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Funny thing about couplets: broken couplets lambaste Liang Taishou.

At the end of the Qing Dynasty, when Liang Dingfen, a Cantonese, was appointed as the magistrate in Wuchang, Hubei Province, he recruited some soldiers to patrol for a fee. Whether in winter or summer, these soldiers wear warm hats with red and green velvet tops, green sleeves and white heart-shaped red numbers, and yellow homespun pants, all of which are colorful.

Liang Dingfen's calligraphy

Recruited soldiers are also responsible for collecting exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous fees. The locals are full of complaints. Someone wrote a couplet satirizing Liang Dingfen: "I don't know at first glance, and my mouth is divided into two pieces;" Cut off 20 heads, and this body deserves eight knives. "Hengping" is "a gentleman on the beam". "

Liang Dingfen's calligraphy

"A gentleman on the beam" is an allusion to thieves. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a Chen Ya. One night, a thief sneaked into Chen Ya's house, climbed onto the roof and hid himself, intending to steal in the dead of night. Chen Ya found out secretly and didn't bother him. He got dressed and shouted to his children and grandchildren. Chen Ya gave them an aboveboard lesson, calling thieves "gentlemen on the beam" and saying that such people can also be changed. Hearing this, the thief lying on the beam jumped to the ground and kowtowed to Chen Ya. Frankly speaking, he wanted to turn over a new leaf. After playing here, people call the thief "a gentleman on the beam". This couplet jokes about Liang Dingfen's name and curses Liang Dingfen.

When Liang Dingfen knew about this, he was furious and wanted to find this person. Later, he finally found out that it was written by his student Yin Ya. Liang Dingfen will write a couplet: "You have an evil heart. How can you swallow it without a mouth?" The banner reads: "Yi Yin stole someone." This couplet also makes fun of the names of his students, and the language is equally clever.

Portrait of Liang Dingfen

Liang Dingfen (1859- 19 19), a scholar and bibliophile in the late Qing Dynasty, was born in Panyu, Guangdong. The word Xinghai is called Jiean. In the sixth year of Guangxu, he was a scholar and was awarded editorial review. He has served as a local judge, a provincial judge and a competent minister. Sexual integrity, repeated illegal power.

Guangya Middle School (formerly Guangya College)

During the Sino-French War, Beiyang Minister Li Hongzhang advocated peace blindly, and Liang Dingfen impeached Li Hongzhang for six capital crimes, accusing him of mishandling the Sino-Vietnamese issue when negotiating with France. So, she pleaded guilty to Cixi, who was demoted by five levels for the crime of "illegal dissolution", and went to Taichang Temple to be a small official of Lesi. She wrote a small seal of "dismissed from office for 27 years" and resigned angrily.

Nanjing Zhongshan academy

Later, he was employed by Zhang Zhidong to give lectures at Guangya College in Guangdong and Zhongshan College in Jiangsu, and served as the editor-in-chief of Chang Yan Daily. Before the Revolution of 1911, there was an anti-imperialist main battle thought. Many poems are generous and cynical, and they are also called "four schools of modern Lingnan" with Luo Biao and others.