Complete collection of idiom jokes, super funny idiom classic quotations

Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) affairs

Huozi drinking soup - shameless and obscene

Huozi becoming a disciple - shameless person< /p>

Burning paper on the grave - fooling ghosts

Farting in bed - being able to be literary (sniffing) and martial (covering)

Farting in bed - swallowing it all

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Open the coffin and shout to catch the thief - unjust death

Step on the tightrope with a big belly - take risks

Practice swimming in a large manure tank - really not afraid of death (Shit)

The Jade Emperor farts - air of dignity

Moldy grapes - full of bad water

Dancing with a machete on the cemetery - scary

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Stretching the bow in the cemetery - shooting (sex) ghosts

The dog eats tofu brain - can't hold its idle (title)

Driving a cart without a whip - relying on flattery< /p>

The business of the coffin shop - money for life and death

The kidnappers enter - self-control (feet)

The gecko lifts the door curtain

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Showing a small hand

Having a baby on the plane - high school student

Monk chanting - menstruation

Carrying the coffin Dropping one's pants - being impolite to death

Pole vaulting in the toilet - too much (feces)

Lighting a lamp in the toilet - seeking death (feces)

Pole vaulting in the toilet Firecrackers - feces shaking (fen)

Dragon King farts - airs of energy

The coffin stretches out its hand - even if you die, you want money

Eat iron bars and pull aluminum covers ——I actually made it from the butt

The old lady touched the switch-she was full of energy

The bastard had a boil on his butt——bad regulations (rotten turtle butt)

The bastard’s butt - regulations

The bastard standing on his head - there is a rule above (referring to the regulations from the superior)

A little bastard standing on top of the bastard - there are new regulations above

The tortoise does somersaults——-one rule after another

The fairy farts——extraordinary

Talking about storytelling on the plane——a series of empty words

Give You have three colors - you run a dyeing shop

The sun is full of gold teeth - you lie when you speak (yellow)

Blind people chat - you talk nonsense

A blind man wears glasses - you are pretending

Throwing bombs in a manhole - you arouse public outrage (dung)

A blind man learns embroidery - you are just trying to show off

< p>Having a baby is not called having a baby - scary

The bastard eats watermelon - rolling and crawling

Long live he fell into the well - didn't dare to work (fish) ) Your big driver

Gouged out his eyes and acted as a judge - blind to the end

The dung beetle is lying on the road - pretending to be a car!

The toad has no hair - just like the roots

The pig's nose is forked with onions - pretending to be an elephant

The rice is not cooked yet - it's boring

Two bulls fighting - a true (earning) bull comparison

Touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death (shit)

Looking at the sky with your buttocks turned - — Eyes without eyes

Fart in the belly button - how did you make the noise (think it)

Fart in the spittoon - think (the noise) is hard to stop

80-year-old virgin ——Resist Japan to the end.

The rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail.

Boiled balls in a paste pot - you are still angry when you say you are a bastard.

The old peacock spreads his tail - being sentimental

Pancakes and fruits are poisoned ——Don’t do this kind of thing

A toad has little hands behind its back——Long-term local leader

A toad crosses the road——It’s a camouflage little Jeep and you still run away

A toad with feathers on its back - a foreign bird

A toad with small hands on its back - a treasure in the palm of your hand

A toad yawns - with a loud tone

Please enjoy the collection of classic sayings:

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A short man rides a big horse - a dilemma between up and down

A short man rides on a tall horse - a dilemma between up and down

The dwarf sat on a high stool - out of reach

Then he dug out the seeds from the gourd - each one was missing

Then he dug his head into the fire pit - he held his breath and made a fire

Then Zhongtou drank water - reluctantly

The short man pushed his palm - the shot was not high

The short man climbed uphill - greedy for cheap

Arabic numerals 8 characters separate families ——Zero to zero (0:0)

Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis——Kuye (ye)

(It is a metaphor that the two masters are equally matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority, superiority or inferiority) . )

A Dou becomes the emperor - weak and incompetent

Fighting under the chopping board - unable to fly

The nun in the nunnery - no luck (husband) )

Take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old method

Play boxing in secret - fight for a while

An Lushan raised troops - rebelled against 4 children Joke 4 Love Joke 4 Judge Police and Thief 4 Joke

No matter what you do, consider the happiness of others first, you are a superman. Think about your own happiness first, you are just a human being. If you make others unhappy and you are unhappy yourself, you are a fool.

