Stupid sentences about the quarrel of sketches

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1. Luo Chengguang's bedroom

Guo Hongyu sat in a chair drinking water, and Luo Chengguang stood up and turned on the TV.

Guo Hongyu blames: Stop looking, (pointing to Luo Xiaoyan's bedroom) Yaner is studying!

Luo chengguang: I'll keep my voice down!

Guo Hongyu: Don't look, I'm going to bed.

Luo chengguang turned off the TV angrily. At this time, there was a thump of hitting the wall with a hammer from across the hall.

Luo chengguang said angrily, what is this for? Ding Mao so late? Did you kill someone?

Guo Hongyu, don't take a sip of water. She has moved to a new house and is decorating it.

Luo chengguang: working during the day and decorating at night, how fast and economical is it for this family, and every minute counts?

Guo Hongyu: definitely better than you. Opposite: That man looks ... not ordinary at first glance.

Luo Chengguang: He is also made of special materials! He doesn't have three eyes, does he?

Guo Hongyu: That's Yang Erlang. july rhapsody, who is across the hall, is over a year old. He is a general and looks like an official.

Luo Chengguang: In Zhao Benshan's words, he has a big belly and a thick neck. He is not a rich man but a fireman. What kind of official is he? At best, he is a chef!

Guo Hongyu: Don't talk nonsense, it's not thick on the neck. He has a big belly and a wide body, so I guess he is either a rich man or an official. (With great interest) Oh, it's also an honor for us to live across the hall from an official. It's okay to go out to Niu Niu, and I live across the hall from someone!

Luo Chengguang sarcastically: You're an official, but you're not an official! ?

Guo Hongyu: Do you know how my third brother-in-law's real estate business started? ?

Luo chengguang: I don't know.

Guo Hongyu: Do you want to know?

Luo chengguang: I don't want to.

Guo Hongyu: I'll tell you for free. Doesn't he happen to live across the hall from Mayor Wang, who is also in charge of urban construction?

there was another sound of knocking on the wall across the hall.

Luo Chengguang: The movement of our opposite gate is too loud. This guy caught the 7.5 magnitude earthquake, which made my mind a little uneasy!

Guo Hongyu: It's a big renovation. Maybe the partition wall in the room has been opened, so that the living room can be bigger.

Luo chengguang: that's bad food. tearing down the wall will easily dry up the building and collapse it? No, let's sell the house quickly tomorrow!

Guo Hongyu: Only fools sell houses. It takes a hundred years to build the same boat, and a thousand years to build the opposite door. If the opposite door is really an official, it will be a piece of cake if you want to raise a factory director in Changying in the future.

Luo Chengguang: Such a big noise also affects Xiaoyan's study. No, I have to find the right door and tell him that you can tear down the building when there is no one in the daytime, and the night is the prime time for rest and study. It's like the plane crash on September 11th. This will work!

Guo Hongyu: The third and fifth floors across the hall, as well as our upstairs and downstairs, will definitely be affected. If people don't look for it, let's not look for it. If we are really hard leaders across the hall, we ordinary people can't afford to offend.

Luo Chengguang: If people don't look for it, there will be no college entrance examination students, so it doesn't matter if they stay up late for a while. Maybe we can rehearse the escape plan for the collapse of the building or something. Is it ok for our family? Xiaoyan must be like an ant falling on a drum now ...

Guo Hongyu interrupted her: I have only heard of ants falling on a hot pot.

Luo Chengguang: It's all the same. Anyway, now she can definitely turn straight. Can she study? (looking at his watch), I'll wait 13 minutes. If I don't stop work at eight o'clock across the hall, I'll go to him. If he is the director or the district chief, I'll ... tell him that the hypnotic hammer is beating rhythmically, and I can't sleep until I knock.

Guo Hongyu: It's not enough to slip your mouth. You'd better help him!

2. Luo Chengguang's living room

There was a knock at the door outside, stopped, and there were a series of knocks.

Luo Xiaoyan walked into the living room with a book in her hand and read, "is like a spring gale, come up in the night, blowing open the petals of ten thousand pear trees ..."

There was another knock at the door, and Luo Xiaoyan came to the door: Who is it?

man's voice-over: is this section chief Luo's house?

Luo Xiaoyan: section chief Luo? Can it still be my dad? Suddenly someone knocked at the door in the middle of the night, and dad became section chief Luo. Dad-

Luo Chengguang and Guo Hongyu opened the bedroom door bleakly and came out.

Guo Hongyu: Who is knocking at the door? What's going on?

man's voice-over: is section chief Luo at home?

