Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Why is Huang, who is arrogant and conceited, so happy when he learns that his daughter worships Hong Qigong as a teacher?

Why is Huang, who is arrogant and conceited, so happy when he learns that his daughter worships Hong Qigong as a teacher?

Since the death of Wang Zhongyang, the avatar, the ashes of time, the remaining four have been fighting for decades, and they have always been evenly matched. Whose martial arts is the best in the world. However, if you want to say who is the best in the world, it is definitely evil yellow!

Huang is not only skilled in martial arts, but also very shrewd. Metaphysics such as five lines of gossip Daoism is somebody else's trump card. For others, economic strategy and military arrangements are just a small test; If it is elegant, people are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting; If it is pragmatic, people are familiar with farmland water conservancy; Even Huang Rong's exquisite and sharp cooking skills are all from the Yellow Sect! Hong Qigong has always regretted why he didn't meet such a good cook as Huang Rong. Otherwise, I wouldn't be a bachelor. I've always been called Hua. In fact, he has already met him, but it's Huang!

Huang's skill is naturally that his eyes are above the top and his eyes are clean. Besides, he is stubborn and eccentric. In Jin Yong's works, his conceit has reached the effect of comedy! When he met the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River, he still didn't make a move. Huang coldly threw out a sentence: "You seven people are going to commit suicide quickly, so as not to suffer more when I shoot." When meeting with Sha and Huang, he simply said, "If you want me to make way, I'm afraid you don't deserve it. If anyone wants to die, get under my crotch. " Then these guys and their owners, Hong Yan Honglie and Yang Kang, really helped the old and young people through his legs. ...

It is said that he obeyed the teacher's orders and didn't dare to preach his son's martial arts, so that he fell at the door of the "deadwood master of Xianxia School", but Huang sneered: "deadwood is not a master at this point. What kind of master can be called a master? The martial arts of Xianxia School are not worthy of our shoes. " In Niujia Village, Huang forced people who met for the first time to get married on the spot. Cheng Yaojia said shyly, "I, I want my dad to be the master ..." Huang quit and cried, "I want to be a master! If your father refuses to accept it, tell him to come to me and make a gesture! " Cheng Yaojia said that his father can't do martial arts, but he can only do accounts and write. Huang was shocked and said something that made people unable to eat: "It's better than doing accounts and writing!" Well, speaking of counting, who has counted me in this world? "

Huang has a peerless charm, but every time I watch these clips, I always feel that he is a naive strange old man who always bears a grudge against gambling, just like Zhou! And Huang is so arrogant and conceited that he has to prove himself to others everywhere. After learning that his only daughter was worshipping in Hong Qigong, his reaction was reasonable and surprising! Hearing Huang Rong shout "Master, Master", he rushed to Hong Qigong. Yellow first one leng, confirmed that Huang Rong has joined the door of Hong Qigong, yellow was overjoyed. He said, "Brother Seven is jealous, and brother is grateful. It's just that my little daughter is naughty, and I hope the seventh brother will discipline him more. " While making a deep bow to Hong Qigong!

You know, Huang has always regarded Hong Qigong as a lifelong competitor! In Guiyun Village, Lu Chengfeng, Mei Chaofeng was surrounded by Quanzhen Sect, Six Monsters in Jiangnan, Guo Jing, Huang Rong and others. Because of blindness, Mei Chaofeng can't beat Guo Jing's "Dragon's Fifteen Palms", and life and death are uncertain. Huang appeared and carried Mei Chaofeng out, but not to save her life, but to ask her to come and fight again, so as to avoid rumors that the apprentice could not beat the apprentice who had been calling Hua, and Guo Jing didn't want to fight again. You only know fifteen hands, and Mei Chaofeng is defeated by you. Is it so powerful to keep calling flowers? "The revenge of killing her husband is nothing. The most important thing in this world is the struggle for fame and fortune of Huang Hehong. ...

"The life of Chongyang is not weaker than that of others", which is Wang Zhongyang's last words engraved on the coffin of the ancient tomb school. I think Huang can also change this sentence to "A pharmacist is not inferior to others all his life" and engrave it on his Yu Di as his motto! And the only lover, Huang Rong, is not studying technology at home, but he has to worship at Hong Qigong's door and be his little apprentice. According to Huang's consistent logic, doesn't this mean that Huang is not as good as presbyopia?

Even before Hong Qigong accepted Huang Rong, he hesitated, or Huang Rong dared. Hong Qigong hardened his heart: "If I accept you as an apprentice, will Huang Can bitter still eat me?" Why didn't Huang have any uncomfortable reaction after learning about this, but he felt sincerely happy? I'm afraid there are three reasons, and the third is the most important!

First, there is a tradition of "changing children to teach" in ancient times.

In ancient China, there has always been a tradition of "changing the teachings of children". There is a saying in Mencius that a gentleman does not teach his son, but "teaches him by changing his son" because: "If the situation is not good, the teacher must be right and wrong, and then get angry. If you continue to be angry, you will be defeated. The master taught me to be right, but what the master did was not right. Also a father and son. If father and son are estranged, it will be evil! In the vernacular, this series of words means that if children want to be effective, they must harden their hearts and vigorously promote the right path. If children don't follow the right path, Master will naturally get angry, and Master's disciples may be dissatisfied with each other. If they are educated by their fathers, in the long run, there will be resentment and alienation between father and son. This is the worst thing in the world!