Chop the bones on the chopping board - simply do it

The frog on the shore - jump at the touch of a finger

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Level 8 Become a master at work - strive for excellence, learn to play percussion at the age of eighty - out of breath

The moon on August 15th - bright and upright

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - specializing in soft ’s pinch

The big cannon in the middle of the night - a blockbuster

Hold the charcoal and kiss - touch the nose and it will be black

Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life rather than your wealth

Potato-boiled yellow lotus - sharing the joys and sorrows

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Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - a big misfortune

Boiled dumplings in a teapot - can't be poured out

The demolished temple - no god

The bricks from the kiln - finalized

Garbage in the kitchen - trivial things

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The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time

The eldest man sat in the hall - shouting and drinking

Cannons to shoot sparrows - not enough money

Water flooded the Dragon King Temple - they did not recognize their own people

Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu

On the belly Sharpening the knife - so dangerous

Drumming in the belly - fluttering in the heart

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No chicken for twenty-one days - bad guy

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A moth flies into a flame - destroying itself

Blowing the flute on the plane - singing a high tune

Blowing the trumpet on the plane - making noise in the air (thinking)

Lighting up on the plane - clever

Hang a bag on the plane - to pretend to be cool (crazy)

Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle ( (Ping)

Dreaming on the plane - God knows

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Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless

Newly hatched chick - — A tough mouth but soft legs

Anti-aircraft guns fight mosquitoes - overkill

Dogs chase mice - meddle in other people's business

Dogs chase ducks - croak

< p>A dog has horns on its head - pretending to be a sheep

A dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on its mouth

A dog bites a mouse - it is meddling in other people's business

Playing a sheep The head is sold as dog meat - different inside and outside

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A girl from the He family marries the Zheng family - just right

A monk holding an umbrella - lawless

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Holding ice in arms - feeling chilled

Blowing the trumpet under the coptis tree - enjoying the hardship

Weasel greeting the chicken for the New Year - no good intentions The train blows the whistle - blowing (Famous) Quite a reputation

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Pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelons - be greedy for small things and lose big things

Jiang Taigong is fishing - those who are willing will take the bait

< p>Look at the moon with myopia - such a big star

Row a boat in a well - not much future

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Open the bow without firing the arrow - bluff< /p>

Confucius moves house - Jing Shu (lose)

Putting nails in pockets - everyone wants to get ahead

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Pulling grinding The donkey's harness broke - it spun around for a while

The piano player's lost songbook - no music

The lazy woman's bound feet - smelly and long

Tigers fighting - cannot be advised

Tiger hanging rosary beads - fake compassion

Tiger pulling cart - who can drive (dare)

Tiger butt - cannot be touched

Plucking hair from a tiger's head - I don't know how powerful it is

Swatting flies from a tiger's head - so brave

Plucking teeth from a tiger's mouth - courting death

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Lao Jiu's younger brother - Lao Shi (real)

Old cow chasing rabbit - too weak to use up his strength

A mouse crossing the street - everyone shouts to beat him

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The mouse gnawed the plate - it was all porcelain (words) The mouse met the cat - it was hard to escape

The mouse jumped into the chaff hoard - empty joy

The mouse got in In the bellows - two sides are angry

The mouse got into the bookcase - chewing words

Brothers on Liangshan - no acquaintance without fighting

Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house ——Be careful and cautious

Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou—don’t pay it back

Liu Bei beat Adou—to win people’s hearts

Liu Bei asked for a bride—made the fake come true

< p>Uncle Liu Huang cried in Jingzhou - scaring people with his tears

Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden - she was fascinated

The Dragon King jumped into the sea - returned to his hometown

The deaf man's ears - decoration

Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

Crossing the river stroking his beard - excessive modesty< /p>

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Mazi’s parachute jump--the sky is full of excitement

