Cold joke copy

Cold joke copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. There is really no coat that can match the school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere. 2. It is said that soft is afraid of hard, hard is afraid of horizontal, and horizontal is afraid of death. But how can these not work at all in the glory of the king? I have sent 15. Why are they not afraid of me? There are two kinds of people in the world, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are in the middle and ugly. 4. Who says you have no perseverance? Didn't you insist on being single for more than ten years? I asked my girlfriend, "Of all the outstanding boys in the world, why did you choose me?" My girlfriend said, "Because excellent boys look down on me." 6. If you have money and face, you are called a male god; If you have money and lose face, you are called a husband; A face without money is called a blue face. As for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry, are you a good person? What a painful understanding? 7. Someone said I was handsome today, and I laughed. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled. I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! As a result, a flash of lightning came down, and God said, You are a liar! 8. Most people can't learn, play well, sleep well, feel wrong and eat too much. 9. The saddest thing is to bask in the sun on a sunny day after the snow, and then the ice on the roof fell off, hitting my head and sewing three stitches. 10. You have to buy the cheapest mattress in the future, otherwise the bed will be too comfortable to get up. 1 1. The girl has a crush on her, so she simply pushes her to the wall and says, "I will support you in the future." Say that finish, kiss her, and don't give her a chance to refuse and think. That's what I did. I have been to the police station several times. 12. My boyfriend's wig is crooked, but he thinks no one knows that he is bald, so there is no way to help him straighten it. 13. Others care about whether you fly high or not. I only care about whether your wings are delicious. 14. Only when the mountains have no edges and heaven and earth are in harmony can you dare to leave the monarch. ? To those good brothers who are willing to lend me money without urging me to pay it back. 15. Q: Which demon is the most important in The Journey to the West? White answer: the important demon hits three times! 16. Daniel Wu = high hairline, I = high hairline, I = Daniel Wu. 17. Actually, it's good to have a second child, because I think it's good to have a younger brother and sister to raise. 18. The medical school teacher defines the role of a doctor like this: all of us are crematoriums, and all of us are waiting in line. The role of doctors is to stop people from jumping in line! 19. Skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. If you don't order products that are beyond your economic ability, there will be no effect. 20. As the year is approaching, a wave of touching short films will follow one after another. There is always one that will make you cry blind, and we will be like knives and mountains in the coming year. 2 1. Today's young people are thinking about several major life problems every day: what to eat at noon? What to eat at night? What to eat at midnight snack? Then an ultimate question: how to make money? 22. Last night, a buddy got drunk and said, "All right, all right?" 23. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I'd rather not. Aunt in the canteen: Don't eat and get out! Yesterday, a thief came to my house to steal money. I looked for him all night, but I couldn't find the money. 25. Making money is as hard as catching dew, and spending money is as fast as running water. 26. I promised to be with you every spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life. Unfortunately, I'm from Guangdong. 27. I remember my classmate told me that her chemistry teacher was doing an experiment on the podium and said to them with a beaker: Look at this carefully. When a beautiful woman is old, there will be a great contrast with her youth, but she will be ugly, just like being old. 29. Mom gave Dad a pot of carrots: "Help me cut the carrots into diced meat." Me and my dad: 30. Go to the bathroom to wash your hands and ask my mother to get me a towel. As a result, I said I took chopsticks. My mother asked: Do you eat shit? 3 1. Doctor: I told you to check your urine. Where have you been? "Doctor, I have swallowed the urine, but I really can't swallow the stool." 32. Waste paper is treated with a shredder and information is put in. The boss asked what happened? I said: the data is also broken. The boss sings: Sleep quietly? 33. Go to McDonald's and buy a cone: "A roller". I will never forget the way the waiter looked at me. 34. Today's Double Eleven has deteriorated and lost the connotation of traditional festivals. I hope everyone, don't forget your initiative, don't forget the fact that you are single because you are shopping. Grandma's dog, which she had kept for more than ten years, died, and she was very sad. In order to comfort grandma, I don't know what to think, and I started screaming at night. Later, grandma asked someone to exorcise me? 36. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go. You must eat a little properly to lose weight. 38. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits. 39. If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach 40. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember. 4 1. It is said that everyone in China touches their mobile phone 150 times a day on average. I smiled. This is complete nonsense. Obviously just once, pick it up when you wake up and put it down before going to bed. 42. All the questions in the world can be answered by "none of your business" and "none of my business". 43. Life is not just the present, there are countless homework. 44. What are you nervous about? The college entrance examination score only determines which city you will go to play League of Legends in the next few years. Calm down. 45. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger. 46. Install a mirror on the stairs of the school to tell students that ugly people should read more books! 47. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out 48. How to explain your fatness gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.