Read a misspelled joke

The joke of mispronouncing is as follows:

1, when I was a child, my mother told a joke that someone read "shame" as "ghost".

2. When I was a child, I used to pronounce "Laoshan Taoist" as "Laoshan Taoist".

3. When my brother was a child, he always read "stingy" as "riding a wall"; "Miser" is pronounced "fence-sitter".

4. Two days ago, a primary school classmate came to see me. She called dropping out of school "dropping out of school".

5. I remember that at a national journalists' day party in CCTV, a hostess read the high-pitched word as "pit".

6. When we were singing karaoke at home, a little girl in the third grade next door said that she would sing a song with me: Pray for my birthday.

7. I have heard people say more than once: What would you like to drink? How about staring at the juice (orange juice)? Others call douchi beans "drums".

8, processing should read the third sound (chu); The tortuous Qu YingnianNo. 1 (text); Try to pronounce the third sound (tight); The bone marrow of the bone marrow should pronounce a third sound (no Chinese character sounds like it).

9. When I was in high school, the headmaster shouted on the school radio, "Let's do it!" .

10, reading or writing articles, students make mistakes, and the teacher will laugh when they are forced to write the same.

1 1. A chemistry teacher at school saw the gardenias in bloom and shouted, "The devil flowers smell good!"