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The story of a pig

The girl told me a story. Once upon a time, a farmer saved a pig. The pig ran away. The girl asked me why the pig ran away. The girl said it was because the pig came to listen.

This story belongs to humor. I don't know if you are a man or a woman. I'm glad you have such a friend, which brings you happiness. In real life, with the growth of age, happiness is getting less and less. Having such friends around means that you have a source of happiness. We must cherish this friendship. Slowly, we really feel that there are fewer and fewer friends in society, and there are no more friends who are willing to tell jokes to make themselves laugh. I'm really sorry.

Ask for the name of a book, a story about pigs.

Midsummer night's love has been holding an umbrella for you. I forgot myself for you, rainy night, twinkling meteor, version of heaven: the tone of having the right to cry, another paradise, watching the sea together, watching the sunset with me, I don't want you to be lonely, so be sure to wait for me, the look of heaven, the familiar smell and the sunset. Starlight dim, you left, suddenly I was confused, I laughed till tears fell, silly expectation, accustomed to the silent night, rare, the night is so quiet, if it is a kind of injury, love is different, just a moment, the moment of meeting, and a familiar stranger. I hope you can find someone you like. ....

(3) The story of three little pigs (original)

Mother pig has three children, the first is Huhu, the second is Lulu, and the third is DuDu.

One day, the mother pig said to the pig, "Now that you have grown up, you should learn some skills." Let's each build a house! Three little pigs asked, "Mom, what will be used to build the house?" "

Mother pig said, "straw, wood and bricks can build houses, but straw houses are not as strong as wooden houses, and wooden houses are not as strong as brick houses." Three little pigs left happily. Walking, I saw a pile of straw in front.

The boss quickly said, "I want to build a straw house with this straw." It took only three hours to build a whistle hut. Lulu, the second child, and Dudu, the third child, walked together and saw a pile of wood in front of them.

The second child said quickly, "I want to build a wooden house with these logs." Lulu's cabin was also built in three days. Old Dudu walked on and saw a pile of bricks in front of him.

Dudu said happily, "I want to build a brick house with this brick." So, DuDu built it brick by brick. After a while, the sweat came out, his arm was sore, and Dudu refused to rest. It took three months, and the brick house was finally built! Red walls and red tiles are really beautiful. The pig tooted and blossomed.

There is a wolf living behind the mountain. When he heard that three little pigs came, he smiled and said, "The three little pigs came well, which just made me full!" " The wolf came to the hut and told the pig to open the door. Refuse to open the meeting. The wolf blew gently and the hut fell down.

Hurriedly escaped from the hut and shouted as he ran: "Wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! " Lulu in the wooden house heard this, so she quickly opened the door to let the tribal tiger in, and then closed the door. The wolf came to the cabin and told the pig to open the door. Lulu refused to drive. The wolf hit hard and the cabin shook.

The wolf struck hard again and the wooden house fell down. Tribal tiger and Lulu hurried out of the cabin, shouting, "Wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! " Hearing the beep in the brick house, he quickly opened the door, let HuHu and Lulu in, and closed the door. The wolf came to the brick house and told the pig to open the door, but Dudu refused to open the door.

The wolf hit it hard, but the brick house did not move. I hit it again, but the brick house still didn't move. The wolf used up all his strength and slammed on the brick house, but the brick house still did not move.

Three bumps broke out on the wolf's head and he fell to the ground on all fours. The wolf is still unwilling. Seeing a big chimney on the roof, he climbed onto the roof and got in. Three little pigs are busy adding firewood to the fireplace and boiling a pot of water. The wolf got into the chimney and fell into the hot pot. He was scalded by boiling water. From then on, it never dared to make trouble again.

The boss happily said to Dudu, "Building a straw house is the most labor-saving, but it is not strong. I will work harder to build a brick house in the future. " Lulu, the second child, also happily said to Dudu, "Building a wooden house is not strong. I will work harder to build a brick house in the future."

Dudu looked at his two brothers, nodded firmly, and said, "Well, let's build a big brick house together, bring mom here and live together!" " "

Concise edition:

There are three cute little pigs. They all want to build a beautiful house.

The boss just made a house out of straw. "Haha, I have my own house!" The boss jumped for joy.