The camel among the horses--a superior one

Ma Di’s use of troops--exaggeration

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Ponytails as strings - not worth playing (talk)

Selling bean sprouts without a scale - grabbing them randomly

Blind people take to the streets - defiant

The cat eats the mouse - the law of the earth

The cat cries about the mouse - fake compassion, the donkey and the cow stand up to each other - do it with all your might

The stone in the pit - - Smelly and hard

Take medicine when you are not sick - ask for trouble

See peonies in a dream - think beautiful

Fire in the temple - panic Lost God

The carpenter wears the shackles - it is his own fault

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Selling the phoenix as a chicken - no distinction is made between high and low

Clay Bodhisattva Crossing the river - you can't save yourself

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The judge's daughter - the ghost girl

The ball is greased - round and smooth

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Seven orifices are open to six - nothing is known

Ride a donkey and read the songbook - we will see

Qin Qiong sells horses - there is no way

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The First Emperor of Qin destroyed the six kingdoms and unified the world

The grasshopper after autumn - he could not reach it for a few days

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On the hot pot The ants - round and round

The meat buns beat the dogs - there is no return

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The sorghum in autumn - Laolaihong

Looking forward to the moon at thirty nights - no hope

Walking on the beach - one step at a time

The waxing moon - pointed at both ends (treacherous) No need for an awl to put on shoes - Needle (really) works

Fetching water with fifteen buckets - seven up and eight down

Dung beetle moving - get out

Dung beetle going to restaurant - smelly and fastidious

The birthday boy holds the pipa - an old saying

Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows

Song Jiang's military advisor - Wu (Wu) Yong

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Sun Erniang opened a shop - not allowed to enter

Monkey Sun was wearing an undershirt - not half human

Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace - panicked

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel - powerful and small

Sun Wukong somersaults - a thousand miles away

Sun Wukong encounters Tathagata Buddha - there is a law that is difficult to use

Sun Wukong heard the golden hoop curse - headache

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The stolen gongs and drums - couldn't beat them

Looking for acne in the hair - faultfinding< /p>

Light on the head - clever

Lice on the bald head - obvious

Rabbit pulls the cart - jumping up and down

Rabbit Tail - not long enough to tie a thermos to the calf - the level is relatively high

The hunchback goes up the mountain - the front (money) is tight

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The nephew is lighting a lantern - Uncle Zhao (old)

The tortoise eats the weighing weight - determined

The tortoise laughs and the turtle - each other

The mosquito yawns - so big Tone

Turtles treat guests - all tortoises

Turtles laugh at tortoises - each other

Wu Dalang flies a kite - his shots are not high

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Put nails on the knees - too far from the hoof (question)

A blind man lights a lamp - in vain

A blind man walks on the street - arrogant

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A blind man recognizes a needle - it doesn't suit his eyes

Scallions mixed with tofu - one green (clear) and two white

The little monk chants sutras - with his mouth but not his heart

< p>The little loach jumps over the dragon's gate - delusional dream of becoming a dragon

The boy beats me - how unreasonable

The scholar encounters the soldier - the reason is unclear

Xu Beihong's horse ——Good to see but useless

Xu Shu entered Cao Ying——without saying a word

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The mute was beaten——it hurt but he did not comment

A mute eats Coptis chinensis - talking about suffering. A mute eats dumplings - he knows it well

A mute picks up gold - unspeakable joy

The Lord of Hell posts a notice - lies Continuous articles

Ye Gong loves dragons - duplicity

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p>Eating lotus root with one chopstick - specializing in picking your eyes

The water in the fish's mouth - going in and out

The moon follows the sun - borrowing light

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Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake

Zhang Fei threads a needle - big eyes stare at small eyes

Zhang Fei sells tofu - hard man The goods are not hard

Zhang Fei meets Li Kui - black versus black

Sesame blossoms - getting higher and higher

Sesame falls into the eye of the needle - what a coincidence

Zhou Yu hits the yellow cover - one is willing to hit, the other is willing to endure

