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An ironic joke.
1, the editor said to the plagiarist:? I read your masterpiece and found that you have many things that writers don't have. ?
The plagiarist asked:? What is that?
The editor replied:? Copier?
2. There was a food store manager who personally wrote a big sign selling moon cakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Unfortunately, he let it go? Mooncakes? Written? Japanese cake? It attracts people to talk about it.
An enthusiastic person found the manager, pointed to the signboard and said, Do you have moon cakes? Month? Chinese characters are written in white. ?
The manager laughed at others in turn: look again, where is this? White? Word,? White? There is also an apostrophe on the prefix! ?
3. employees:? Xiao Liu was hit by a car. Is he seriously injured?
Boss:? Fortunately, only one screw is broken. ?
Someone wants to send his son to school. The teacher said: I can charge him, but you have to pay a lot of tuition and fees. ?
? No, I might as well buy a donkey with it. ?
The teacher replied:? If you buy donkeys with money and don't let your children go to school, you will have two stupid donkeys at home in the future. ?
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