Ten jokes: selling acupuncture points on the pulse

1: In line at a fast food restaurant, a beautiful woman in front ordered a bowl of jiaozi. As a result, she turned around and bumped into me, and jiaozi spilled all over me. . .

Looking at the beauty's panic, I said, "Never mind, just wash a jiaozi!"

As a result, the beauty said, "* * *, you accompany me to pack jiaozi."

My brother said, "Good! It's no problem to stay with you for a few more nights! "

2. Colleague, female, one day, her husband cooked for her and left without saying anything. A new male colleague asked: Who was that man just now?

She replied: take-away delivery.

The new colleague asked again: Why didn't you give money?

She said: no need to give it, just sleep with him at night.

The new colleague gave her an instant look and was silent. most

3. A woman came home angrily and shouted to her husband, "I just bought a big suitcase. I'm fed up with you. I'm going to pack my things and go back to my family! "

The husband said without looking up, "It's late, your mother has come. She just had a quarrel with your father and came with a big suitcase! " "

4. Walking behind a father and son last night, I heard the following conversation: Dad said, "You should listen to mom and dad, be good, don't be naughty", and the son said, "Why don't you listen to grandma?" Dad said, "Dad listens to grandma very much." The son added, "That grandmother told you not to hit me. Do not hit me. Why can't you stop! "

Suddenly one day my girlfriend told me a good news, saying that she

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