Guo Hongyu wakes up immediately: section chief Luo? (Looking back at Luo Chengguang behind him) He asked if Luo Kechang was at home? Is it for you? You didn't forget to tell me when you became a section chief during the day, did you?

Luo Chengguang smiled: This guy is really clever! As soon as I moved across the hall, I was promoted to section chief overnight! (opens a door) Excuse me?

man's voice-over: sorry to bother you, section chief Luo, but I didn't expect you to go to bed so early! (A cardboard box with high-grade packaging is stuffed in from the outside) Chief Luo, I heard that you have moved to a new house, and I came to recognize the door.

Luo Chengguang scratched his head and rubbed his eyes: Are you in the wrong house? Our family has moved here for several years!

The man quickly pulled the paper box out from the crack of the door and kept apologizing to Luo Chengguang: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's either your house or the opposite door. Is the opposite door new here?

Luo chengguang: I don't know, ask yourself! (closes the door) Gifts are so stupid, and work can't be so good!

at this moment, there was a thump of knocking on the door from the corridor.

Guo Hongyu said to Luo Chengguang: It's been a long time, isn't it for you? I see, the opposite is a section chief.

Luo chengguang: section chief, don't fart. Opposite the gate is a good section chief, so that no one can slip away.

Guo Hongyu: It made us half happy. That paper box is so high-grade, and it certainly contains no cheap stuff! Hey, what can it be? I was about to open it, but the boy's hand was fast enough to pull it back at once.

Luo Xiaoyan reluctantly: It's really annoying. (Looking at the book in my hand) It's either ding Mao or knocking on the wrong door, which makes me think about the problem of the right door all night, but I don't think about the problems in the book. (walks back to the bedroom)

Luo Chengguang sits on the sofa and writes.

Guo Hongyu: What are you writing?

Luo Chengguang: Draft a protest. Tomorrow morning, I will formally submit a written protest to him. He has seriously affected the quality and quantity of sleep in our family and Xiaoyan's study. I strongly protest to him!

Guo Hongyu: Are you asleep?

Luo Chengguang: He is a section chief, so we are not afraid of him! (getting dressed) No need to go tomorrow morning. I'll go and find him.

Guo Hongyu pulls her: Calm down, be sure to calm down. I'm a section chief, but I'm just a common people, forbearance is high and harmony is expensive. Many friends, many roads, many enemies and many walls.

Luo Chengguang: Then I'll give him a break this time today, and then I'll rectify the movement tomorrow. I have to play tricks on him, section chief. Let's let him take drugs.

3. Guo Hongyu's corridor

Guo Hongyu came up from the stairs and saw a pile of high-end packing boxes at the door across the hall. She looked down carefully.

Guo Hongyu looked at the cardboard boxes for washing clothes and instant noodles in front of her house again and frowned. I was just about to pick up those broken paper boxes. There was a voice in the opposite door, and she quickly took out her key to open the door and walked into the room.

4. Guo Hongyu's living room

As soon as Guo Hongyu closed the door, she heard the sound of opening the door opposite, and then she heard the sound of throwing packing boxes outside.

Guo Hongyu leaned over the door mirror and looked out curiously, muttering: This box seems to contain imported bananas. (turning around, I see Luo Chengguang lying on the sofa taking a nap, two socks lying on the ground, a pile of sausage skins on the coffee table, two beer bottles, one bottle falling on the coffee table, and beer is slowly dripping from the bottle mouth)

Guo Hongyu holds Luo Chengguang's ear: You don't cook or clean the house when you come back from work, so why are you still sleeping?

Luo chengguang: ouch! Let go! (smirking) The leader is back! Hello, leader, what are your instructions?

Guo Hongyu pats the coffee table: worthless, just drinking every day?

Luo Chengguang shook his head and stood up. While tidying up the things on the coffee table, he said, I didn't sleep well last night. I had a headache. I took wine as a sleeping pill. I didn't expect to fall asleep after drinking a bottle and a half.

Guo Hongyu: Luo Chengguang, no, fake section chief Luo, what else can you do besides drinking? (Pointing at the furniture in the living room) Look at these junk furniture in our house? Are you still in the mood to drink? Look at people across the hall. Let's not talk about what's in the house. (La Luochengguang walks to the door) Just look at the high-end paper boxes at the door. Everything in each box is enough for you to earn March!

Luo Chengguang: Goods are better than goods, and people are better than others ... We are a small common people, and we are always better than others!

Guo Hongyu said angrily, OK, let's not compete. Hurry up and get rid of the broken paper boxes for washing machines and instant noodles that were left outside our house! I can't afford to lose shame with you! (Open the door, push Luo Chengguang out of the door and close the door)

5. Guo Hongyu's kitchen

Guo Hongyu is preparing dinner.

