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After the child entered a five-star hotel, he found the waiter and said, "Give me your manager." The waiter said, "Sorry, the manager is not in." The child patted 500 yuan's money and said, "Give me your manager." The waiter found the manager at once. "I found a lady." The child said, "We are a five-star hotel. There are no young ladies, "said the manager. The child paid five thousand yuan and said, "Find me a young lady." The manager immediately found a row of young ladies for the little boy to choose from. "Find me a sick one," said the child. "We are a five-star hotel and we are not sick." The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick one." The manager immediately found a row of sick girls for the little boy. The manager didn't know what medicine the child bought in the gourd, so he said, "No, no,no." The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Do you think I must be sick?" That didn't run! ~ definitely! ~ The manager collected the money and said excitedly, "Then I'll go back and chat with our little babysitter for a while, so our little babysitter must be ill?" "That didn't run! ~ definitely! " "Then our little babysitter called my dad, so my dad must be ill?" "That didn't run! ~ definitely! " "Then my father and my mother made a phone call, so my mother must be ill?" "That didn't run! ~ definitely! " "Then my mother made a phone call with our driver, so our driver must be ill?" "That didn't run! ~ definitely! " The child slapped the table and scolded, "Damn driver! Let you crush my little frog! ! ! ! ! "
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