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Classic golf quotations
"Golf" is the transliteration of GOLF, consisting of the acronyms of four English words. They are: Green, Oxygen, Light, Friendship. Meaning "green, oxygen, sunshine, friendship", it is a sport that combines the enjoyment of nature, physical exercise and games. Below I have compiled some classic quotes about golf for you, let’s taste them together!
·On this earth, apart from golf, it is hard for you to find another one. This sport can be played from a young age, teenagers, twenties... to someone still playing it in their fifties, sixties or seventies, and playing it very professionally.
·The former golf superstar John Daly was over 40 years old and often dressed in colorful clothes. Many people were curious about him. Until one day, he said what he had hidden for a long time: If no one pays attention, I will Lost the confidence to play.
· Regardless of whether Tiger Woods can return to the number one spot in the world, his name has become eternal and will be engraved in the hearts of fans for a long time.
·I like green, I like the feeling of relaxation, and I like golf with green as the main tone.
·Someone got the entry card for the 2011 China Professional Tour. Dreams, expectations, joy, struggle, entanglement, embarrassment... all started from this moment.
·When playing golf, the ball goes into the bunker. The person who says "It's bad" is played by golf; the person who says "it's not bad" is played by golf.
·The level of professional golf in China is far behind, but foreigners are painstakingly studying the Chinese "Zen" and "Qi". Being calm in the face of danger and taking action without panic is called the highest state of golf.
·When learning golf, if you (you) meet a coach who teaches you principles instead of textbook swing methods, you (you) are very lucky. .
·Female professional golfers’ hitting depends on their body’s flexibility and the release of strength. Don’t be surprised when the distance exceeds that of amateur male golfers.
·Golf is a combination of aesthetics, body structure, psychology, mechanics, physics... Golf is like the Bible. Many people come into contact with it, but only a few understand it.
·In the legendary golf course in paradise, everything is free. If your golf skills are not good, it will be wasted.
·An overseas golf travel advertisement attracted people’s attention. Golf knows no borders, and we are as close as we are to each other.
·Some people play golf not only for the score, but also to enjoy the beautiful scenery along the way. I believe that 80% of your golf expenses are spent on the scenery.
·The former NBA superstar Michael Jordan’s favorite thing after retirement is golf. The reason why he fell in love with it is that as a golf enthusiast, there is no day of retirement.
·You can find 10,000 reasons for not playing golf well, but when you see a golfer with both feet disabled swing like this, any reason is no longer a reason.
·Through golf, another window of communication opens between father and son. Golf is a good topic or language for communication among family members.
·The ball hit the bunker and ran into some trouble. The experienced players quickly found a way to get out of trouble. Golf is like life. You must make a decision before taking action, so as not to get into deeper troubles.
·On the top of the skyscraper, there is someone who is isolated from the world and enjoying the fun of his little white ball. Golf is everywhere!! Really.
·When golf breaks, players in the past didn’t blame the club, they only blamed themselves; today’s players don’t blame themselves, they blame the club.
·The reason why golf is attractive is that it presents challenges all the time, and the opponent of the challenge is not humans, but nature.
· Regarding golf numbers, the number of strokes may be miscalculated or falsified, but the number of holes is always true.
·You (you) have spent time and money playing golf. If it can be exchanged for physical and mental health, it is also a good investment.
·The golf ball is round, and anything can happen, including a hole-in-one, a missed 5-putt, a 13-shot shot on a par-3 hole...
·The driver is a display of power, safety and danger, between a thought and a thin line.
·A golfer with no cultural taste, as the advertisement says: very scary!
·Golf can have a noble appearance, but it does not have to have an expensive appearance.
·The greens sometimes look like women, and men want to conquer them; the greens sometimes also look like men, and women wait for opportunities to ravage them. Whether you conquer or ravage, be careful not to stray into the bunkers or the sea next to the green. Reckless risks often pay a heavy price.
·The reason why golf makes people crazy is that you (you) can swing and putt at any time and place... At most, you will only be called crazy.
·There are only two outcomes in the ball game: first place, and a group of people accompanying the game. People who combine courage, wisdom, courage, skill, and luck are often the first candidates.
·Golf is a typical public lover. Men, women, old and young, fat and thin, new and old lovers cannot escape the "poisonous" hand.
