Funny advertising jokes

You will get 2 points for your answer 1. A couple comes to register at the marriage registration office.

The manager asked the woman: "What is your name?"

The woman said: "I am Li Jiefen."

The manager said: "I I knew you were getting married, but I just asked what your name was."

The woman said: "I am Li Jiefen!"

The administrator said: "It's really crazy. Alas! I’m too lazy to argue with you. What’s your name?”

The man said, “I’m Wu Jinguang.”

The administrator said, “Yes. Don’t you dare tell me? There’s no one else here, and I don’t dare to tell you my name. What’s your name?”

The man said, “I’m talking about Wu Jinguang.”

2. A couple named Li gave birth to a son named Aben. One day, Li Ben suddenly left home and refused to return, so the couple went to the police station to report the crime.

The police officer asked the husband: "What is your name?"

The husband replied: "Li Guangxian"

The police officer asked the woman again: "What is your name?" ?"

The woman replied: "Wugang lives."

The policeman said angrily: "What are you doing here?"

The couple shouted in unison. Answer: "Steady and stupid.

3. The highest state of playing on the phone

A student asked the professor a question about the philosophy of life: "Professor, I want to ask, angry, angry, and shocked. We both can't laugh or cry, what's the difference? ”

The professor said: “I will do an experiment for you to see, and it will be easy for you to get married.” "

So he opened the phone book, randomly found a phone number named PK, and called him. The call was connected, and the professor pressed the speaker button to let the students hear clearly...

Professor: "Can I ask Tony Leung's degree? "

PK boy: "You typed the wrong number! ”

Professor: “It’s not easy to act wild!” Is Tony Leung Chiu-wai related? ”

PK boy: “You made a mistake! "With that said, he hung up the phone.

After that, the professor immediately called again...

Professor: "What is Tony Leung's degree? "

PK boy: "Here you go! You typed the wrong number. ”

Professor: “Excuse me, what is Tony Leung’s degree?” "

PK boy: "Your mother is crazy about marrying. "Hang up the phone again.

The professor told the student: "He is just angry! Follow me so you can see what's going on! "

The professor made another call...

Professor: "Excuse me, is Tony Leung Chiu-wai's degree? ”

PK boy: “Are you in need of five elements?” I want to recruit Tony Leung Chiu-wai to join China Star! You old mother, if you have the guts, just hit her and let me see..." After saying that, he hung up the phone harder.

The professor told the students: "It's just anger. Follow me so you can see what's happening! "

Then, the professor made another call. This time, it took a while for someone to answer the phone. As soon as the call was connected...

PK boy: "I'll beat your lungs! bYour mother..." Just as he was cursing...

Professor: "Excuse me, are you a PK kid? ”

PK boy: “Oh! I'm really sorry, because someone played a prank first, and I didn't mean to make trouble for you..."

Professor: "It's not important, what's the point of Tony Leung Chiu-wai? "

PK boy: "Wow! You servant..." This time, the professor hung up the phone before PK boy finished making trouble.

The professor told the student: "It's because I'm so excited. Do you understand?"

The student replied: "I completely understand!"

The student nodded: "But... what's wrong with me?"

The professor smiled and called the same number again. The other party quickly picked up the phone...

PK boy ∶ "Hey!!! You idiot, do you want to play wild?"

Professor: "I am Tony Leung, has anyone called me first..." Experience points, the answer can be accepted Increase experience and wealth simultaneously