Luo Chengguang came in with a few 5-cent coins in his hand and put them on the stove. He said to Guo Hongyu, The cardboard box sold for a dollar and eighty cents, just in time for the junk collector to have no change. He gave me two dollars and picked up twenty cents!

Guo Hongyu slammed the vegetable basin on the stove and pulled the coins to the ground: a few steel jumpers, what have you never seen? At first glance, it is the offspring of poor and middle peasants.

Luo Chengguang squatted on the ground looking for coins: A penny can suppress a hero. Look at you, what are you doing?

Luo Xiaoyan came in with a schoolbag on her back, her eyes were blue, and she didn't sleep well.

Luo Chengguang stood up, holding a coin in his hand, and said to Luo Xiaoyan: Yan Er is back (handing the coin in his hand to Yan Er in front of Luo Xiaoyan). Here is the money, pocket money!

Luo Xiaoyan looked at the coin in Luo Chengguang's hand: Dad, you can't send me away with this money.

Luo Chengguang: A son doesn't think his mother is ugly, and a woman shouldn't think his father is poor! Why are you abnormal?

Luo Xiaoyan: Dad, I have to pay 2 yuan for the information. Keep these dollars for yourself to buy a pack of cigarettes!

Luo Chengguang weighs the coins in his hand: with little money, no one wants gifts! (putting money in his pants pocket)

Guo Hongyu sets the table with chopsticks: Pay again tomorrow?

Luo Xiaoyan weakly promised: Yes!

Guo Hongyu: Ask the fake section chief Luo for it.

Luo Chengguang pretended not to hear, and sat at the table to get chopsticks for Luo Xiaoyan: Yaner, eat!

Luo Xiaoyan looks at the food: I don't want to eat. I didn't sleep well last night. Now I want to sleep! (walking to the bedroom)

Luo Chengguang looks at the dish basin: Hongyu, this persimmon scrambled egg has been eaten for seven days in a row. Is it a persimmon sale and an egg sale? We're all right, thirsty. I haven't eaten this stuff when I was a child. It doesn't matter if I eat two more meals. Yaner is learning and growing up. She always lets her eat eggs. You want her to be a blockbuster like a chick!

Guo Hongyu sheng fan: I wanted to do something else, but you didn't earn it. If you are like the real Luo Kechang across the hall, you don't have to spend your own money, and someone sends big fish and big meat to your home, can I not do it!

Luo Chengguang: Yes, we don't have any money, but we can't eat worse than him. We can't eat big whales, and chubby silver carp can always afford it!

Guo Hongyu: I think you look like a chubby-headed silver carp. I'm not talking about you. Your surname is Luo, just like the one across the hall. You look at someone who is slim and graceful, like a pot-bellied. Look at you. Your stomach is flat and blind, and you can't earn a lot of money. You just know how to choose food and drink.

there was a violent knock at the door.

Guo Hongyu: Who are you going to see? Who are you looking for?

Luo Chengguang walked out: Don't look, 1% is looking for a pot-bellied grasshopper!

6. Luo Chengguang's living room

Luo Chengguang walked to the door and said angrily, Who is it?

there was no answer outside, and there was another violent knock at the door.

Luo Chengguang opened the door. Outside the door stood farmer Liu Laosi, with a plastic bucket at his feet. The bucket contained water and live fish.

Luo Chengguang pointed to the opposite door: You have found the wrong door. This is Luo Chengguang's house, and the opposite door is Luo Kechang's house.

Liu Laosi smiled with him: Well, brother, I know that it's section chief Luo's house across the hall, but there's no one in their house. I'm in a hurry to go back, so I'll put this bucket of fish in your house first. When section chief Luo comes back, you can just say that Mr. Liu, who contracted fish ponds in Majiadian, has sent fish. (Liu Laosi carries the big barrel into the house)

Luo Chengguang asks Liu Laosi: Do you need to write a note?

Liu Laosi: No, you'll know what's going on as soon as you say my name is Chief Luo. Thank you. (going out)

Guo Hongyu comes over with chopsticks: Oh, this carp is so fresh! (Looking around the barrel, he said enviously) It's so nice to be an official. You don't have to pay for it yourself, so someone rushed to deliver it to you! They're all big!

Luo Chengguang: What's so exciting about this? What's so good about it? This is called bribery, and you haven't committed a crime. When you commit a crime, you will have to spend half a year more because of this bucket of fish.

Guo Hongyu: If you can't eat grapes, just say they are sour! No one sends fish, just say it's useless to spend half a year in prison! < finish