Workplace humor jokes

The director of a factory shouted to a drunken worker, Look, it's late again! If I'm as drunk as you, I'll jump off a building! The drunk also flew into a rage: director, don't do this. If you are as drunk as I am, you can't jump off a building because you can't even find the window. ...

Smoking by the book

When the foreman saw Mr Baker smoking in the workshop, he was very angry. Mr. Baker, you can't smoke at work! Yes, so I don't work when I smoke.