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The lines of Qizhi private radio station

B: Tick-tock, tick-tock, the last ring just now was Beijing time ~ ~ ~ ~ I can't see it clearly.

Changsha Haliyou Radio Station, short wave 250, medium wave 372 1, tuned stereo is now on the air.

First of all, please enjoy a song every week. Why is it called a song every week? In other words, there is a sister who changes boyfriends every week.

Please enjoy "China Rumors" sung by the famous Changsha singer Yang Qizhi.

Hey, my grandpa, beans and peppers are arguing ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: Come out. Is this the China folk song you sang?

This is a Changsha folk song.

Who taught you that?

My grandfather.

A: The nursery rhymes your grandfather taught you are also unsanitary. Please give me something healthy.

B: Changsha Harley engine oil radio station, it's advertising time.

Friend, do you want to eat baked sweet potato? Baked sweet potato is fragrant and cheap, and rich in vitamin ABCDEFG. The wholesale place is Wuyi Guang, at the corner of Chang () Road.

Friend, do you need toilet paper? Please choose the scratch card produced by our factory-sandpaper.

Friend, do you want to lose weight? I'd like to introduce you to a new diet exercise. Put out your hand, put it down, open your eyes, stick out your tongue, and stretch it a little longer. I'm ready. Get up.

Left, right, left, right, up and down, shortness of breath, two screams, Wang Wang.

I'll bite you to death