What about the second child? He built a house out of wood.

The third wants to build a house with bricks and tiles, so it works day and night. My brothers have moved into the new house, and it is still painstakingly building walls and painting.

In this way, three months later, Lao San's new house was built. So happy!

One day, a big bad wolf came. The boss hid in his straw house in horror. The wolf sneered twice, blew a sigh and blew down the straw house. The boss had to flee to the second child's house.

The wolf stopped chasing the second child's house and thought, do you think a wooden house can stop me? It slammed into the gate. The wooden house was knocked down with a bang.

The two brothers had to flee desperately to the third house and panted, "The wolf is coming!" " "The third child quickly closed the doors and windows and said confidently," Don't be afraid! No problem! "

The wolf is standing in front of the gate. He knows there are three little pigs in the house, but he doesn't know how to get in. It blew onto the house, but the house was indestructible.

The wolf wandered around the house in a rage, finally climbed onto the roof and tried to sneak in through the chimney. The third child found it from the window and immediately lit the fire. The wolf just fell into the stove when it slipped down, and its whole tail was burnt. He ran away with his tail between his legs howling, and never dared to disturb the three little pigs again.

(3) Extended reading of pig story:

Three little pigs English version

In a remote mountain village, there lived a mother pig and her three lovely little pigs. Mother works hard to raise pigs every day, but she still does nothing.

One night, after dinner, a mother pig said shyly to the children in front of her, "You have grown up and should live independently, so you should hide behind and move away."

None of the three little pigs want to move out and live by themselves, but they can build a house and listen to their mother. Therefore, they began to want to know what kind of house. Boss first.

First, he carried a lot of straw, chose a clearing in the middle, made a simple house out of straw, and then a bundle of grass. "Ha ha! I have my own house! " Big brother's happy costume.

The boss moved into his new home, with the second and third curious visitors. The second child said, "Brother, look at the smallest house. It's too simple. I want to build a beautiful and comfortable house!" "

The second run was to cut a wooden stick on a lot of wood, as well as, as a stop. Soon, the second family built their wooden house. Obviously, this is beautiful. Big Brother wants more fruit.

The second child soon moved to their new residence, and the eldest child and the third child were visiting the sick. Eldest brother, my house is too simple. The third said, "I think the house will be built better in the future."

On the third anniversary, I finally decided to go back to China to build a house with old bricks, because the house is strong and not afraid of the wind, but it needs a lot of effort!

Go in and out for the third time every day, move back to a rock, pile it aside, and then build a wall one by one. My brother quipped, "Only a fool would do that!"

I still have the advantage, working day and night. He remained dry when his brothers rested. In this way, after three months, three new houses were completed! He is so happy!

One day, a big bad wolf. Big brother hid in the straw house in panic. "Hey hey" fiend Wolf sneer at the sound, tone mercilessly blew down the house with straw. Eldest brother had to run away.

The eldest brother ran straight into the second son's house and shouted, "Brother! Open the door! Help! " The second son opened the door, and a big wolf came after him, let the eldest brother come in and shut the door.

The wolves stopped and thought, "Do you think I can become a hard wooden house?" He ran into the door and left. With a crash, the wooden house was knocked down.

The two brothers fled desperately to the youngest son, panting to tell the third son what had happened. The third child first had a meal, then closed the door with confidence and said, "Don't be afraid! No problem! "

The big wolf stood in front of the gate. He knew there were three little pigs in the house, but he didn't know how to get in. He can go back to his old ways and blow the door loud.

A wolf, he hit it by force. "When a wolf, eyes only staring at the stars, house, refused to give in. The wolf was really anxious and turned to look for the hammer.

Holding his breath, the big wolf smashed down the hammer, and the hammer broke. The old stone hammer of the hammer damn worn out the nearby wolf on the rebound. "It hurts me!" The wolf shouted. He really has no ability to.

The wolf went for an outing with three little pigs in his mouth. These three little pigs are smart and United. They went to the suburbs to pick many apples in advance. Soon, the wolf came.

Three little pigs climbed quickly according to the tree. The wolf asked inexplicably, "Are you in that tree?" The third replied, "We are eating apples! Do you want an e? "

Wolf, the delicious mouth is full of promises. Three big apples conveniently took one and dropped it. The apple rolled down the hillside and was left far behind. The wolves were chasing it and running far away. Three little pigs ran home.