Zhou Yu dies - angry to death

Zhu Bajie drinks the sharpening water - internal rust (Show)

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside

Putting onions in a pig's nose - pretending to be an elephant

Fetching water from a bamboo basket - all in vain

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Put oil on the awl - it is sharp and slippery

Whistle at night - to strengthen your courage

Be a monk for a day and ring the clock for a day - —Muddle along m

A blind man wears glasses - pretends to be smart

A blind man pulls a bellows - tinkers

A blind man peels garlic - bullshit< /p>

A blind man learns embroidery - a blind show of ability

A blind man takes to the street - arrogant

A blind man leads the way to the blind - nonsense

A blind man rides blindly Horse - trespassing

Needle hidden in ink - hard to find

Squid belly and pufferfish liver - black and poisonous

Monk in the temple - —No worries

The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like but inhumane

Fart in the temple-Grandpa Xun is here

In the temple The Buddha - has eyes but no eyes

The horse in the temple - has no energy (shocked)

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty

Jasmine Camel - how much does that cost

Moldy winter melon - full of bad water

Moldy lotus couple - bad intentions

Bee's butt - sting Head

Bee's eyes - protruding

Bee nest - hole

Bee sting - urgent

Bee flies To the colorful painting - empty joy

The coal goes into the water - it will never be cleaned up in a lifetime

The person who takes advantage of the coal - the black-hearted man

The shopkeeper of the coal shop ——Earn black money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak

The eyebrows are on fire - the eyes are red

Firecrackers are set off on the eyebrows - the disaster is In front of your eyes

Putting a ladder on your eyebrows means you can’t fit your face

Grassing your eyebrows and beard - regardless of priority

Having courage on your eyebrows - suffering in front of your eyes

Swinging on the eyebrows - Xuanhu

Pinching lice on the eyebrows - Eye color (lice)

I turned to sleep one by one

Pushing rice porridge with your eyes - why are you pretending to be stupid

My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom

Meixiang worships - they are all slaves

Dream Dinner together - greedy

Seeing Coptidis in a dream - thinking hard

Thinking of a daughter-in-law in a dream - a wonderful thing

A sparrow marries a daughter - - Blow and beat carefully

Sparrows drink river water - can't do it

Sparrows move - Qingqing chats

Sparrows fly into the photo studio - easy to talk to when meeting Difficult

The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, the stand is not small. The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy

The belly of the sparrow - narrow-minded

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The sparrow fell in the noodle vat - the mouth was mushy

The sparrow had a meeting - discussed in detail

The sparrow fell on the archway - the thing is not big, the shelf is not small< /p>

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of energy

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

Parachute jumping from pockmarked bags - the sky is full of excitement

Embroidering pieces of linen cloth - a waste of effort

Making dragon robes out of linen bags - not this material

Going into the water with linen cloth - Ning Bu Do it

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope - the wiring is wrong

Tie the tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it

Thread the embroidery needle through the hemp rope - pass However

Hanging an egg on a hemp rope - both ends are empty

Stringing tofu on a hemp rope - cannot lift it up

Pulling a light on a hemp rope - the wrong route

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There is * in the sack - I don't know what is right or wrong

Embroidery on the sack - one generation (bag) is not as good as one generation (bag)

Embroidery on the sack - the foundation is not good

Sesame oil fried tofu - spent a lot of money to thread the hemp thread through the eye of the needle - just passable

Sesame and willow tree to solve the board - not a serious material

Hemp stalks used as scales - no Ge Zhunken

Ma Huaer hangs himself——Kuigui

Sealed boat launch-opening is a disaster

Sealed boat launch-go with the tide

< p>The cat chants sutras - pretending to be a good person

The mouse in the cat's mouth - there is nothing left

The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly

The cat's claws reach into the fish tank Inside - want to get a handful

A cat dressed as a tiger - to show off its power

A cat has tiger gall in its belly - it cannot be fierce

An owl catches a mouse - Do good deeds and get reviled

The owl sings - barks indiscriminately

The cat guards the mouse hole - calmly

The cat is chased up the tree by the tiger - thanks Keep one hand

The cat plays with the mouse - coax it to play

The cat won't eat the dead mouse - pretend to be polite

The mouse in the cat's mouth - can't escape

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Cats catching mice and dogs guarding the door - their job

