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What kind of pain is ass blossom? Does it hurt?
I only got 90 points in a math exam in the fourth grade, because I usually get full marks, even if it is not full marks, it is above 95 points. The teacher was very angry and told me to lie prone on the table, so I took off my pants and asked everyone in the class to spank me twice. There are 50 of us. The teacher said that you can hit me as much as you want, and almost everyone in our class bears a grudge against me, so I was severely spanked by my classmates 100 times, and my ass was almost blooming. When I came home, my mother saw the score on my test paper. My mother took off my pants again, squatted on the stool, and hit my ass with my father's belt more than 50 times, killing me. A day later, my father also saw my score, took off my pants and hit my ass with slippers more than 30 times. This time, I was killed. Classmate, after my parents spanked me, my ass ached for a week. I will never forget this incident in the fourth grade, and it hurts to think about it now.
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