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Grandpa tells jokes and expression packs.
Grandpa is a particularly strong person, as long as he can do things, he never bothers others. But now grandpa is in poor health, not to mention needing someone to feed him. Grandpa's mood is extremely bad, and the whole family's heart is also gloomy.
"Only a good mood is conducive to treatment!" Mother said sadly to her father. "But ..." Dad was helpless. "Dad, this to me. I promise to make grandpa laugh. " Dad gave a wry smile. "You?" "Don't dismiss me, I have a trick. See you tomorrow! "
I turned over a lot of "jokes and humor" and decided to recite them to grandpa in the hospital the next day. Whenever I tell my grandpa a joke, he always laughs his head off, which will definitely make him laugh.
But things are beyond my expectation. Grandpa not only didn't laugh, but also motioned me not to speak loudly. I immediately felt like a deflated ball and didn't know what to do. I think my face must be uglier than frosted eggplant at that moment.
Grandpa can't sit still or lie down. Looking at grandpa's uncomfortable appearance, my heart is like a knife. Grandpa regards me as the apple of his eye. It's really "I'm afraid of melting in my mouth and falling off my head." Many people smiled and said to grandpa, "Old man, I think your greatest pleasure is to hug your granddaughter." Whenever this time, grandpa's face is full of happiness and joy. The previous scene flashed before my eyes like a movie. I can't let grandpa suffer. I will try my best to help him alleviate his pain.
"Grandpa, let me give you a massage!" I said softly. Grandpa nodded with his eyes closed, and I gently pressed my grandfather's sick arm. Massage seems simple, but it's actually very tiring to do. Soon, I was sweating profusely. I watched my grandfather's expression gradually relax and work harder. "Son, you are tired, have a rest!" Grandpa opened his eyes. "Not tired! Grandpa, do you feel better? " "Much better. Help me walk in the field! " Grandpa actually wants to exercise in the field. Oh, dear! Grandpa's legs are exhausted. Can grandpa stop living? I have to give grandpa a vaccination. "Grandpa, do you know why I grow so fat? Just to grow up and take you around the world. " Grandpa doesn't know I set this trap. "Are you? That grandpa is waiting for you to recite! "
I put on grandpa's shoes and stood up to carry him, but grandpa still insisted on walking by himself. What I was worried about finally happened. Grandpa's legs were as soft as noodles, and his expression froze. "Grandpa, don't be afraid! I am your crutch to help me move forward. "I pretended to be relaxed. Grandpa took a tentative step forward, and I noticed his expression. Fortunately, he practiced step by step with my help, without anxiety and irritability, and my heart landed safely from a height of 100 meters.
The whole family gathers around Grandpa every day, but Grandpa only lets me hold his sick hand. I understand that grandpa wants to pass on all his love to me. I can't let grandpa down. I hurried to pour grandpa a urinal and bedpan. Every time I come back, my grandfather asks me if I think it stinks. I always smile and say, "Grandpa smells good." Grandpa's wrinkled face is like a big chrysanthemum in full bloom, happy and brilliant.
"Grandpa, I'll carry you!" I jumped to grandpa and bent down. "no! Grandpa is well, and now he can carry you again. " Grandpa also bent down. "Ha ha ..." The laughter of our grandparents and grandchildren spread far away.
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