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Which sentence says that science students laugh at absolute beauty, a liberal arts student, and liberal arts students laugh at science students?

Liberal arts students see liberal arts students: chic and romantic.

Science students see science students: extremely smart.

Liberal arts students look at science students: dull.

Science students see liberal arts students: acid.

Liberal arts students' mantra: there are several ways to write fennel beans, ok? (Originated in Kong Yiji)

Science students' mantra: 1+ 1 =? (Originated in Chen Jingrun)

The biggest headache for liberal arts students: 1530 yuan kept it for three months and seven days, and the bank interest was 2. 14%. After deducting 20% interest tax, what is the final total?

The biggest headache for science students: the day before Valentine's Day, thinking hard by candlelight, what should I write on my girlfriend's card?

What liberal arts students often do: bite a pen and stare blankly. What science students often do: hold their glasses and become speechless. Liberal arts students brag to liberal arts students: I have recently made further research on Einstein's theory of relativity.

Science students boast to science students: I know all the poems and songs in A Dream of Red Mansions by heart.

Liberal arts students show off to science students: ancient phonology is as interesting as singing!

Science students show off to arts students: learning calculus is actually as fun as playing games.

The most exciting thing for liberal arts students: the name has become a type. The most exciting thing for science students: the success of saving the machine.

The worst compliment of liberal arts students: wow! You even know Shakespeare. How profound!

The compliment that science students want to hear most: Oh, my God, you even connected the light bulb line. You are really capable!

China chess, the favorite sport of liberal arts students, has a long history and rich allusions. Science students' favorite sport: bridge, because scoring is more complicated.

The ideal boyfriend of liberal arts girls: the mouth of liberal arts boys (sweet)+the legs of science boys (diligent).

The ideal girlfriend of a science boy: the looks (beauty) of a liberal arts girl+the brains (wisdom) of a science girl.

The love tactics of liberal arts boys: rich water does not flow "sweet" to outsiders (there are many girls in this department).

The love tactics of science boys: introducing foreign gestures (there are too few girls in this department).

The places most frequented by liberal arts students: libraries, cinemas and canteens.

The places most frequented by science students: laboratories, computer rooms and canteens.

The most frustrating thing for liberal arts students: meeting a science student who remembers more poems than himself.

The most frustrating thing for science students: meeting a liberal arts student who plays computer better than himself.

What arts students can't figure out most is that college time is wasted from morning till night every day.

What science students can't figure out most about arts students is that college time is wasted from morning till night every day.

The slogan of liberal arts students: I think, therefore I am!

The slogan of science students: I am fierce, so I am!

Liberal arts students in science class: dizzy.

Science students: It's dark (there are two solutions, one is to sleep unconscious, and the other is to be too fierce to lift your head).

Weekends for liberal arts students: reading, hiking and flying kites.

Weekends for science students: doing problems, making up lessons and competing.

The values of liberal arts students: live to eat, and life lies in the process.

Values of science students: Eat to live, and life lies in the goal.

What the science teacher said in the liberal arts class: "Don't go too far, it's not very demanding of you."

What the liberal arts teacher said in the science class: "We must pay attention to it, not to mention the' test', even if we take the postgraduate entrance examination, we must take the liberal arts exam."

The reason why liberal arts students skip science class: it's too boring. It's better to go out and experience life.

The reason why science students skip liberal arts classes: Instead of wasting time, it is better to do more problems at home.