Fire roasting pancakes - no good products

Cotton ears - can't stand the blow

Cotton for walnuts - Eat hard and not soft. There are needles hidden in the cotton - there is hardness in the softness

Fire in the cotton pile - hopeless

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile ——Nowhere

Growing sesame seeds in the cotton field—killing two birds with one stone

Cotton ears—the roots are soft

The cotton stuffed the nose—it was uncomfortable to hold it in< /p>

The cotton roll is looking for the gong - no response

The cotton mallet is playing the drum - no sound

The cotton yarn is pulling the donkey - not reliable

Cotton pants have no legs - they are half cold

Cotton jackets are changed to leather jackets - getting better and better

Matchmaker praises the leap girl - the sky is full of excitement

Matchmaker proposes marriage ——Jingxuan said nicely

The matchmaker lost her way——no more to say

The matchmaker praised the girl——she spoke like a fairy

Crossing the river by feeling the stones —— Steady and Dangdang

Touching the light and having fun—— Playing tricks

Touching a few mice in the dark—— Hitting the wall everywhere

Blindfolding Guiza——No way The Right Way

Farting while covered with a quilt - swallowing alone

Pulling while blindfolded - wandering around blindly

The steamed buns contain bean dregs - people don't Praise yourself

Mazi is not called Mazi - he's cheating

Mazi is in charge - he has lots of ideas...

Mazi knocks on the door - he's tricking people

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Pockmarked face - full of shortcomings

Nails in the sack - exposed

Water chestnuts in the sack - forced to get out

< p>Making dragon robes out of sackcloth bags - not this material

Embroidery on sackcloth sacks - the foundation is too poor

Building bridges with hemp straw - quite impressive

Building a bridge with hemp stalks - sad

Although the sparrow is small - it has both liver and gallbladder

The sparrow flies following the weaving - staying up all night in vain

The hemp rope is dipped in water - tight Step up

Ma Noshu's solution to the board - not serious material

Hitting a tiger with a ma stick - no pain or itching

Mazi's photo...his face is full of pain Good looking

Reading on horseback - we'll see

When Ma Daha was an accountant...it was all a mess

Malaysian coffee - intriguing

A horse's spoon touches the rim of a pot - a common occurrence

A horse's bit is put on an ox's mouth - Hu Le

The road is not called a road - fair

(①A metaphor for justice. ②Fair and reasonable. ) Horse tail carrying tofu - cannot be skewered

A wasp crossing the river - bringing (evil) poison

A wasp stings a bald man - without covering or covering

A fly in a manger - eating for nothing

Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes

A fish in a net, a bird in a cage - unable to escape

< p>Looking at peonies on the gazebo - being a ghost is also romantic

Looking at the wind and fluttering at the shadow - all in vain (a metaphor for gaining nothing.

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The snail on the mast - relying on the sky to eat

The spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer

Wast sting, scorpion Tail - can't be offended

Making a horse tail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)

Horse fighting - see the question (hooves)

Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip over

Hindsight - too late

Ponytail twisting rope - no effort required

Tie ponytail to ponytail - you kick I kick too, and you hit me too

The fly in the horse's spoon - a mixed meal

The horse lifts its hind legs - shows off its strength

Hornet's nest - Can't be poked

Ant carries a snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost

Ant's mouth grinds the plate - the strength of its mouth ant climbs a broom - all roads are open

