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If a "clown" is successfully realized, countless "clowns" will come and dance for the benefit.

Recently, the hot search is very lively, and the entertainment circle is like a ring. Stars collapse one after another. It's really that you can sing and I will appear.

This makes many people who eat melons come to the conclusion that:

Yes, I don't know why. From the beginning of the year to now, the news in the entertainment circle is getting uglier and uglier. The audience can't think too much.

After all, even many big media have turned from criticism to condemnation, and it is conceivable how much trouble these players have caused.

But is it really only the entertainment circle that has embarked on the road of no return?

In fact, the other circle has gradually deformed.

An online celebrity, named "Feng Xiaoyi", may not be known to many people. Because of the artificial quotations and actions such as "eat a peach and cool down", many people feel uncomfortable after reading it and boarded the hot search. Finally, I was named because of the bad atmosphere.

Because of what?

It is this male anchor who is really "fake". In the live broadcast, he painted heavy makeup, held orchid fingers shyly, and then said something he thought was cute in a low voice.

It should be noted here that this online celebrity is not trying to realize another performance form through role exchange like Li Yugang, but is directly using ontology simulation.

To give an inappropriate example: I believe everyone has seen the "eunuch" in the court drama. Because of his physical defects, he is actually not so annoying, but this online celebrity is different. He broke this dimensional wall. If you have to use words to describe it, all words can be used on him.

The above is the netizen's evaluation of him: in just a few seconds, it takes a lifetime to heal. To tell the truth, such an evaluation is quite implicit to him.

Of course, he is not the only one who circles in this way.

Besides him, a street named "Taikooli" also performed "mob dance" because of the gathering of network celebrities.

Internet celebrities, men here, are more self-releasing, from wearing high heels and swinging two big thick legs to wearing women's clothes and feeling beautiful.

Strange clothes have become commonplace here. "Konoha" estimates that even a top fashion figure like Liang Long may be ashamed to stand here and even have to ask them for advice.

The point is that they don't think it's bad, and they call it fashion.

Ha ha.

This description is indeed a bit "boastful". I'm afraid it's not simple behind this fashion. It's nothing more than grandstanding in an attempt to make him rich one day.

However, some people agree with this "fashion" when they look at it, and even are criticized by others. They are still using words such as: aesthetics can be diversified.

Is it really wrong for everyone to criticize such "fashion"?

Right and wrong aside, let's analyze why most people despise such "aesthetics", such as online celebrities, whose forms are different from those of Liang Long and Li Yugang.

Li Yugang's cross-dressing female voice is a kind of performance, and people can bring audio-visual enjoyment to the audience. Liang Long's fancy clothes want to express that "rock and roll is not only for young people".

What about these online celebrities?

They have no talent, so selling ugliness is nothing more than wanting to be red.

Why are you red?

Start bringing goods.

What goods should I bring?

After all, it's a man, so bring some men's cosmetics, but after all, men's makeup is a minority, and a bottle of facial cleanser is worthy of yourself.

So what should we do?

To create another kind of aesthetics, men should be beautiful, even if they move bricks to support their families, they should also put on wax and lipstick. This is "high quality".

At this time, some people may say: after all, don't you agree with other people's aesthetics? What harm can this do?

I still remember reading such a history, Wei and Jin were good people.

It is said that in the Western Jin Dynasty, the aesthetic of handsome men was popular. If a man wants to walk like a weak willow, he must speak softly so that everyone loves him and can eat by his face.

Sure enough, this aesthetic has been pushed to the extreme, from dignitaries to ordinary people, they have to wear makeup and carry sachets with them when they go out.

What happened in the end? The Western Jin Dynasty only existed for 52 years, during which it was bullied every day, because there was nothing we could do. Everyone was "helping the wind and weakening the willows" and could not beat others. If others don't bully you, who will?

It was different in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Although there were problems, we began to farm and attach importance to business. Men were very good. At the decisive battle of water, 80 thousand people destroyed more than 200 thousand of Qin state.

Although this example may not be appropriate, let's consider it. If everyone is a sissy, what can we do to protect our home?

Finally:

Aesthetic differences are understandable, but when aesthetics becomes "dross", it becomes a problem.