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1. Humorous short, good morning, warm words.

1, sunny, better than all the darkness in the past, good morning.

2, life is n

Humor is short, and good morning and warm words are short.

1. Humorous short, good morning, warm words.

1, sunny, better than all the darkness in the past, good morning.

2, life is n

Humor is short, and good morning and warm words are short.

1. Humorous short, good morning, warm words.

1, sunny, better than all the darkness in the past, good morning.

2, life is not in vain, cherish every expenditure you spend, one day, they will bloom like flowers, amazing our life. Good morning.

Do what you want while we still have breath. Good morning!

4. butterflies send me thoughts of you in the morning; Sparrows are gentle in the morning and send my love to you; The warm sunshine in the morning gives you my happiness, and the sweet rain in the morning gives you my mood. Good morning.

5, as long as the heart is full of sunshine, it can be hot every day, good morning.

I don't know how high the sky is, but I know that I can get closer to the sun on tiptoe. May time live up to time and youth live up to time. Good morning!

7, hope, only with hard work, talent is a tiger. Good morning.

8. If the career is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. Good morning, a new day.

9. Have a peaceful mind, find the way you should go at the same time, and then work hard and you will find your own happiness and happiness. Good morning!

10, in order to do what you like in the future, you must do what you should do now! Good morning!

1 1. If you don't fight for what you want, you will never get it. Good morning.

12, a bottle of coke makes you happy, a bottle of eye-catching makes you awake, a bottle of Fanta makes you happy, a bottle of fruit orange makes everything you think come true, a bottle of iced tea makes June cool and summer, and a bottle of my greetings makes you smile.

13, remember: the sun is new every day, don't let down the beautiful morning light. Mao Ning

14, sail, not hanging on the mast, is a useless piece of cloth; A mast without sails is an ordinary pillar; Ideal, without action, is an illusory fog; No ideal action is an endless road. Good morning.

15. Every morning, with the sunshine on the road, the fresh air purifies the soul, and the clouds all over the sky turn into colors. Give yourself a smile and tell yourself that today will be more exciting. Good morning.

2. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, peace is compassion, gentleness is goodness; No dispute is friendship, and forgiveness is letting go. Every morning is a free and easy reason to separate the past from the present. The past is the beginning of forgetting, just to say "good morning" to you.

2. The morning light strolls into the window screen, hoping to fill your cheeks. The morning light opens your heart, and your self-confidence gradually sublimates, saying good morning, beating the air, full of vitality and blooming. Good morning, friend.

3. Dude, is there a timetable today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!

4. The message has arrived. Good morning! If I wake you up and know that your dream has not been completed, don't complain. Rub your confused eyes, wash your sleepy face, have a nice breakfast and start your beautiful day. Good morning, dear friend!

5. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

6. There is a person in this world who has been waiting for you. No matter when and where, you know there is always such a person. Before this person appears, you should learn to love yourself for this person! Good morning!

7. May the first sunshine bring you a hundred times of energy, the first greeting bring you refreshment, and the first sentence doesn't make you nervous. The first sentence is' good morning'!

8. Spring, summer, autumn, winter, and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

9. Happy sunshine shines in, fresh air gives people care, smiles the sweetest, and realizes dreams for the future. I sincerely wish you happiness and a good mood every day. Good morning!

10, this scenery is really beautiful. The nightingale in the Woods just woke up from her sleep. They whispered good morning to each other. After a pause, they became louder, and little sparrows, spotted chickens, thrush birds and magpies were singing. A flock of crows flew from nowhere, screaming and passing through the treetops, facing the sun. This morning full of music is so intoxicating. Accustomed to city life, I am enjoying the morning light in the mountain village at the moment, which is beyond description!

3. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, there is a feeling called happiness, a heartbeat called happiness, a blessing called good morning, and morning represents a new day. I wish you a good feeling, feel your heartbeat and have a perfect new day. Good morning.

2. Send you a cup of morning tea: take fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle reminders as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water and generous tolerance as cups. May you have a good mood one day and good luck in one season. Good morning!

3. The temperature drops, the sound of falling flowers is known by the wind, the feeling of missing is known by the heart, the cold temperature is known by the winter, and my blessing is known by you. In early winter, I send warm wishes. Good morning!

4.10,000 bright futures are not worth a warm gift; Every real present is the future we once imagined. May you love the present and dream of the future. Good morning!

5, early happiness knocks on the door, early happiness will wake you up, early luck will kiss your cheek, early wishful thinking will accompany you, I wish you an early dream come true, good morning!