Ant Locked in a birdcage - there are many ways

Ant talks - meets

Ant urinates in a book - does not know (show) many words

Ant moves a millstone ——A waste of effort

A stab in the neck of an ant is not a tube that bleeds

Ant drags a mouse - the heart is full but the strength is insufficient

The ant moves - everyone moves Mouth

The ants are picking up insects - all of them are working hard

The mantis on the back of the ant - shouldering the heavy responsibility

A knife on the ant's head - no flesh and blood

Ant eats fireflies - it lights up in its belly

Ant eats chaff - it's so shameless

Ant moves Mount Tai - it's cruel

< p>Ant carries a big tree - not overestimated

The ant wears a hat on his head - he wears a hat randomly

The ant meets the chicken - he deserves it

The ant Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - using the big frame to scare people

Grasshoppers carrying bricks - being overwhelmed

Grasshoppers fighting roosters - overestimating their abilities

Grasshoppers Sneezing - mouth full of green grass

The grasshopper climbs onto the bean rack - the little thing uses the big rack to scare the grasshopper's body - cartilage

The grasshopper sees blood - sting ( Stare) and hold on

The ants are in the way - the car will not overturn

The ant has a sharp point when it catches the cow - it thinks it has reached a high mountain

The ants speak ——Meet the head

Ant moves—either a phoenix or a rain

The grasshopper gets on the bean rack—the little thing uses the big rack to scare people

Ant looks at the sky— —I don’t know the height

Ants climb trees - Luzi Township

Ants drink water-a drop is enough

Ants go down to the pond-I don’t know the depth

The ant enters the cell - it has its own way out

The landmine laid - is about to explode

Buy back the color TV and bring back the invoice - well-founded

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Buying salted fish and releasing them alive - committing an injustice

Buying a box to return pearls - not knowing the goods

Sold clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth but not one's body< /p>

Selling a son to recruit a son-in-law - doing it upside down

Selling a dog jacket to buy pants - too short to be seen by anyone

Selling a son to recruit a son-in-law ——Hu Tossing

Selling children to sing a big show - What is the merit of celebrating

The water seller looks at the big river - it is all money. The frying spoon seller - pick the one that is sure< /p>

Selling rice without liters - bad intentions (quantity)

Loss from selling fried rice - greedy stalls) are big

The crab seller goes on stage - —There are many roles, but not many can sing

Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame

Selling clay pots - having one set and one set

The man selling earthenware basins fell down - he was in a mess

The man selling shrimps didn't use a scale - he was blind (shrimp)

The man selling salt drank boiled water - it had no taste< /p>

The coffin seller gritted his teeth - hating people to death

The steamed bun seller mixed lime - his face remained unchanged

The bean sprout seller shook his basket - clean and tidy

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The oil seller does not use salt - does not care about (nothing)

The fried dough sticks seller plays the huqin - plays the (oil) hand leisurely (string)

Selling A cow sells his hair and marries a mute - nothing to say

The tofu seller is a fool - the business is not big and arrogant

The flower seller talks about the fragrance of flowers; the tea seller, When it comes to fresh food - everyone has his own way.

The duck seller changed the basket - poured (tricked) eggs

Bought wheat and used it in a basket - steamed the steamed buns without steaming (fighting) the weather; the water seller looked at the big river - It's all money

Blowing fire with wheat straw - stingy

Pricking eyes with wheat awns - stinging and painful

Rubbing rope with wheat bran - no match Get started

Kowtow in the wheat stubble field - poke your eyes

Put the straw against the door - in vain

Use the wheat straw as a scale - no weight

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Blowing fire through wheat straw - being stingy

Using wheat straw as a scale - looking down on people

Looking at people through wheat straw - looking down on them

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Packed explosives in the wheat straw - fired cannons randomly

Swallowed the charcoal - became mute

The person who pretended to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - who has never seen that Erhualian?

The sky is full of paste - Lake (Hu) Clouds

The sky is full of coptis - endless suffering

The sun is full of gold teeth - open your mouth It’s just a lie (yellow)

The garden is full of fruits—just you (genus) are red

A mouse covered in oil dives into the fire—how can it be easier< /p>

The blind man plays Pai Gow - blind touch

The blind man opens the day - talks nonsense

The blind man chats - talks nonsense

The blind man buys a speaker A blind boast

The blind man lights up a lantern - to shine on others but not himself. The blind man wears glasses - just to show off

A blind man rides a blind horse and rushes around

Cats don’t eat fish, they act polite

Cats catch mice...an ancestral craft

Cats catch mice and dogs watch the door——.