Huang Laoxie is well-read from ancient times to the present, and naturally knows the truth that "a gentleman can move his son to teach". Besides, he regarded Huang Rong as a baby with eyeballs, so spoiled that he couldn't even do the first step as Mencius said, and his heart couldn't harden at all. All he has to do is cook Huang Rong a good meal and say, "Dad, you don't love Rong Er, you don't love Rong Er." He doesn't even have a place to tamper with it. How can I teach my daughter skills well? So Huang Rong kept his father's martial arts collection until he was fifteen or sixteen years old, but his martial arts was still mediocre. Even Hesha can't cook these miscellaneous fish. If another famous teacher can teach her skills well without interfering with her daughter's feelings, Huang certainly welcomes her!

Second, Huang looks down on the world, but he will not look down on the "Huashan Five Musts".

Second, Huang is above the world, but he won't look down on any one of the "Huashan Five Musts". At the end of winter, the mountains are closed by heavy snow. Huashan talks about swords, saying it with his mouth and hitting it with his hand. In this heavy snow, for seven days and seven nights, Wang Zhongyang was finally put on the road of honor. They are not a life-and-death competition, but friendly exchanges. In addition to being lifelong opponents, they are lifelong confidants! Think of "Demonbane" seeking failure alone. He only sought failure once in his life, but he didn't get it. He can only bury his sword in the grave, take carving as his friend, and finally die of depression. How lucky it is to have an opponent's "Huashan Five Musts"!

Even Ouyang Feng, the villain with the worst character, is regarded as a respectable opponent by the other four of the Five Wonders. Hong Qigong couldn't bear to kill him several times, and when Ouyang Feng sent relatives and friends to his nephew, Huang would be very happy to see Ouyang Feng's sincerity. Daughter worship in Hong Qigong door can be compared with yourself, will naturally like to see Ouyang Feng sincere relatives and friends, very happy. What's more, Huang knows that Hong Qigong has always refused to accept his disciples, and teaching people martial arts has always been a job. His daughter is really lucky to be taught by him!

Third, Hong Qigong is Huang's most admired person.

Apart from respecting Hong Qigong, he, like himself, is one of the few martial arts experts. If the theory of character, Hong Qigong is also the kind of person that Huang Yisheng respects most! Huang said that he hates secular etiquette and sages. He said that these are all things that deceive stupid men and women. Some words of "saints" are nonsense and false respect ... This is not Huang's opposition to "loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness" itself, but by advocating benevolence and righteousness to oppose hypocrisy and fabricating "sages are the fiercest" to "educate". In his eyes, these false sages only advise others to die, but they don't die, just as Zhuangzi said: "saints don't die, thieves don't stop!"!

No matter what kind of small role the other party is, Huang Dou sincerely respects those who are true to the world and practices the journey of "loyalty, filial piety and benevolence"! In the misty rain building in Jiaxing, Ouyang Feng flattered Huang with the head of a university teacher, saying that it was boring to hear that this person was telling students the truth of being a loyal dutiful son, so he was cut off. "You and I, ashes of time, like-minded!" ! Who knows that Huang's face changed greatly after hearing this, saying that he is the most loyal and filial son in his life. He bent down to dig a hole and buried his head, kowtowing respectfully for three times! Ouyang Feng was rejected this time because, like many people, he misunderstood Huang's meaning. I didn't know that Huang only opposed the hypocrisy of fools, not the big festival of loyalty and filial piety!

Hong Qigong, on the other hand, was chivalrous all his life, helping the poor and practicing "loyalty, filial piety and benevolence". After the "condor shooting", everyone settled accounts around Qiu. Seeing that it was even, Qiu said, "Qiu is the only one here. If anyone has never killed anyone or done anything bad in his life, please come up and do it. If you lead your neck, you will die. If you frown, you will not be a good person! " Eden, Yu Qiao, Zhou, Ying Gu, Guo Jing and Huang Rong were all ashamed, but they were afraid to make moves. After the rock, he flew to dog stick, Hong Qigong, and chopped at Qiu, the old man named Hua. He didn't do anything wrong in his life, killing 23 1 person, all for the sake of justice, shoveling evil and getting rid of evil!

One of the few people who are still alive in the "Five Wonders of Huashan Mountain", Ouyang Feng, is evil and unjust, and Duan Zhixing is trapped by his little kindness and lives in seclusion. Only Hong Qigong is a great warrior! Huang's mouth will never say, I'm afraid I know that you can't compare with the old man in this passage, but your daughter can win the attention of this man and accept him as a disciple. How could Huang Can Shi Yao not like it?

Seeing Hong Qigong as a lifelong opponent is Huang's dignity as a martial arts master. Huang was overjoyed to learn that her daughter had entered Hong Qigong's door. That's a fatherly heart like Huang! After entering Hong Qigong's door, her daughter not only has the support of her father, but also has the protection of top masters. From then on, she can learn to be two experts. Anyway, she always earns her own money!