6, coffee, the warmth of a ray of sunshine; Bread, a sweet greeting to baking; Jam, a morning fragrance. Good morning, dear. I miss you.

7. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up. Haha, make you laugh in the morning!

8. Stir fragrant coffee with health, bake raw wheat bread with happiness, and wake up happy you with warmth; Wash your face in sunshine, brush your teeth in sunny days, smile and cheer yourself up. Good morning.

9. Innocent cold, trees are shaking, grass is shaking, old cows are burning charcoal to keep warm, rabbits are wearing down jackets, ants have bought warm water bags, and even Xiao Qiang is hibernating. Please put on more clothes quickly. Good morning!

4. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, everyone should go their own way, whether they are tired or not, their feet know. Experienced the gathering and dispersion of fleeting time, experienced the warmth and coldness of human feelings; I have experienced many things and learned to heal myself. Suffering, self-release; Have fun, have fun. Wind and rain know life, but life is difficult to understand. In fact, life is a feeling, an experience and an understanding. Good morning!

Looking back on that year, I gradually faded away, and it was difficult to settle down. In this life, I hope I will go crazy. If we meet next year, we will give up glitz and never change; I only know that the world of mortals is comparable, and the end of the song is over. For a moment, I was drunk and listened to the string break. The mirror is empty and the moon is half broken. Good morning!

We are newcomers, and we have our own pride and ideals. I love the light of freedom in this world, and I also love the flowers in the fields in the rebellious times. We are 8090, we are all the same. It is also the madness of youth. Good morning!

When solving the problem, don't be confused by the superficial phenomenon of the problem. To find the crux of the problem, only by grasping the crux of the problem can we fundamentally solve the problem. Good morning!

Advantages and disadvantages are always two sides, such as nuclear energy. Should I love it more or hate it more? This problem really puts mankind in a dilemma. Good morning!

6. Don't envy the wealth in life, only the great contribution in life. Good morning!

7. Some people, you can't see clearly, not because you are too far away, but because you are too close. Good morning!

8. I gradually know that caring too much about others will often hurt myself; Gradually know that there will be fewer and fewer people who are good to themselves as time goes by; Gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, and many things can only be owned once; I gradually understand that being sincere to someone may not be rewarded, but the person you ignore may value you the most. Good morning!

9. Sometimes, a person walks into your heart unconsciously. Only when he is gone will you have a long gaze. This gaze is not the sweetness of love, just chewing silently. It tastes bitter and astringent and can only be tasted by one person. I didn't believe in love once, but now I do. What is happier in the world than being loved is to love; More fortunate than being loved is to find someone worthy of love in the vast sea of people. Good morning!

10, sometimes we live tired, often because we can't let go of our face. Vanity is infinitely expanding, which blinds the true self, can't tell what needs and desires are, regards others' eyes as the standard of behavior, regards others' compliments as the reward of life, and is completely lost in the secular maze. Take your face off and put it in your pocket. You will find that life is really not that heavy. Good morning!

5. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, even if you are sad, smile. Learn to be cold-blooded, only for those who are good to me. Learn to be lonely, no one will protect you as a treasure.

2. Life is a mirror. An optimist sees his smile, a pessimist sees his bitterness.

3, a smile is a clear spring, spreading coolness to summer; Smile is a kite, flying freely in the sky.

4, the smile of life can affect the wet mood and erase the unpleasant colors.

5. Smile is a kind of temperament, temperament benefits from cultivation, smile is a realm, and the realm depends on tempering. When we meet and laugh, we forget the grievances, but the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze.

6. Smiling is a manifestation of a good mood, indicating that the bottom of my heart is peaceful and happy; Smiling is the expression of kindness to life and optimism, which shows that psychology is full of sunshine.

7. Life is understanding, and life is facing reality with a smile. Life is about crossing the barriers of the mind, making the mind calm and indifferent to fame and fortune. Life is to look beyond obstacles to the future. Life is to have a scale on yourself to measure good and evil.

8, smile, smile again, let all smiles wander in happiness, don't let any smile stay in the gap of life.

9. Smile is a magical power, which can give people beautiful enjoyment; Smile is an endless stream of sweet spring, which can give you unlimited power.

10, smiling is a sign of self-confidence and a positive attitude towards one's charm and ability; Smile is the natural expression of sincerity and kindness in the heart, which shows the generosity and kindness in the heart; Smiling is a correct understanding of the meaning of work and shows the spirit of dedication.

6. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, gently open your eyes, the birds are happy and sweet; Slightly open the window, fresh and full of heart; Wash your face in a hurry and have confidence all day; Go out and see a happy one, saying good morning everywhere: good morning!

Try to greet the morning glow with hope every day, send away the afterglow with laughter, and fill every night with happiness. Then, we will live more fully every day. Good morning, a new day!

3. The morning breeze is breezy and autumn is strong, and today's good dreams come true. Travel early to welcome the sunrise, work hard every day and wish success!

4. People who take detours are smart because they have found shortcuts; People who bend the straight road are open-minded because they can see more scenery. The road is not at the foot, but in the heart. I wish you a safe and pleasant journey. Good morning.

5, not because life is too realistic, but because of disappointment with life; But know that life is too realistic, so live with your heart. Give yourself a hug.

6, warm sunshine, gentle breeze smile, long years, really blessed. Good morning, my friend. Good luck and never worry. Happy days are beautiful, and happiness can't run away!

7. Time is cruel, people are affectionate, and I keep thinking about you. Although I can't see you every day, I miss you every minute. Send a message early to say hello, even if there is this acacia bridge, I can't see you every day, so I have to say I miss you. An autumn rain and a cold, don't forget to add clothes when you get up early, take care of yourself!

8. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work!

9, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, just want to stay in bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly. The sky is gray and wild, and my whole body is lazy and itchy. I don't want to go to work or be busy. I have to remind you to add clothes. Have a nice morning.

10, good morning. A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the house of the God of Wealth and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my wishes for you are sincere.

7. Humor, brevity, good morning and warm words.

1, open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch the beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! May your mood be bright and your life be comfortable and boring!

2. The cock crows, gets up and stretches in the morning, stretching left and right. Finally, he has to twist his waist, brush his teeth, wash his face and look in the mirror. A day's life is really wonderful. What is the pig still dawdling about? He will be working soon.

3. Leaning on the shoulder of the sun, playing coquetry in the flowers, dreaming beautiful dreams in fairy tales, lying in the clouds, having a warm breakfast, kissing you dear and saying good morning.

Whether you are in the wind and rain or in the mountains and rivers, the benefit of life lies in making those lost days happy and perfect. A perfect life depends on you. Good morning, my friend!

5. Open your bright eyes, eliminate the interference of sleepiness, stretch a beautiful smiling face, and greet a happy day with good morning greetings and short messages. Good morning, my friend. I wish you a good mood today and a comfortable life and work!

6. There are my blessings to you in sunny places, my greetings to you in rainy places, and my beloved partner in places where short messages can reach. Good morning! I wish you happiness every day and always!

7. There is hope if you work hard, and the sun is always straight ahead. Do what you can and live the life you can. So, that's good. Many times, simplicity is happiness and happiness.

8. Find some leisure, find some time and ask friends out for a walk. Smile, wish and send messages to sincere friends. Time often has friends, but not often. Always take time to bless friends who don't always have happiness! Good morning!

9. Every effort in life is like a cry in the valley. You don't need to expect anyone to hear it, but the enduring echo is the reward of life, a new day and a new beginning! Good morning.

10, remind yourself every day not to forget your ideals and goals; Remind yourself every day, don't forget to study, don't forget to read. Remind yourself every day not to forget happiness and become a better self.

8. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, hold a bunch of morning light and gently rub it on your face, bringing you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see the hope in your eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!

2. Open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk in the evening, talk about home, and taste ordinary pleasure. Partner, good attitude, I wish you happiness and wonderful!

3. Open your bright eyes, eliminate the interference of sleepiness, stretch your beautiful smiling face and embrace a happy day. Good morning, my friend. I wish you a good mood today and a comfortable life and work.

4, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart. ...

In the morning, the cold atmosphere is as novel as milk, and the rising sun is like wishful thinking. Dawn, not only the sun shines, but also your kindness. Oh, good morning!

6. I slept well last night and woke up to smell the machine. Turn on the phone and have a look. The initial greeting message arrived. It is essential to reply a short message quickly and wish the other party well; Friends care about Lele, and a healthy life is wonderful. Good morning!

7. The beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friend. I wish you a good mood today!

8. The weather is cold and my heart is warm. My blessing to you is forever! People are far away, but their hearts are near! I miss you too! I wish a smooth and successful new day. ...

9. Have the simplest life and the farthest dream. Get up and enjoy the early morning this weekend!

10, no matter whether the tea is strong or weak, let the fragrance stay in my heart forever; Whether the distance is near or far, let the memories meet; No matter how many connections there are, I will always love you. Good morning.

