Questions about jokes?

1, meeting you by chance is my organization; I love you unconsciously, not intentionally; I really love you; I am willing to treat you wholeheartedly; But having you for a lifetime is what I want most!

2, don't worry about eating, just bow your head; Don't worry about your job, I've taken care of it for you; You don't have to worry about marriage, but express your feelings with your eyes; Don't worry about buying a house, someone will repair it at home; Don't worry about talking, you will brag naturally, because you are a big stupid cow!

Xiaoming is constipated when he goes to the toilet. Suddenly, he saw a man rushing in, and suddenly it was stormy. Dude, I really envy you, so soon! Envy what? I haven't had time to take off my pants yet!

4. The young couple quarreled and threw the pillow downstairs.

A beggar happened to pass by, very happy, and then flew off a quilt. The beggar was ecstatic. Touching his tears, he rushed upstairs and shouted, upstairs brother, please throw that woman down!

Xiao Ming: Come and watch, I'm on TV!

Xiao Wang: Why are you crawling around on TV?

Come down, don't step on the TV!

6. Xiaoming: Dad, I got into trouble again today. I made my teacher cry. Dad: What did you do to the teacher?

Xiao Ming said: I played with magnets in class and was found by the teacher and confiscated.

Dad: What's this? Xiao Ming: But as soon as the teacher took it, she sucked it on her big gold bracelet and cried on the spot.