Everyone plays his part

The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand

The cat drills into the dog hole and it is easy to pass

The cat drills into the mouse hole - it cannot pass

The cat catches the mouse - relying on its own ability

The owl sings~...a strange sound and tune

The donkey grinds...and can't escape from this circle

Eating cantaloupe in the toilet...it doesn't smell right

The stones in the toilet...are smelly and hard

A metaphor for a bad reputation and a stubborn attitude

Throwing bombs in the latrine... arousing public outrage (feces)

Putting an electric fan in the latrine...~makes the stinking limelight

Putting roses in the latrine...doesn’t produce any fragrance< /p>

Big dung maggots in the latrine - Survival from death

Peacock in the latrine - stinking music

Weighing weights in the latrine - again and again Hard

The hat has nothing to use as an insole - be demoted to the end

Impersonation - pretending to be a real pipa without strings - where to start playing (talking)

Duckweed without roots - helpless

Toothless wife chews bones - licks them

Putting briquettes in lime - black and white

Soot mixed with lime - no distinction between black and white

Set firecrackers on eyebrows - fire (disaster) in front of your eyes

Gourmets have nothing to say about food and clothing

Mei Lanfang sings Farewell My Concubine - a good show

Looking at people through the cracks in the door - looking down on people

The bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one< /p>

Looking at the sky through the crack in the door - narrow vision

Pooping on the threshold - smelly inside and out

The seal on the door - cannot be pulled

The broom behind the door - specializing in dirty things to do

The weight in the corner of the door - a dead (real) mind

Wiping the dead person behind the door - on tenterhooks

The door frame is stripped of its original shape and looks like a big one

Hung mats on the door - outrageous (painting)

Listening to the thunder in the dark - unclear about the east, west and north

Farting under the quilt - swallowing alone

Meng Huo surrendered - convinced orally and wholeheartedly Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - traveled thousands of miles

Eating in dreams Honey - sweet to think about

Flying on a plane in the dream - thinking about it all

Picking up money in the dream - being blindly happy

Having a wife in the dream - —It’s a beautiful thought

Getting married in a dream - a good thing will not come true

What the dream said - I don’t know whether it is true or not

What the dream said about the groom - empty A happy wedding

Maitreya Buddha - smile every day

The sun in the rice crotch - cannot be blocked

Sleeping in the rice - covered with eyes

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Sifting rice to fill with water - lots of loopholes

Cooking rice into porridge - confused

Rice shops selling salt - nosy (salty) things

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Boiled pancakes in warm water - hot on the skin but cool on the heart

Blanched chicken feathers in warm water - hard to pull

Poached chestnuts in warm water - half-cooked

Warm and stir-fry beef - slow work

Boil turtles in warm soup - neither dead nor alive

Cover your ears and fire off cannons - afraid of overhearing

Hold your wallet to catch a thief - be extra careless

Hold your butt and cross the river - be careful of overstepping (crossing)

Water beside the eaves - never leave the nest

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Sheltering from the rain under the eaves - not for long

Hanging *but-drops of bitter water under the eaves

The roof is exposed to continuous rain, a boat is broken and a phoenix encounters the head ——Misfortune

The tortoise on the roof can’t reach the sky or the ground

The baby teases his sister——Hehehahaha

The baby fish climbs up the tree—— Looking left and right, it looks like it’s not a human being

The mouth of a giant salamander - delicious

Mosquito bites eggs - seamless and drillable

Mosquito bites - it all depends You have a good mouth

Mosquito farts - stingy

Mosquitoes can recognize male and female when they fly - good eyesight

Mosquito bites eggs - no holes People

Mosquitoes hold weights in their mouths - it's such a hot day

Mosquito bites Bodhisattva - mistaken for the wrong person

Mosquitoes are looking for liver and gallbladder - intentionally making things difficult

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Mosquitoes yawn - the weather is not bad