The wolf returned angrily. He walked around the house and finally climbed up the roof. He tried to sneak in through the chimney. The three jumped out of the window and immediately found the lit bonfire.

The wolf went into the fire, * * * screamed inside, and the whole tail was burned. He howled and ran away with his tail between his legs, afraid to bother the three little pigs.

There is an cartoon about pigs in the pet shop.

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Pig life replicates pig me

I don't know if you're talking about this.

5] What is the story of a mouse and a cow, a chicken and a pig?

A pig is 15× 12 = 180 birds, a cow is 4× 180 = 720 birds, an elephant is 5× 720 = 3,600 birds, and an elephant with three heads is 3.

The story of wild boar and sow

Once upon a time, there were two little pigs who lived carefree all day. They love each other. Every day when the host brings them to dinner, the boar always lets the sow eat first, and then goes up to eat the sow's leftovers when the sow is full. Every night, the boar is always wary of sows, because he is afraid that his master will pull them out and kill them while they are asleep.

As the days passed, sows became fatter and boars became thinner. One day, the boar suddenly heard that the owner was discussing with the butcher to kill and sell the growing sow. The boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed greatly. Every day when the host brings food, he always grabs it and eats it completely. After eating well every day, he lies down to sleep and tells the sow to watch without doing it now.

As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her, and the sow was disappointed. However, boars still live a happy life as if nothing had happened. A month passed quickly, and the owner took the butcher to the pigsty. He found that a month ago, the fat sow was so thin that there was not much meat left, while the boar was shiny. At this time, the boar ran desperately to attract the owner's attention and show that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher dragged the boar away. At the moment he dragged it out of the pigsty, the boar smiled and said to the sow, "Don't eat so much in the future!" " The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the gate was closed by the owner and the fence was put aside. The sow looked at the tearful boar.

That night, the sow watched the host family happily eating pork. The sow lies sadly in the place where the boar sleeps every day. Suddenly, she found a line on the wall: "If love can't be expressed in words, I am willing to prove it with my life"!

The sow was heartbroken when she saw this line, and human beings were moved by this sad love story!

Jokes about pigs ...

1, a group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to enter the water, and some of them had to go into the water.

The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water.

So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. . .

The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water.

The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish.

Chickens are afraid, even the cleverest monkeys can't escape this fate. . .

Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke?

The pig said, the cat joke is really funny. . .

2. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So from now on, I will call you "pig"! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Brother, we found you!

A bird and a pig are on the plane. The bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Give me something to eat", and the pig followed suit. The stewardess was very unhappy and threw them down. Then the bird said to the pig, "You are so stupid, I can fly."

The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze-as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I have put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly.

7. At the office

A: Rest after dinner, multiple-choice questions, and test everyone!

Everyone: Come on! What problem?

Which of the following animals likes to ask why best?

A rabbit

B squirrel

C Gou

D pig

At this time, B quickly replied: D.

A said: Yes, that's right.

Others quickly asked, why?

8. Your life portrayal: At the age of ten, learn to take a bath by yourself-pigs wash themselves; Brilliant at the age of twenty ―― when the pig is young; Looking for a job at the age of 30-starting a pig-raising career; At the age of forty, I hired a servant-a pig's servant; Learn to play basketball at the age of 50 ―― throw pigs!

9. You stand on the lotus leaf and dance lightly. Passers-by shouted, and "Pig Leaf" fainted.

The story of a man and a pig was answered. Please don't answer. Thank you for your cooperation.

There is an earth-shattering and dramatic love story between Genius Cheng and Pig Sisi. Finally, hold hands with children and grow old together.

What does the story of a pig mean?

The family members who heard the news shed tears in pain and beat the speechless driver desperately. Time is running out.

When he died, the little boy stayed in the operating room for more than six hours. After a while, the doctor came out, shook his head and said regretfully, "I'm sorry,

We did our best. Now he is disabled in four limbs. He will go to Songjiang for treatment, but there is little hope. I hope you are mentally prepared.

. "The little boy's mother listened.

⑽ The story of a man and a pig.

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