·The green is like a woman. I don’t get tired of reading her a thousand times, and I still don’t understand her even if I read her a thousand times.
·Because every golfer has handicaps - obstacles, the requirement for golf does not have to be too perfect. Enjoying it is the key.
·Scientific golf is composed of numbers, mechanical principles... ...and explores the swing principles from the flight process of the ball.
·The golf course is like a highway, and the driving range is like a rest stop next to the highway. Occasionally, you need to go to a rest stop for a buffer. Do you agree?
·Good shot The stick is like a good sword, and the rhythm of the swing is like dancing with a sword, using Qi instead of force.
·Golf is said to be green because drug addicts have a characteristic that they will never give up until the last moment.
·You (you) accumulate energy, but you must also know how to release it. The most important part of the golf swing is the release moment of the downswing.
·There is no perfect golf swing, there is only a golf swing that suits you (you).
·One of the ways to hit the small white ball far is to rely on the energy generated by the twisting of the shoulders and hips. The correct starting sequence of the up and down rods is a prerequisite. Of course, each person’s physical innate quality and acquired There will be a difference in distance if the training is different.
·Golf has a history of more than 100 years. Pessimistic people see it as a sunset industry, while optimistic people see it as a sunrise industry.
·The golfer is like Sun Wukong, and the golf course designer is like Tathagata Buddha. No matter how good the golfer is, he cannot escape the palm of the golf course designer.
·Have you ever heard the joke about 4, 5, and 6? A golfer shouted "fore" all the way after teeing off on a par 5 hole. After the hole was over, the score was recorded. 6 shots. Is it funny!?
·The early bird catches the worm, and those who get up early to play golf also gain something, such as: cheaper golf fees, no traffic jams, and sweeter air... .
·Golf handicap comes from physical and mental obstacles. If you start learning golf at the age of 3, your handicap potential is 3, but if you start learning golf at the age of 30, your handicap potential is 30. Want to learn golf well? Better sooner rather than later.
·Golf is like other sports. One of the reasons why people like it is: frankness. Look, at the moment of victory, you are completely forgetful and overjoyed.
·Any master using the same swing pattern will not be able to hit the exact same ball path. Therefore, you (you) must be mentally prepared. Golf is not a perfect sport.
·Pro Tour players are destined to spend less time together and more separation between parents and children. Behind the brilliance of star players, many stories have been ignored.
·Let the ball fly!! The premise is that there must be a concave nest on the ball. How many concave nests are there on a golf ball? Count them and you will be surprised.
·The money in professional golf tournaments is on the green. If you look at it carefully, you (you) will understand.
·In professional competitions, caddies are to golfers what tires are to cars. No matter how good a Ferrari or Porsche is, it cannot do without good tires.
·To practice your football skills, you have to take time to show off your trendy clothes and transform yourself into a new person. I finally understood that the strong players in golf remain the same, while the idol players change with each passing day.
·Golf practice is interesting at first, but becomes mechanical and boring when the practice becomes large. The problem is that those who can overcome boring practice are often the final winners.
·Regardless of qualifications, a correct golf learning time of 3-6 months can probably reduce the handicap to less than 36, which means that you can get out of the game. The question is, among the millions of golf enthusiasts, how many of them have taken this path? Or do they prefer to ponder, struggle, suffer, and struggle on their own...
·A coach is like a mother to a player. Eagle to eaglet. If even Tiger Woods can't survive without a coach, what better reason can you find to reject a good coach.
·Which thing will make you excited about a 30-foot long putt or hitting a 300-yard shot? I guess it’s the former.
·You (you) should have seen or done things like throwing clubs on the golf course. Although the action is inelegant, I can understand that this kind of club throwing action is a release of psychological imbalance. A famous player said after falling the club: Fuck..., sorry, I
Fuck myself....
·Golf psychology has two opposite states: focused and confident; preoccupied and distracted. The two states directly affect the player's skills and final results.
·When we grow up and get older, the most precious thing is to find that a photo of a golf swing from childhood is still in the photo album.
·The most primitive wooden pole is really made of wood, and the walnut wood material is classic. Today's wooden clubs are either titanium or steel... although the distance has become longer and the golf course has become larger.
·In dreams, tiger swings will appear, which can be called die-hard tiger fans, and their dreams are colorful. ;
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