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My colleague's car was stolen.

Go to the parking lot to pick up the car and find that the headlights are damaged! And there are many scratches! There are no accident vehicles nearby! But fortunately, there is a note under the wiper, which was left by the perpetrator. I picked it up and looked at it. It said, "Sorry, I accidentally bumped into your headlights when reversing. Everyone who witnessed the scene nodded and smiled at me when I left this note. They thought I wrote your name and phone number, but I didn't. .