world, I think the students who appeared should have local accents and local characteristics, which would be a bit bland)

Student 1: I finally came to Wuhan. In Sichuan, I wanted to screw up everything, but now I am in Wuhan and I want to screw up everything (in Sichuan dialect)

If you think my method is acceptable, I will modify it for you