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It's cold in 221, and it's funny to send a circle of friends.

1. There are three advantages in winter: it's cold outside, clothes are expensive and I'm poor.

2. In such a cold day, single dog should be upgraded to be full of ice.

3. It's getting cold and it's warm to see you.

4. The real maturity is to put on long pants on your own initiative.

5. Autumn is here. After this winter, the morning twilight is a little closer to the four seasons in another summer.

6. Take care of yourself when it's cold. I can't borrow your coat, and I can't give you a hug. Buy yourself a coat.

7. The autumn chill has revived the wish that you have clothes to keep warm and someone to keep your heart warm.

8. Add an extra coat to yourself in cold weather, and don't expect anyone to give you a hug.

9. The recent weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.

1. It's very cold this winter. If some of you keep warm, I'll put it in my pocket.

11. It's better to wear long autumn trousers if it's sunny.

12. I wanted to buy a down jacket when it was cold, but it cost more than 1 yuan. Then I thought that it was only a few tens of dollars to buy cold medicine. Well, cold medicine is more cost-effective.

13. Autumn is coming. When I open my closet, I should buy clothes. When I open my wallet, I'm young and freeze-proof.

14. I can't get used to coquettish when I am old. Now my understanding of fashion is to keep warm.

15. Don't wear short skirts in cold weather and stop being so naughty.

17. Suddenly it's winter and it's chilly. This is the fastest and most chaotic year I've ever had.

18. It's as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

19. It's cool when it's cool, just as some people in life say it's changed when it's cool, which means the season has changed and people have changed, which means the fate is over.

2. The temperature has dropped, and I'm not talking about the weather.

21. In winter, it molests me and always freezes my hands and feet.

22. I will only say one word "cold" once, and I know you will use your snot instead.

23. I finally took off the bill, and now I'm wearing two pieces.

24. I hope the cold wind will blow away 2% of my unhappiness.

26. I don't want to get up at all in winter, and my face is swollen.

27. It's getting cold. Everybody should keep warm.

28. Everything that doesn't aim at snowing is hooliganism.

29. Winter comes in slowly, but the cold is sudden.

3. The wind blows the leaves and leaves fall in summer and winter, but the weather is cold but the heart is hot.