9. Humor, brevity, good morning and warm words.

1, the sun is shining, the flowers are smiling at you, and the slacker is still sleeping. Send text messages to wake you up, urge you to get up early, and smile in the mirror. Fresh milk, soft bread and nutritious breakfast are already ready. Get up quickly, dear, good morning!

2. Missing you is a pleasure, missing you is a torment, and not loving you is a torture; Seeing you is a pleasure, thinking of you is an impulse, and dreaming of you is a kind of happiness; Being with you is what you want all your life, and loving you all your life is nothing. Good morning!

In order to see the sunshine, we came into this world, let the wind and rain be the clothes of the years, and let our hearts wander peacefully, without sadness or fear. Even if the sun goes down, it's not over, just to welcome the next bright arrival, just to say hello to the next warm world. Follow the sunshine, and our life will always be full of strength. Good morning!

4, like a sound, it is the wind blowing dew, enjoying a scenery, it is the bright moon decorating the starry sky; Indulge in a smell, that is, the orchid is full of empty valleys; I wish I have a partner who laughs when reading text messages. Good morning!

It's raining outside the window, and it's sweet inside. The sunshine falls on my heart, and the streamer dream surprises me. Break your dreamy eyes, travel healthily and happily, keep your blessings in your heart, hope to stick to your faith and say good morning warmly.

6, people live a lifetime, happiness is the most important. Having a healthy body, doing what you like with a happy mood and striving to realize your own value is the happiness of life. Life is short, cherish, cherish and care for everyone around you, friends, good morning! Let's start today with a smile!

7. As time goes by, your feelings and mine remain unchanged; Time flies, you and I are still concerned; The four seasons are reincarnation, and the thoughts are often remembered; Good morning and good night, full of greetings. From spring to summer, the road is long, and I am holding hands. With you by my side, friendship lasts forever and my heart is perfect. I wish you good morning every day, and happiness is treasured in my heart!

8. Shine you with sunshine, warm you with fragrant flowers, decorate you with good luck, beautiful you with a smile and bless you with happiness. Good morning, friend! May peace and health be with you and happiness be with you forever.

Have a good dream at night and wake up in a good mood. The green light is waiting for you all the way, and you are sure to have a smooth sailing. A day's plan lies in the morning, and a year's plan lies in the spring.

10, give you my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart! May everything go well with you from this morning, and your heart will be happy forever!

10. Humorous and short, good morning, warm words.

1, convincing yourself is the victory of thought; Touching yourself is the sublimation of the soul; Denying oneself is the transcendence of character; Conquering yourself is the maturity of life. As long as you grasp yourself, happiness is in your hands.

You won't get lost if you ask for directions, you won't have a dead end if you leave a retreat, and you won't have a dead end if you dare to turn back. Failure is not necessarily failure, and success is not necessarily achievement. You can escape from reality, but you can't escape from life. Good morning.

3, it is inevitable that you will come and go. Please don't care about those who make you angry, remember to cherish those who make you happy, and let those who set you free hide in your heart and devote yourself to a long life. Good morning.

We can't choose life, but we can choose to smile. Our dreams can fade, but we can still cross the canyon. Flat, not a road; Going through ups and downs is to enrich life. Wish you all the best!

The joy of life is to stand by the window and watch the flowers catch the rain; When you are bored, there will always be a little surprise; Party, drunken singing; In the face of lover, occasionally a little intimate; Turn on your mobile phone and receive my good morning message.

6. Only silent care. Elephants are invisible and only have lasting attention. Great love is speechless, only faint thoughts. True water has no fragrance, only deep thoughts. After many years, I still cherish a touch in my heart. Good morning.

7. Watching a funny movie can make people happy! Listening to a touching song can make people move! Smell the flowers and you will feel delicious! Clockwork and short happiness can make people happy! Friend, the news is coming again. Good morning!

8. Half-poor, half-rich, half-wise, half-foolish and half-virtuous. Half awake, half dreaming, half immortal. A word "half" just found the "degree" of everything in the world. Nothing in the world is perfect. Wish you a perfect life. Good morning.

9. There are several short messages. Ten sentences and eight sentences are too noisy for him, and more will turn into trouble. This message is just right. Four blessings and greetings come together: autumn leaves are floating with the wind, late autumn is coming, your body is well protected, and you are happy and worry-free! Good morning.

10. Smile is a ray of new green in spring, a ray of sunshine in autumn, a shade in the scorching sun and a plum blossom in the winter snow ... Smile at life and life will give you happiness! Good morning, friend!