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The interesting Chinese composition is 400 words. I need to use it at once. I'm in a hurry! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
There was a story-telling contest in the class, but this important spelling contest came to join in the fun again, which made that classmate blush! This has become a big joke in our class.
At the beginning of the game, the classmate walked on the stage hesitantly. Obviously, he was not fully prepared. Everyone looked at the "master" with gloating eyes, watching him reluctantly bid farewell to his desk like leaving his loved ones and look back step by step. Everyone secretly watched sympathetically.
The "master" began to speak, only to hear him stammer a few words: "Last night, I ... I came to the door of the ... small area, and there was a lot of garbage outside ... which surprised me ..." "Very well, I described a little thing in my life." The teacher commented that everyone was booed, but the teacher said, "I am surprised that many people make mistakes, so write!" " "Who dares to disobey the teacher's orders? "Master" had to write down one stroke at a time-eat a catty. Suddenly, the roof of the classroom will be shaken off by laughter. Everyone couldn't help themselves, smiling and covering their stomachs, crying and closing their eyes, and lying on the table one by one.
The teacher was so angry that he didn't expect to ask the result casually and shouted, "You eat garbage!" "Everyone laughed more happily! The teacher asked the "master" to say a phrase and write it out. The "master" said hesitantly, "I am a child with excellent academic performance. "And write down: I am a child with excellent academic performance." Ha ha ha ha! "The students laughed even more, and some even rolled to the ground, and then the" master "added a nice new nickname-Mr. Wrong word.
Chinese characters are traditional characters in China, which play an important role in helping people communicate. However, sometimes his good friend's typo will come out, jump out and join in the fun where it shouldn't. We really have to treat this little guy well, which depends on our usual attention.
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