Funny sentences jingle.

If all beings are old, people will die young if they have feelings! If you don't want to get old and die young, you'd better talk to me. What are some funny sentences that are fluent? Here are some interesting sentences I brought from Mei Wen. Com are all jingles, welcome to read!

Selected interesting sentences are fluent.

1) Little mouse, get on the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't get down, meow meow, the cat is coming, and jabber down.

2) Zhou skinned, 5 1 year-old, stealing chickens in the middle of the night. We are playing games and scratching Zhou skinned.

3) Don't blow-it's easy to get dusty, don't-it's easy to be punished, don't pretend-it's easy to get hurt and get wet.

4) Someone borrows money from you every three days, and you are tired; You are tired of borrowing money from others every now and then.

5) The whole world knows that it is good to wrangle. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.

6) Bitterness of drivers: endless smiling faces, endless good words, endless cigarettes and unclear fines.

7) The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, whoever drinks is afraid, one for you and one for me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.

8) When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog. When you find your goal, you are a Baha 'i dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.

9) Do what you should do, watch what you should see, and give you advice on what you should see, but it's not enough to give advice, and you have to hide in the dark to frame it.

10) Good wife standard: derailed and lovely, strictly ambitious, not spending money, spending money with taste!

A complete collection of interesting sentences.

1) Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

2) You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

3) When one person dies, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other, and four people are strangers to strange bedfellows.

4) I am not a good reader, so my parents forced me to come. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

5) A handsome young man is a beauty on the waves. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.

6) widen the saw, widen the saw, and sing a big play in front of grandma's house; Pick up your daughter and invite your son-in-law and nephew boy to go.

7) Everyone in the world knows that Tao is good, and it is everywhere. As long as you can make a lot of money, you don't need moral conscience.

8) Kiss you a little, take a big bite, chew you a big bite, and the young couple will become Sanxin.

9) I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and took only a bundle of cabbage.

10) Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, you have to give in when you quarrel, and you have to hold on when you are beaten!

1 1) Four white bars: grass-roots police station, township tax office, bank credit unit and bare station.

12) praise a deer as a horse, promote flatterers, suffer from being a cow and a horse, and get rid of being alone.

13) whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction should be powerful, getting into trouble is a patent, pretending to be a stunt, and the whole person depends on talent and fate. Anyway, I will never be restless!

14) Beauty, I love you. I will write a love song for you. The theme is I miss you very much. It's all about missing you. Ask me what I think of you and swear that I will catch up with you.

15) I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.

16) Mahjong Wind Most people are working, a few are eating and drinking, most are practicing Qigong, a few are busy telling fortune, and many are playing Fangcheng.

Mei Mei, I love you as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!

18) lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends have a runny nose.

19) Four ideals: bombing the Himalayas, walking in the solar system, tiling the Great Wall of Wan Li, and vowing to turn my wife into a fairy.

There are four eccentricities in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents.

2 1) supreme instruction: wash your hands before and after meals; Wash your hands when you come back from abroad; Wash your hands after riding; Wash your hands when you touch the east and west.

22) Today's phenomenon: Many beautiful women open magazines, open TV advertisements, pick up newspapers and read articles with many signatures.

23) All beings are old, and people will die young if they have feelings! If you don't want to get old and die young, you'd better talk to me.

24) See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

25) White and white, ears erect, hear the beep of the mobile phone, put down the radish and vegetables, and send a message quickly.

26) The pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he meets a mistress, talking nonsense when he meets a lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

27) Meet in the network and fall in love in the network. Sweet words are entangled! How confusing it is to say! By the way, my friend, find out the gender first!

28) If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life!

29) Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

30) Hello, hello, you eat straw, your hair is more than meat, you like to take a bath with rice soup, and you say that your skin care effect is very good. You are a rare clown.

3 1) A long relationship is pork pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and we want to be a pig with a tail; Don't be a pig in your mouth.

32) Handsome, handsome, with hair like kelp, wearing a sack, and tying shoelaces around his waist, he likes to play tricks if he has nothing to do! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? Actually, it's the second generation of nerves!

33) things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste products. Celebrities who drink too much are called Brewmaster, while mortals who drink too much are called alcoholics.

I came to your window again tonight. Why don't you show your head on the curtain? I have a crush on you for so many years, and I won't say anything tomorrow!

35) Men's mixed hair falls backwards; Men don't mix well, their hair leans forward. Women mix clothes and wear less; Women don't mix well and dress like an old lady.

36) cowardly man's article: poor, white, incompetent, disabled limbs, abnormal facial features, six gods without a master, unlucky, narrow escape, very timid.

37) I will bend your back, bend your legs, break your spine, hit your head on your eyes, cover your ass, get you a microphone, let you walk against the wall and vomit blood.

38) A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he doesn't eat or take medicine, but just swallows it with his mouth. Do you think piggy is stupid? He is still giggling.

39) Dinosaurs, well done, are called dancing; Being in a daze, doing well is cool; Cheat money, well done.

40) Don't look thin, I'm covered in muscles; Although I am black, my face shines; My head can be broken and my hairstyle can never be messed up; Blood can flow, shoes can't be oiled.