Mosquitoes are looking for spiders - they fall into the trap

Mosquitoes sing a little tune - they want to bite people

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The loss of the mouth

Going to the market at night - dispersed

Sleeping in a snail shell - difficult to turn over

Snails attending a banquet - uninvited guests

< p>The snail's house - the snail race on the back - crawl slowly

The centipede eats the scorpion - fight the poison with poison

The fresh peach on the cliff - no one pays attention (picking it) ; Dajia

Amusing the beggars - making the poor happy

Eating watermelon around the stove - feeling sweet in the heart and warm in the body

Playing chess on the Go board ——Wrong way

The God of Wealth knocks on the door-blessings fall from the sky; great good things

Hanging the baby to watch the play-happily

The baby watches Magic - incomprehensible

Dolls take to the streets - where there is excitement

Dolls playing with fire - never do it

Dolls as commanders - The villain succeeds

The baby plays chess - without the overall situation

The baby rides the rocking horse - no advance, no retreat

Snuff and spit - fake expert< /p>

Smell the incense in the coffin - death is imminent

Dig a well and encounter an artesian spring - just what I wanted

Gouge out my eyes and become a judge - blind In the end, the tile pomegranate - too much to eat

Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng

Eating a pomegranate with a crooked mouth - coming up with all the crooked ideas

Crooked mouth Blowing the trumpet - an evil (slanted) air

Blowing the flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye

Blowing a lamp with a crooked mouth - the sun is full of evil (slanted) air

The monk with a crooked mouth - not serious

The monk with a crooked mouth blows conches - two generals

The monk with a crooked mouth eats snails and gets crooked

Crooked The mother-in-law with a crooked mouth drinks soup - drink from left to right

The mother-in-law with a crooked mouth stumbles - the wrong way up and down are also wrong

The monk with a crooked mouth cannot say a serious word after chanting sutras

Being a cavalryman with a crooked mouth - you will be embarrassed immediately

Talking with a crooked neck - your mouth is wrong

Wearing a hat crookedly and wearing a coat crookedly - unseemly

A crooked pot with a flat stove - a set with a set

Watching a show with one head tilted - unreasonable and troublesome

A monk with a crooked mouth blows a lamp - a slanted air

Wearing a sun mask with a crooked mouth—nothing wrong with it

Looking at a watch with a crooked neck—an incorrect view

Putting a necklace on a crooked neck—not necessarily beautiful

The man with a crooked mouth plays the trumpet - the tune is not correct. The nephew wears filial piety - no hope (uncle)

Grandma has a little son - no hope (male)

The stove in the outer room The prince - sitting alone

My grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)

I picked up a piece of paving outside and lost a fur coat in the house - the gain outweighs the loss

< p>Unqualified foreign trade goods - difficult to get out

When a scimitar meets a gourd to cut vegetables - just right

A bent tree - cannot straighten

Wang Laodao prays for rain - sooner or later this year

The tortoise eats a weight - determined

The tortoise eats watermelon - rolls and crawls

Tortoise with chicken feathers on his belly - turtle (return) with heart like an arrow

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one

Wang Qi's brother - Tortoise

The natives are too blind to read the notices ----- just pretending

The Queen Mother’s hammer stone - passing through the big battle formation

Wang Anshi drew a circle - leaving a tail< /p>

Wang Qiao fights against Shi Chong - willing to be defeated

The Queen Mother's flat peach - no matter how good it is, you can't eat it

The Queen Mother reaches out her hand - if you want a phoenix, you will get a phoenix. If it rains, Wang Zuo breaks his arm - keep one hand

Bastard eats the weight - is determined

Bastard bites his finger - refuses to let go

Bazuo makes Report - hold back the sound and breath

The butt of the turtle - regulations (tortoise)

The heart of the turtle - the rectum and the belly; can't hold anything back< /p>

Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas

Wang Dao draws talismans - he understands

Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts

Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - a visionary

A tortoise carrying a fork - consciously having light

A tortoise eating watermelon - rolling and crawling

Wang Xiaoer beats the gongs and drums - so poor that they make a tinkling sound