Looking for some jokes about students making teachers angry

1. Teacher: [How did you do in the history and geography tests you just took?]

Xiao Ming: [The history test was about things before I was born, but I have never been to the geography test. place.

How could I know how to answer such a question!]

2. Teacher: [Do you think the questions in this exam are difficult?]

Xiao Ming: [The question is very easy! The difficult part is the answer]

3. Teacher: [If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?]

Xiao Ming: [I I will stay in this school and this classroom.]

Teacher: [I am so touched! Now there are students who are so eager to learn.]

Xiao Ming: [Because I am in this classroom It feels like [every day is like a year]!]

4. Teacher: [Xiao Ming, why do you sleep during class?]

Xiao Ming: [I don’t sleep!]

Teacher: [Then why did you close your eyes?]

Xiao Ming: [I was meditating with my eyes closed!]

Teacher: [Then why did you keep nodding?]

Xiao Ming: [What you just explained makes sense!]

Teacher: [Then why are you drooling all the time?]

Xiao Ming: [Teacher , you spoke very well, I listened with great interest!]