Who knows the classic street code that is funny?

1. "Jade Guanyin"

Will it rain today?

If it doesn’t rain today, it will rain tomorrow

2. "Red Lantern"

How is your father?

But dad is not your biological father

What about grandma?

Grandma is not your real grandma either

3. "Bright Sword"

Does the boss want to be jealous?

It can still be considered as if you are not jealous Lao Xier?

That’s what you want. . . .

4. "The Black Triangle":

A winding path leads to a secluded place

The Zen room is surrounded by flowers and trees

5. Underground parties in Albanian movies Password

Eliminate fascism, freedom belongs to the people

6. Hong Kong movie "Wealth Train"

Yangtze River No. 1, Yangtze River No. 2...

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7. The Hong Kong movie "The Wealth Corps" looks for the code word of the God of Wealth

The Great Wall is thousands of miles long, and we work together to build our hometown. When the dark clouds part and the sun shines, you can see cattle and sheep with high mountains and clear water.

8. "Alibaba and the Forty Thieves"

Open Sesame!

9. "The Storm in the South China Sea"

The Yangtze River, the Yangtze River! I am Huang He!

Sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes! I am a potato!

10. Commonly used secret codes in the army

When I move, I am moving, and when I move, I am moving.

11. "Walter defends Sarajevo" 》Guerrilla secret code

The air is shaking, as if the sky is burning, and a storm is coming

12. "Escape from the tiger's mouth"

Mandarin duck tea, mandarin duck tea

13. The Soviet movie "Diamond Arm"

What a hell

14. Do you want to buy a wooden comb? Yes, are there any mahogany ones? Comrade, I can find you Got it!

15. A plate of pig head meat and two taels of laobaigan.

16. Pines, bamboos, plums and grasses, laughter and discussion touch the place.

17. Cool breeze, bright moon, tasteless wind, tight wind, pull!

18. "Taking Tiger Mountain Out of Mind"

Bandit: Mushroom, which way are you going? What price? (Who? Where are they going?)

Yang Zirong: Ha! Whatever you want comes to you, mother comes to you if you want to breastfeed, family members come to you if you want to, and uncle comes if you want to have a baby. (Find a companion)

Yang Zirong: Meet the third master!

Bandit: The king of heaven covers the tiger of earth! (You are so brave! Dare you anger your ancestors?)

Yang Zirong: The pagoda suppresses the river demon! (In that case, let me fall from the mountain to death or drown in the river.)

Bandit: How can you go to Tianwang Mountain with a pheasant drill? (You are not genuine.)

Yang Zirong: There is plenty of rice on the ground. Hey, you have a foundation! (I am genuine and old.)

Bandit: Have you met grandma? (Who did you worship as your teacher since childhood?)

Yang Zirong: There are no tiles on his house, no, no, no, no, no! (You can’t say it until you’re in the main hall.)

Bandit: Maha maha? (Did you work alone before?)

Yang Zirong: We are talking at noon, who doesn’t have a home yet? (Xu Damabang Mountain.)

Bandit: Great! (An expert is a veteran)

Yang Zirong: The world is so droopy! (Don’t brag, get past the head of the group.)

Mountain Eagle: Why are you blushing?

Yang Zirong: Feeling refreshed!

Mountain Eagle: Why is it yellow again?

Yang Zirong: To prevent coldness, apply wax!

Mountain eagle: sun, sun, sun. (Who directed you here?)

Yang Zirong: An exquisite tower facing Qingzhai with the sand at its back! (He is a Taoist.)

19. The secret code of the Heaven and Earth Society in "The Deer and the Cauldron"

Three points of revolution: The three points hide the revolutionary sect, and there is no chance of venturing into our Hongmen. Develop a strong force to fight against the Japanese, vowing to destroy the Qing Dynasty and wipe it out.

Five people write a poem separately, and no one knows their greatness.

Since then, it has been passed down to all the brothers, and later they met and reunited.

When they first entered Hongmen, they became sworn brothers, and they swore to show their sincerity that day.

The two branches of the pine tree are divided into two branches, and the middle section is a pavilion of flowers and flowers.

The brothers are in front of the Zhongyi Hall, and they will command millions of soldiers in the city.

I came to Fude Temple to vow that I, Hong Ying, would overthrow the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty.

"Is there any plaster that can clear away poison and restore sight to blindness?"

"Yes, there is, but the price is too expensive. It costs three taels of gold and three taels of silver."

"Can you sell fifty taels of gold and five taels of silver?"

"Why is the price so expensive?"

"Not expensive, not expensive, as long as you take it seriously When I regain my understanding, I will make you cows and horses, which are not expensive.”

“The earth shakes the sky, and the rivers and mountains are beautiful through the ages.”

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